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Rita Ora’s Cleavage Show At The 23rd Annual MTV Movie Awards

April 14th, 2014

Rita Ora

I may not really care too much about last night’s MTV Movie Awards past the red carpet, but there is at least one major award I’m interested in: Best Cleavage of the Night. And after careful consideration, I’ve decided to give it to Rita Ora here for her awesomely low-cut dress. I’m not sure why they haven’t made this part of the televised show yet, since it’s pretty much the only prize any of us bloggers actually care about, but trust me, it’s totally legit, and Rita can pick up her trophy in my mom’s basement later tonight.

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Jewel’s Jewels Are Cause For Celebration

April 7th, 2014

Jewel

I’m sure I don’t need to tell you guys this, since I bet you all had it circled on your calendars for months, but it was the 49th annual Academy of Country Music Awards the other night, and Jewel brought those massive jewels of hers out to celebrate. So make sure to enjoy these pictures, because getting to see Jewel’s funbags definitely counts as a special occasion these days. Feel free to explain that to your boss when he asks why you skipped a meeting to take your laptop into the bathroom. After, all, you have to make time for the important things in life.

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Miranda Lambert’s Country Cleavage Rocks

April 7th, 2014

Miranda Lambert

I don’t really know anything about country music, but I do know that the 49th annual Academy of Country Music Awards were held last night and that they featured a whole bunch of hotties dropping a whole bunch of cleavage. And that’s something I’m definitely an expert in. So here’s Miranda Lambert, whoever that is, showing off a set of pretty impressive funbags that I’d love to make beautiful music with. Now how’s that for some expert analysis?

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Super Cutie Haley Bennett Busts Out

March 31st, 2014

Haley Bennett

This is the first I’m ever hearing of Haley Bennett, probably because the only pop culture I actually keep up with involves busty British reality stars and bikini models. But according to my research, Haley’s true triple threat: an actress, singer, and an instant pants fire. Anyway, here she is busting out at MOCA’s 35th Anniversary Gala and considering how obviously talented she is, I’d say Haley could really be going places after this. And hopefully one of those places is my mom’s basement. It’s where all the big-name stars get their start.

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Finally, Jessica Simpson Busts Out The Cleavage!

January 29th, 2014

Jessica Simpson

It’s not too often that we get to see Jessica Simpson‘s funbags around here anymore. I guess now that she’s had her second kid, she’s got more important things to do, like “mothering her children” or whatever. But us perverts need a little love and attention too every once in a while, and I was glad to see Jessica brought out some of her massive cleavage for old times sake. Let’s just hope she starts doing this more often to reward her loyal male fans for sticking with her through all these years. After all, Jessica owes her entire career to us.

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Kelly Brook Forgot To Wear A Bra

January 23rd, 2014

Kelly Brook

Remind me to stop complaining about awards season from now on. Because these are some of the hottest pictures we’ve gotten of Kelly Brook in months. They’re from something called the National Television Awards in London, and Kelly managed to hit every single one of my requirements for the perfect red carpet outfit: a see-through dress, no bra, serious cleavage, and an impressive leg show. Which makes her the front-runner for Best Dressed Hottie at the Hollywood Tuna Awards. They’ll be held in my mom’s basement later this month, and yes, the voters can be bought off with lingerie pictures and/or motorboating.

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Vanessa Hudgens Knows How To Dress!

January 15th, 2014

Vanessa Hudgens

Not sure if you guys have noticed, but Vanessa Hudgens has been crushing it lately. After months of nothing but pictures of her either going to or from the gym, here she is showing off her classy-looking cleavage again. This time it’s for some screening of a movie I’ve never heard of called Gimme Shelter. But who cares? I’m just glad to see all that working out paid off for Vanessa as much as it has for me. I have the buffest forearms of any blogger out there. So form a line, ladies. There’s enough Tuna to go around.

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Introducing Kate Mara’s Cleavage

January 13th, 2014

Kate Mara

I know that I like to make fun of these overproduced awards shows, but there’s actually a lot of good things about awards season. Besides all the great Sofia Vergara cleavage pictures, it’s also a time for underappreciated talent to get some more mainstream attention. Like Kate Mara here. For some reason, this is my first time doing a post on Rooney Mara’s more chestically-gifted sister. But with “talents” this promising, I bet it won’t be the last. After this, I think it’s safe to say that Kate’s clearly got a bright future ahead of her. Well, on this site at least.

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Sofia Vergara’s Cleavage Are The Sweetest Globes

January 13th, 2014

Sofia Vergara

So in case you were too busy drinking last night to tune in to watch a room full of celebrities drinking, it was the 71st Annual Golden Globes. And no surprises here, but Sofia Vergara busted out some pretty great cleavage, just like she does at every awards show. It’s a shame Sofia only gets invited to the TV stuff though. If you ask me, she needs to work on expanding her resume to movies, and music or Broadway or something, so we can start seeing her at more of these things. I’m telling you, those award-worthy funbags could liven up any major ceremony, the Oscars, the Grammys, the American Humane Association Hero Dog Awards… Let’s make it happen, people.

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Introducing Tashie Jackson And Her Two Big Lady Friends

December 5th, 2013

Tashie Jackson

I have no clue who this Tashie Jackson chick is, but after doing some research, it turns out she was on one of those Big Brother shows, has a sex tape and also knows how to dress really well. And that’s pretty much it. Hopefully, with her exposure on Hollywood Tuna, Tashie and I will start a Twitter romance which will eventually lead to a second sex tape. Fingers crossed!

         
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Meet Busty Babe Micaela Reis

November 26th, 2013

Micaela Reis

Here’s some ridiculously busty hottie named Micaela Reis at some event for something called The Intern. I don’t know anything about either of them, but after these pictures, I want to find out a whole lot more. Like why wasn’t I invited, why haven’t I ever seen this Micaela chick before, and more importantly, does she believe in love at first sight? Because I just fell hard for those funbags of hers, and I’m pretty sure that the three of us were meant to be together and live happily ever after in my mom’s basement.

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Jewel’s Massive Jewels Are Back!

November 18th, 2013

Jewel

Nobody told me that Christmas was coming before Thanksgiving this year, but I guess it must be, because a bunch of celebrities in LA were out for the annual Christmas Tree Lighting Spectacular the other night. And speaking of spectacular, Jewel showed up with the best present of all: her massive jewels. I wonder if I ask real nicely if Santa would bring me them this year. Hey, I figure it’s worth a shot, right? Someone owes me for all those years when I just got coal.

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Salma Hayek Is Busting Out Big Time

November 11th, 2013

Salma Hayek

Here’s Salma Hayek at the 2013 BAFTA Awards and as you can see she brought her two big friends along with her and it appears that they want to join the festivities too because they are trying to escape that tight dress. I say let those babies have a good time on their own. Seriously, give them some room to breathe, make friends and eventually end up in the hands of a semi-successful celebrity blogger.

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