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Nicole Scherzinger Keeps The Boobs Coming!

July 15th, 2014

Nicole Scherzinger

I really hope the Brits appreciate all the Nicole Scherzinger hotness they’ve been getting these past couple of years, because here’s the former Pussycat Doll putting on another one of her classic cleavage shows and I’m assuming trying to seduce me via the paparazzi again. Well, it’s working. And if Nicole’s not bringing those perfect funbags of hers back over here any time soon, I guess that means I’ll have to go over there. OK, I’d better go upstairs and tell my mom we’re moving.

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Jenny McCarthy Forgot To Wear A Swimsuit!

July 14th, 2014

Jenny McCarthy

In case you’ve been wondering what Jenny McCarthy is up to these days, you’re in luck: because besides looking almost as hot as she did a few decades ago, she apparently hosted something called the “Ultimate Pool Party” over the weekend. Although if you ask me, it’s not really technically the “ultimate” pool party without the world’s sexiest blogger in a Speedo, am I right? Or, you know, without Jenny in a bikini too. Either way, I’m calling false advertising and I suggest we hold the real party at my place later this week. I’ll get out the kiddie pool and a hose.

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Porn Star Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Show

July 10th, 2014

Kim Kardashian

As much as I like to make fun of Kim Kardashian, I’ve got to admit that the world’s most famous porn star does at least have one major talent. Actually, make that two. And here she is showing them off during Paris Fashion Week. I still can’t really stand Kim’s overhyped fat ass, but hey, at least pictures like this make it a little easier for me to understand the appeal. So if porn star MILFs are your thing, enjoy.

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Amazing Cleavage Show

July 8th, 2014

Nicole Scherzinger

See, now this is exactly why I love Nicole Scherzinger so much. Not just for all the impressive cleavage she’s got on display, but because she’s actually pulling her jacket open to give us and the paps an even better look. So all you wannabe celebs out there, take note: that’s how you keep those 15 minutes (and pants fires) going strong year after year, by giving the fans what they want. And while we’re on the subject, where are those signed lingerie pictures I kept asking for? Do you think they got lost in the mail?

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Amy Childs’s Awesome Cleavage Show

July 7th, 2014

Amy Childs

In the mood for some sweet British boobies? Here is Amy Childs showing you young ladies how to dress appropriately when heading out in public.The only thing this outfit is missing is my face in between her cleavage. Now I don’t know why Amy isn’t a bigger star over here in the USA, but I’m determined with your help to make those knockers a household name.

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Katie Price And Her Ridiculous Cleavage!

June 4th, 2014

Katie Price

I don’t really get why some people out there are ragging on these pictures of Katie Price promoting some new hair color line. What? Is she dressed funny or something? I was so focused on those gigantic funbags of hers, I barely even noticed. And if you ask me, they’re looking pretty damn good right about now.

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Mariah Carey Is Busting Her Cleavage For Letterman

May 8th, 2014

Mariah Carey

I knew there had to be a reason Mariah Carey seems to be busting out so much lately, so I looked it up, and apparently she’s got a new CD coming out. Too bad. I was really hoping it’d be a sex tape instead. Anyway, here she is heading to Letterman to promote her latest business venture in the best way possible, by showing off that impressive cleavage of hers. Forget the whole music thing, I wish Mariah would go pro at this instead. If you ask me, it’s really her true talent.

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Kate Upton Is A Busty Black Widow

May 6th, 2014

In case, like me, you were too busy using Cinco de Mayo as an excuse to get blasted on tequila, apparently it was The Met Gala in New York last night, which meant a bunch of hotties showed up to try and outdo each other on the red carpet. Here’s Kate Upton‘s best attempt, but instead of a classy fashionable model, all I’m seeing is a black widow with big boobs. I know I’ve been saying it a lot lately, but Kate should stop trying to pretend to be something she’s not and just stick to what works: bikini photoshoots and videos like this one below of her behind-the-scenes at bikini photoshoots. You know, like how I stick to blogging instead of getting a real job.

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Kyle Richards’ Hot Cougar Cleavage

May 1st, 2014

Kyle Richards

If you woke up this morning jonesing for some hot cougar cleavage, well, you pervs are in luck, because here’s Kyle Richards busting out at the NCTA Celebration of Cable Television. Although right now the only thing I’m seeing that’s worth celebrating is some serious cougar T&A. Anyway, it probably won’t surprise you guys to learn that Kyle’s a Real Housewife, but she’s also apparently Paris Hilton‘s aunt. So I guess now we know which side of the family inherited all the funbags. Damn!

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Rita Ora’s Cleavage Show At The 23rd Annual MTV Movie Awards

April 14th, 2014

Rita Ora

I may not really care too much about last night’s MTV Movie Awards past the red carpet, but there is at least one major award I’m interested in: Best Cleavage of the Night. And after careful consideration, I’ve decided to give it to Rita Ora here for her awesomely low-cut dress. I’m not sure why they haven’t made this part of the televised show yet, since it’s pretty much the only prize any of us bloggers actually care about, but trust me, it’s totally legit, and Rita can pick up her trophy in my mom’s basement later tonight.

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Jewel’s Jewels Are Cause For Celebration

April 7th, 2014

Jewel

I’m sure I don’t need to tell you guys this, since I bet you all had it circled on your calendars for months, but it was the 49th annual Academy of Country Music Awards the other night, and Jewel brought those massive jewels of hers out to celebrate. So make sure to enjoy these pictures, because getting to see Jewel’s funbags definitely counts as a special occasion these days. Feel free to explain that to your boss when he asks why you skipped a meeting to take your laptop into the bathroom. After, all, you have to make time for the important things in life.

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Miranda Lambert’s Country Cleavage Rocks

April 7th, 2014

Miranda Lambert

I don’t really know anything about country music, but I do know that the 49th annual Academy of Country Music Awards were held last night and that they featured a whole bunch of hotties dropping a whole bunch of cleavage. And that’s something I’m definitely an expert in. So here’s Miranda Lambert, whoever that is, showing off a set of pretty impressive funbags that I’d love to make beautiful music with. Now how’s that for some expert analysis?

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Super Cutie Haley Bennett Busts Out

March 31st, 2014

Haley Bennett

This is the first I’m ever hearing of Haley Bennett, probably because the only pop culture I actually keep up with involves busty British reality stars and bikini models. But according to my research, Haley’s true triple threat: an actress, singer, and an instant pants fire. Anyway, here she is busting out at MOCA’s 35th Anniversary Gala and considering how obviously talented she is, I’d say Haley could really be going places after this. And hopefully one of those places is my mom’s basement. It’s where all the big-name stars get their start.

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Finally, Jessica Simpson Busts Out The Cleavage!

January 29th, 2014

Jessica Simpson

It’s not too often that we get to see Jessica Simpson‘s funbags around here anymore. I guess now that she’s had her second kid, she’s got more important things to do, like “mothering her children” or whatever. But us perverts need a little love and attention too every once in a while, and I was glad to see Jessica brought out some of her massive cleavage for old times sake. Let’s just hope she starts doing this more often to reward her loyal male fans for sticking with her through all these years. After all, Jessica owes her entire career to us.

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