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One Of These Girls Isn’t Like The Others

August 30th, 2016

A whole bunch of bikini model hotties showed up for Sports Illustrated‘s Summer of Swim Fan Festival at Coney Island. Big names like Ashley Graham, Barbara Palvin, Chrissy Teigen, Hannah Ferguson, Hannah Jeter, Kate Bock, Mia Kang, and Robyn Lawley. Only one of these ladies isn’t like all the others. Can you guess which one? I’ll give you a hint… One of them is routinely called “healthy” and “sexy” and a “supermodel,” and the rest actually are.

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2016 Swim BBQ Event

February 19th, 2016

The good news: Sports Illustrated keeps throwing hottie-filled parties for the launch of their 2016 Swimsuit Issue; this time, it was a BBQ at some hotel in Miami. And Erin Heatherton, Gigi Hadid, Lily Aldridge, Hailey Clauson, Chrissy Teigen, Hannah Ferguson, Tanya Mityushina, Kate Bock, Emily DiDonato, Kelly Rohrbach, Chanel Iman, Sofia Resing, Hannah Davis, Nina Agdal, Samantha Hoopes, Bo Krsmanovic, and Barbara Palvin all showed up. Except once again, nobody wore a bikini. Or body paint. Or even a one piece! I’m pretty sure they’re just screwing with me at this point. And I don’t appreciate it.

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The 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Do Miami Beach

February 18th, 2016

I don’t know about you guys, but when I hear that a whole bunch of SI models hit Miami Beach to celebrate the release of the 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, I wasn’t exactly expecting to see them all wearing clothes… But here’s Barbara Palvin, Chanel Iman, Chrissy Teigen, Gigi Hadid, Hailey Clauson, Hannah Ferguson, Nina Agdal, and Robyn Lawley, and not a single one of them is in a swimsuit. I mean, the no bikinis on the red carpet thing I get, but come on, they’re at a beach!! This is just cruel.

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Chrissy Teigen’s Pregnant Boobies Are Looking Good

November 25th, 2015

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I don’t tend to pay much attention to celebrities unless they’re walking around in spandex and/or bikinis, so I didn’t know that Chrissy Teigen was pregnant until I saw these pictures. And while I’m sorry to hear that, since it means Chrissy’ll have to go on a few months of maternity leave from those bikini photoshoots of hers, I’m happy to see that her growing baby bumps seem to be coming along nicely. …Just to be clear, I’m talking about her funbags. I may be a pervert, but I’m no sicko.

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Why Is Chrissy Teigen Wearing A Bra?

August 5th, 2015

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I know I should be psyched to be seeing a supermodel as hot as Chrissy Teigen and getting a peek at her sweet cleavage thanks to the paps. But I’m not gonna lie, I’m a little disappointed in Chrissy for wearing a bra… I guess she’s just not as committed to this whole #FreeTheNipple thing as I am. And it’s too bad. I mean, Chrissy really could’ve made a big difference here. In my pants, at least.

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Chrissy Teigen Likes To Show Off Her Fake Boobs

July 1st, 2015

As you probably already know (because you’re a fellow degenerate pervert), Chrissy Teigen has been fighting the good fight against Instagram’s ridiculous “no nipple” policy after they removed a topless picture she posted. And I totally agree with her — if you ask me, tits should be allowed to be shown off anywhere: Instagram, the sidewalk, my mom’s basement. But let’s not pretend fashion models are any different from porn stars these days. You could put that W Magazine spread of Chrissy’s in Penthouse or Hustler and nobody would be able to tell. Don’t get me wrong, I love it, but the only difference is these “fashion” mags can call it “art.” That said, I support Chrissy 100%, and I’d be happy to post some topless pictures to my Instagram in solidarity. Just as soon as she sends them over.

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Chrissy Teigen’s Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

May 6th, 2015

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I’ve never heard of Selfie Magazine before, but I’m a big fan of any publication that can give us more Chrissy Teigen bikini pictures to enjoy. I’m a little confused about the whole selfie thing though — technically, shouldn’t these have been taken by Chrissy? Or at the very least, a blogger with a good phone and long arms? It doesn’t make any sense, but forget it, I’m going to stop asking questions and just let us all enjoy one hell of a bikini photoshoot. You’re welcome.

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2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebrate

February 11th, 2015

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So Sports Illustrated held their annual celebration for the 2015 Swimsuit Issue in New York the other night. And instead of being upset that they forgot to invite me to the party (again), I’m going to look on the bright side: they did invite a whole bunch of hotties like Hannah DavisRose Bertram, Hailey Clauson, Solveig Mork Hansen, Ashley Smith, Kelly Rohrbach, Emily Ratajkowski, Sara Sampaio, Hannah Ferguson, Samantha Hoopes, Chrissy Teigen, Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge, Gigi Hadid, Irina Shayk, Genevieve Morton, and Ashley Graham. And you know, just looking at these pictures is starting to make me feel better already.

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Chrissy Teigen’s Boobs Can’t be Contained

December 2nd, 2014

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According to my sources, it was Chrissy Teigen‘s birthday the other day and even though I forgot to get her something, it looks like she got a pretty great present for the rest of us. Because here she is dropping some serious boobage in a photoshoot with her lucky SOB of a husband. And it’s just what I always wanted. How’d she know? Well, that and her leaving John Legend for yours truly, but I guess that’ll just have to wait until Christmas. Fingers crossed.

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Rita Ora and Chrissy Teigen Make A Nice Pair

August 21st, 2014

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OK, so I know that Rita Ora isn’t my #1 favorite busty British pop star and Chrissy Teigen isn’t exactly my #1 supermodel either, but still, you put them together and you’ve got a Top 10 lesbian fantasy. Maybe even Top 5. So here they are together at some kind of fragrance launch in New York, and I’m not sure who thought to pair these two up, but whoever did is a damn genius, because this is looking like one seriously tasty combo right now. Yum.

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Chrissy Teigen Likes To Toss Balls

August 7th, 2014

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You’ve got to hand it to the Dodgers. While all the other teams out there are getting CEOs and “celebrities” to toss out their first pitches, the Dodgers went and got a super-hot supermodel in Chrissy Teigen to throw out theirs in LA the other night. I know Chrissy’s made the cover of Sports Illustrated before and all, but I wasn’t sure how this would go. After watching the video below though, I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed. Chrissy’s got a good set of legs on her. Oh, and uh, I guess her arm’s not bad either. Sorry, were we supposed to be paying attention to that part? I guess I’d better watch it again. And then maybe 4 or 5 more times just to be safe.

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Chrissy Teigen In A See Through Dress

July 29th, 2014

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I don’t really know what hot supermodels have to do with steaks, but here’s Chrissy Teigen at the DuJour Magazine and NYY Steak Celebration looking mighty tasty while busting out one of the best see-through shirts we’ve had on the site in a while. The only thing that would’ve made these better is if Chrissy had remembered to forget to wear something underneath. But even as is, I’m starting to drool just from looking at these pictures. OK, I guess now I see the steak connection. Yum.

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Chrissy Teigen’s Hotness At The 2014 ESPY Awards

July 17th, 2014

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In case you were too busy doing literally anything else, it was the 2014 ESPY Awards last night, which I normally wouldn’t care about, at least not until they finally take me up on my suggestion to add a Best Bikini Yoga category. But I’m willing to make an exception this year, considering SI hottie Chrissy Teigen showed up dropping an MVP-worthy amount of cleavage. And now I’m just wishing they’d invited me too so I could’ve had a chance to see this show of hers in person. I mean, c’mon, I’m extremely athletic for a blogger. Yesterday, I did half a sit-up.

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