I’ve never heard of Selfie Magazine before, but I’m a big fan of any publication that can give us more Chrissy Teigen bikini pictures to enjoy. I’m a little confused about the whole selfie thing though — technically, shouldn’t these have been taken by Chrissy? Or at the very least, a blogger with a good phone and long arms? It doesn’t make any sense, but forget it, I’m going to stop asking questions and just let us all enjoy one hell of a bikini photoshoot. You’re welcome.
So Sports Illustrated held their annual celebration for the 2015 Swimsuit Issue in New York the other night. And instead of being upset that they forgot to invite me to the party (again), I’m going to look on the bright side: they did invite a whole bunch of hotties like Hannah Davis, Rose Bertram, Hailey Clauson, Solveig Mork Hansen, Ashley Smith, Kelly Rohrbach, Emily Ratajkowski, Sara Sampaio, Hannah Ferguson, Samantha Hoopes, Chrissy Teigen, Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge, Gigi Hadid, Irina Shayk, Genevieve Morton, and Ashley Graham. And you know, just looking at these pictures is starting to make me feel better already.
According to my sources, it was Chrissy Teigen‘s birthday the other day and even though I forgot to get her something, it looks like she got a pretty great present for the rest of us. Because here she is dropping some serious boobage in a photoshoot with her lucky SOB of a husband. And it’s just what I always wanted. How’d she know? Well, that and her leaving John Legend for yours truly, but I guess that’ll just have to wait until Christmas. Fingers crossed.
OK, so I know that Rita Ora isn’t my #1 favorite busty British pop star and Chrissy Teigen isn’t exactly my #1 supermodel either, but still, you put them together and you’ve got a Top 10 lesbian fantasy. Maybe even Top 5. So here they are together at some kind of fragrance launch in New York, and I’m not sure who thought to pair these two up, but whoever did is a damn genius, because this is looking like one seriously tasty combo right now. Yum.
You’ve got to hand it to the Dodgers. While all the other teams out there are getting CEOs and “celebrities” to toss out their first pitches, the Dodgers went and got a super-hot supermodel in Chrissy Teigen to throw out theirs in LA the other night. I know Chrissy’s made the cover of Sports Illustrated before and all, but I wasn’t sure how this would go. After watching the video below though, I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed. Chrissy’s got a good set of legs on her. Oh, and uh, I guess her arm’s not bad either. Sorry, were we supposed to be paying attention to that part? I guess I’d better watch it again. And then maybe 4 or 5 more times just to be safe.
I don’t really know what hot supermodels have to do with steaks, but here’s Chrissy Teigen at the DuJour Magazine and NYY Steak Celebration looking mighty tasty while busting out one of the best see-through shirts we’ve had on the site in a while. The only thing that would’ve made these better is if Chrissy had remembered to forget to wear something underneath. But even as is, I’m starting to drool just from looking at these pictures. OK, I guess now I see the steak connection. Yum.
In case you were too busy doing literally anything else, it was the 2014 ESPY Awards last night, which I normally wouldn’t care about, at least not until they finally take me up on my suggestion to add a Best Bikini Yoga category. But I’m willing to make an exception this year, considering SI hottie Chrissy Teigen showed up dropping an MVP-worthy amount of cleavage. And now I’m just wishing they’d invited me too so I could’ve had a chance to see this show of hers in person. I mean, c’mon, I’m extremely athletic for a blogger. Yesterday, I did half a sit-up.
Here’s Chrissy Teigen out walking around New York, because there’s nothing I like better than seeing a hot supermodel in leggings. Well, OK, so that’s not entirely true, but considering seeing a hot supermodel in my bed doesn’t seem like it’s on the table at the moment, I have to take what I can get. And right now these pictures are making for one hell of a consolation prize. Enjoy.
Today’s extra catch consists of Vanessa Hudgens, Jennifer Hudson, Olivia Wilde, Blake Lively, Alessandra Ambrosio, Jessica Stam, Chrissy Teigen, Keri Russell, Sophia Bush, Ashley Olsen, Mary-Kate Olsen, Karlie Kloss, Beth Behrs, Emmy Rossum, Sam Faiers, Michelle Keegan, Cat Deeley, Shailene Woodley, Danity Kane, Krysten Ritter, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Lucy Liu, Halle Berry, Barbara Fialho, Jessica Rose Cabanne, Taylor Swift, Amy Willerton.
Today’s extra catch consists of Jennifer Lawrence, Kylie Minogue, Eva Longoria, Jodi Albert, Michelle Keegan, Holly Willoughby, Rita Ora, Chrissy Teigen, Katie Lee, Katie Lee, Elizabeth Olsen, Francesca Hull, Rebecca Ferdinando, Stephanie Pratt, Georgia Kousoulou, Emma Roberts, Ellen Page, Rocsi Diaz, Famke Janssen, Ferne McCann, Lizzie Cundy, Hayley Williams, Shakira, Kaya Jones, Samantha Harris, Brandy Norwood.
Today’s extra catch consists of Ella Wahlestedt, Myleene Klass, Tina Fey, Michelle Heaton, Rita Ora, Kim Kardashian, Veronic DiCaire, Padma Lakshmi, Tyra Banks, Chrissy Teigen, Chrissy Teigen, Katherine Heigl, Tricia Helfer, Tamara Ecclestone, Blake Lively, Jessica Alba, Kiernan Shipka, Lake Bell, Karina Smirnoff, Denise Richards, Elizabeth Olsen, Shakira, Molly Sims, Elle Fanning.
So Sports Illustrated finally released their new 50th Anniversary Issue cover, and just as I predicted, they managed to top last year’s issue by putting my current favorite model Nina Agdal on the cover this year. I’d say I told you so, but then they went ahead and made it even better by adding Lily Aldrige and Chrissy Teigen too. Because as I’ve said all along, the only thing better than one topless model is more of them. And I really like being right.
Photos: James Macari/SI
There were so many hotties at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Party last night that it’s hard to keep track of them all: Rachel Hunter, Petra Nemcova, Kate Bock, Genevieve Morton, Jess Gomes, Katherine Webb, Ariel Meredith, Chrissy Teigen, Dominique Piek, Tori Praver, Natasha Barnard, Rebecca Romijn, Ireland Baldwin, Heidi Klum, Kathy Ireland. Still, I can’t believe yours truly didn’t get an invite, especially considering all the press I give them. I guess I can’t be trusted around a bunch of hot models and an open bar, which makes sense. Hell, I can barely be trusted around this post and a Starbucks without getting kicked out for violating their no pants, no service policy.
Today’s extra catch consists of Taylor Momsen, Paz Vega, Gemma Collins, Rihanna, Fearne Cotton, Paris Hilton, Melissa Benoist, Michaela Conlin, Vanessa Lachey, Katia Winter, Natasha Crnjac, Zooey Deschanel, Cassadee Pope, Farrah Abraham, Chrissy Teigen, Jessica White, Rita Ora, Hailee Steinfeld, Karlie Kloss, Nicole Trunfio, Emmy Rossum, Julie Henderson, Joan Smalls, Jennifer Morrison, Jessica Chastain, Jess Weixler.