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Joanna Krupa Knows How To Dress

June 17th, 2013

These pictures of Joanna Krupa‘s boobs almost spilling out of a sexy dress while heading out for dinner doesn’t make up for the fact that she married a major douche, but it sure does wonders for my erectile dysfunction issues. I am cured! It’s a miracle. Now who wants to test this baby out? Email me. Anyway, here she is leaving Boa restaurant. enjoy!

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I’m Makin-A-Wish For Kelly Bensimon’s Dress To Fall Off

June 14th, 2013

I’m kinda blanking on who Kelly Bensimon is right now and why she’s famous enough to be invited places. But since she looks like a hot cougar and busted out a ton of cleavage for a Make-A-Wish event, I’m gonna guess that she’s a Real Housewife or on one of those other crummy reality shows. And since this was a night for making wishes, I wish Kelly’s dress would slip down a few inches. And from the looks of it, I’m not the only one. Wait, now that I said my wish out loud, does that mean it won’t come true? Crap.

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Kate Upton’s Cleavage Show Will Hit The Big Screen Soon!

June 7th, 2013

So remember those Cameron Diaz pictures I posted the other day? Well, it looks like we finally found out who the other woman is in her new movie The Other Woman: it’s Kate Upton. Because here she is busting out in a huge way and getting frisky filming with Leslie Mann. So sorry Cameron, but I’ve decided to go with the giant funbags behind Door #2. As a consolation prize though, judging by Kate’s epic cleavage in this scene alone, I think we’ve officially found my most anticipated movie of the year.

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Jenny McCarthy Is Busting Out Big Time

June 3rd, 2013

Man, does anybody know what Jenny McCarthy has been up to lately? I don’t think I’ve done a post on her in a real long time. But here she is busting out at some Las Vegas event and looking good as ever. Anyway, just because she’s 40 now doesn’t mean Jenny should be anywhere near hottie retirement. Those puppies clearly still have at least a few good years left in them, but I’d probably have to do a hands-on inspection to give you a more accurate expiration date. What do you say, Jenny?

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Emmanuelle Seigner Knows How To Dress

May 27th, 2013

With the amount of cleavage we’ve been seeing on the red carpet these past couple weeks, I hope Cannes goes on forever. It’s like the gift that keeps on giving. And here’s Emmanuelle Seigner continuing the trend at the premiere of the new Roman Polanski movie La Venus a la fourrure. I don’t know about you guys, but one look at these pictures and I’m feeling more artsy and cultured already. That’s what it’s called when foreign films make your pants feel tight, right?

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Helen Flanagan Is The New Queen of Cleavage!

May 23rd, 2013

Sorry Kate Upton, but I just don’t think you’re coming back from Helen Flanagan‘s 1-2 punch today. We might as well crown her the #1 bustiest blonde model now. I mean, it was hot enough when she came down with a case of nipple-itis earlier, but now here she is practically busting out of her top for some PETA event. Anyway, I know how Kate’s feeling. These pictures knocked me out too. Wow.

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Ali Larter’s Sweet MILF Cleavage

May 14th, 2013

This must be my reward for reminding everyone what an underrated MILF Ali Larter is, because now here’s Ali showing off some of her MILF cleavage and wearing a nice short skirt while she goes out to do whatever it is famous people are always out doing. Anyway, I appreciate the effort, but I would’ve preferred my reward to be a little more private. Like say, something having to do with my privates. Is that really too much to ask?

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Holly Madison’s Boobs Are Going To Explode

May 6th, 2013

The only good thing about a woman having a baby is that their breasts swell up and since Holly Madison has fake boobs they are now ridiculously HUGE! And I love it! Here they are exploding out of her dress at the 2013 Tao Beach season grand opening. Speaking of explosions, Holly is causing me to have a serious pant fire. Quick someone get the fire extinguisher or some Vaseline before I hurt myself.

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Gemma Merna Knows How To Please

May 2nd, 2013

I guess somebody forgot to tell Gemma Merna that the voting was almost over at the FHM Sexiest Women Awards, but if anything was going to sway the judges at the last-minute, it’d be Gemma’s ridiculously awesome funbags. I’m surprised no one pulled a Kanye at the podium. Oh well, I guess Gemma will just have to settle for the consolation prize: an evening getting motorboated by the Tuna. Trust me, it’s the next best thing. For one of us, at least.

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Sarah Hyland Is Busting Out!

April 17th, 2013

It looks like Sarah Hyland‘s hottie training with Sofia Vergara is still going well, because she just busted out her mini-Sofia cleavage again for the world premiere of some Lifetime Original movie Call Me Crazy that I’m assuming she’s in. Unless the plot involves Sarah attempting to break a Guinness world record for longest consecutive bikini trampoline jumping, I have no plans to watch this. But I’m still glad it was made, if only so we could enjoy these great premiere pictures.

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Genevieve Morton’s Cleavage Is Talented!

April 17th, 2013

Here’s seriously underrated Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton busting out at the 2013 Garden of Dreams Foundation Talent Show. And I’ll give you two guesses what Genevieve’s biggest talent is. I’m sure you’ll get it in one, but that second guess is just in case you get too distracted by her cleavage to properly formulate a response on the first try.

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JWoww’s Busting Out Good

April 15th, 2013

Because the only thing better than cleavage is more cleavage, we’ve got a double dose of JWoww‘s red carpet funbags for you guys today from the MTV Movie Awards and something called the Logo NewNowNext Awards. Not exactly the Oscars, but hey, I’m down with any excuse to see JWoww busting out. Even if it does just make me jealous of the lucky bastard who gets to take this trophy home. Oh well, maybe I’ll have better luck next year.

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Frankie Essex’s Cleavage Is Winning Me Over

April 11th, 2013

Alright, so I know I said I wasn’t the biggest fan of British reality star Frankie Essex, but I think I’m starting to come around. I’ll give you one guess why. Not only does this girl know how to dress, she’s also clearly mastered the art of getting in and out of a car. You might think it’s important to cross your legs, or find your footing, but really, it’s all about going funbags first. Do that, and nothing else matters. Trust me.

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Sarah Hyland Is Mini Sofia Vergara

April 10th, 2013

It’s always good for young actresses to have a mentor, somebody to keep them out of trouble and show them the ropes. So I’m really glad to see that Sarah Hyland is taking after her Modern Family co-star Sofia Vergara when it comes to the red carpet cleavage department. Because here’s Sarah shilling some new beauty campaign for Heart Calgon in New York, and looking exactly like a mini Sofia. It just warms my heart. And obviously by heart, I mean my pants.