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Kirsten Dunst’s Cleavage Is A Winner At The Golden Globes

January 11th, 2016

I haven’t done a post on Kirsten Dunst in years, but I remember that I always used to defend her when people would call her ugly or snaggle-toothed or all those other mean names. Because sure, Kirsten’s no beauty queen, but I’m not shallow like that. I mean, her rack clearly makes up for her so-so looks. So here’s Kirsten at the 73rd annual Golden Globe Awards last night and now that she’s a big deal again, let’s just hope she remembers all the nice things I’ve said about her her funbags over the years. Fingers crossed.

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Katy Perry’s Cleavage At The Golden Globes

January 11th, 2016

Katy Perry

I didn’t watch the Golden Globes last night, as part of my ongoing boycott to force the show to finally include Best Bikini Performance as an official award, so I can’t tell you what Katy Perry was doing there, since last I checked, she wasn’t an actress. What I can tell you though is that, actress or not, she hands down won the biggest award of the night: the Tuna’s favorite Golden Globes. So congrats Katy, you can pick up your prize during a private ceremony in my mom’s basement any night this week.

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Charlotte McKinney’s Huge Boobs Will Blow Your Pants Off

January 7th, 2016

Charlotte McKinney

Because the only place in the world that loves busty blonde nobodies more than me is Las Vegas, some new casino called the Encore Players Club got Charlotte McKinney to host their grand opening last night. I guess all the Hooters waitresses in town were busy. But I will say this, they definitely got what they paid for, because Charlotte busted out in a big way. Anyway, now’s about the time when I’d make a crack about how Charlotte’s not a real model and all that, but I’m currently too distracted trying to motorboat my computer screen, so she gets a pass this time. Yow.

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Chrissy Teigen’s Pregnant Boobies Are Looking Good

November 25th, 2015

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I don’t tend to pay much attention to celebrities unless they’re walking around in spandex and/or bikinis, so I didn’t know that Chrissy Teigen was pregnant until I saw these pictures. And while I’m sorry to hear that, since it means Chrissy’ll have to go on a few months of maternity leave from those bikini photoshoots of hers, I’m happy to see that her growing baby bumps seem to be coming along nicely. …Just to be clear, I’m talking about her funbags. I may be a pervert, but I’m no sicko.

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Salma Hayek Keeps Busting Out The Mega Cleavage!

November 24th, 2015

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It’s not quite as epic as Salma Hayek‘s cleavage show yesterday, but here’s one of the bustiest actresses of all-time dropping some of her signature cleavage on the red carpet at the British Fashion Awards. Now I know Salma’s not British, but if she didn’t win Best Funbags last night, I demand a recount. Hell, Salma should probably be up for a Lifetime Achievement Award by now.

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Giada De Laurentiis’ Spectacular Cleavage Show

November 19th, 2015

Giada De Laurentiis

Here’s my all-time favorite TV chef Giada De Laurentiis showing off that tasty cleavage of hers at the Campari Calendar Launch Party, and I’m pretty sure she’s back to cooking/vigorously stirring for one again. Because according to my sources over at Google, Giada got divorced recently. And I’m sure that’s gotta be tough, so if she ever wants a shoulder lap to cry on, I’d be happy to volunteer. What can I say, I’m just a nice guy like that.

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Alyssa Arce Busts Out Big Time

November 19th, 2015

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I’m afraid I’ve got some good news and bad news for you perverts today. The good is that busty hottie Alyssa Arce showed up to the Viper Room Re-Launch Party with her killer cleavage. The bad? That she also showed up with some loser dude. But luckily, I’ve figured out a way around that. See, if you close one eye and press your nose up against your computer screen, it’s like he isn’t even there. Go ahead and try it for yourself.

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Binky Felstead’s Cleavage Show

November 6th, 2015

Binky Felstead

If you ask me, Binky Felstead sounds like a name somebody made up to get another free Netflix trial, but according to my sources, this busty hottie is a real British reality TV “star,” and apparently she’s famous enough to be launching her own fragrance. And I don’t about you guys, but after checking out these pictures, I’d love to get my nose right in there. And no, I’m not talking about perfume. …I’m talking about that impressive cleavage, just to be clear.

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Sarah Silverman May Be Ugly, Untalented, But She Has An Amazing Rack!

October 22nd, 2015

Sarah Silverman

I don’t normally do posts on Sarah Silverman, since I don’t find her all that funny, talented or attractive, but then I saw her at this screening of her new movie I Smile Back and I take it back. I mean, OK, so I still don’t think she’s funny and/or attractive, but there’s no question she’s extremely talented. Specifically, the area between her shoulders and her stomach. Bravo. Encore.

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Sarah Hyland’s Cleavage Show

October 5th, 2015

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Sarah Hyland attended “Teen Vogue 13th Annual Young Hollywood Issue” and like a good role model showed the kids how to wear a dress that reveals just enough cleavage to attract creeps like me. Job well done!

         
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Meet Kate Wright And Her Funbags

September 24th, 2015

Kate Wright

Just when I thought I knew every busty British reality TV nobody out there, apparently TOWIE added a new girl to their show. So meet Kate Wright. I don’t know much about her, but judging from these bikini pictures, she’s extremely talented. And with talents like this, I predict she’s going to be a big hit on the show. I know she’s already a fan favorite with the Little Tuna.

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