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Charlotte McKinney Is No Kate Upton

February 18th, 2015

Charlotte McKinney

I know a lot of people are calling Charlotte McKinney the new Kate Upton, because they’re both blonde and busty enough to give me my third heart attack, but I don’t know if I buy it. Here’s Charlotte at some charity function in Beverly Hills, and she’s not as pretty as Kate, but she’s definitely got a great set of pillows. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’d love to rest my head on them and take a nap. I’m starting to feel pretty light-headed from all this blood rushing to my pants region.

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Christina Milian’s Cleavage Show

February 17th, 2015

Christina Milian

I always forget what Christina Milian is up to these days… I think she’s got a reality show or something now, but that’s a pretty safe guess for any forgotten hottie looking to make a comeback. Really though, I don’t care what Christina’s doing, as long as she keeps showing up places dropping this sweet cleavage of hers. So here she is during the Mercedes Benz Fall Fashion Week in New York doing just that. And if this whole reality show thing doesn’t pan out, Christina should know she’s always got a job here at the Tuna offices. I’m not sure what it would be yet, I just know it involves wearing a bikini 40 hours a week.

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Paris Hilton Is A Great Illusionist

February 6th, 2015

Paris Hilton

I’m pretty sure this cleavage of Paris Hilton‘s here is just an optical illusion, but who cares? If we’re all going to keep pretending that Paris is still a famous celebrity, I’m happy to just go along with it and pretend she’s busty too. It makes me feel a little better about posting these pictures. Especially in the pants region.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Cleavage Is Perfection

February 3rd, 2015

Emily Ratajkowski

I’m not entirely sure what Emily Ratajkowski was doing at a pre-party for the BAFTA Awards, but don’t get me wrong, I’m definitely not complaining. I’ll take any excuse we can get to see more of that A-list cleavage of hers. I just prefer the good old days — you know, when Emily was just another attention-seeking hot nobody and not some serious “actress.” It’s the dreaded Olivia Munn effect all over again. And we lose too many of our top hotties to it each year. I’m telling you, it’s an epidemic. Won’t somebody think of the children the Little Tuna?

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Rochelle Aytes’ Cleavage Show

January 16th, 2015

Rochelle Aytes

I’ve never heard of Rochelle Aytes before, but since she brought her giant funbags for show and tell during the Disney/ABC TCA Winter Press Tour, I’m going to go ahead and assume she’s on TV. And whatever show she’s on, I’m clearly going to have to start watching it. Because I’m pretty sure these funbags are what they’re talking about when people call something “appointment viewing.” So if you’ll excuse me, I have to go check my local listings and settle in with my nose a couple inches from my TV screen.

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Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Show

January 12th, 2015

Salma Hayek

I’m always a fan of the big award shows, even though I’ve never been invited to one (hint hint). Because no matter how boring they get, they’re always a good excuse for a bunch of hotties to compete to see who can drop more red carpet cleavage. It’s one of my favorite annual traditions. So here’s perennial favorite Salma Hayek at the InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globe afterparty. And while she didn’t win for Best Globes this year (that award goes to J-Lo), she should know that it’s an honor just to be nominated for this made-up, arbitrary award determined by a perverted blogger. So congratulations Salma! And better luck next year.

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Miley Cyrus Gets Classy

January 12th, 2015

Miley Cyrus

I have no clue what the W Magazine Shooting Stars Exhibit is, but I do know that Miley Cyrus showed up to the opening of it showing an acceptable amount of skin, and that’s good enough for me. Anyway, that said, I’m not sure how I feel about this whole “classy” Miley look. I just know I like her a lot better when she wears pasties instead of pants. But I guess she saves the really good stuff for special occasions.

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Jennifer Lopez Wins The Golden Globes

January 12th, 2015

Jennifer Lopez

In case you were too busy to watch a room full of celebrities get drunk and clap for each other for 3+ hours, the 72nd annual Golden Globe Awards were held last night. And while my limited blogger attention span meant I dozed off anytime there wasn’t a hottie dropping cleavage up on stage, I did manage to stay awake long enough to catch Jennifer Lopez showing off her second-most famous asset presenting with the dude from The Avengers. And if you missed it, he made a crack about Jennifer’s “globes” that supposedly got everyone mad. Well, same here. That dude stole my punchline. Thanks a lot, Renner.

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Alissa Bourne Busts Out Big Time!

December 29th, 2014

Alissa Bourne

This is the first I’m hearing of Alissa Bourne, but after seeing these pictures of her for the Me in My Place series, I’m officially obsessed. According to my sources, Alissa’s a model and actress, and even though I’ve never seen a single thing she’s been in, I can tell you that Alissa is clearly extremely “talented” and that she’s definitely going places. And let’s just hope that one of those places is my mom’s basement. Fingers crossed.

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Nadia Forde Is A Hottie I Need To Know

December 17th, 2014

Nadia Forde

I know I’m supposed to be up on all the latest busty hotties out there, but it’s a full-time job just keeping track of which ones I already proposed to. So can anyone help me out and tell me who this Nadia Forde chick is? Because after seeing these pictures of her at the European premiere of Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb in London, I only know two things about her: that she’s clearly very “talented,” and that I’m pretty sure I’m in love. You can feel love in your pants, right?

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Ashley Roberts’ Cleavage Is Worth Fighting For

December 17th, 2014

Ashley Roberts

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I’m pretty sure that the Brits are trying to steal former members of the Pussycat Dolls one at a time. Because first they made Nicole Scherzinger an honorary busty Brit, and now here’s Ashley Roberts dropping some solid cleavage at the British Comedy Awards for some reason. I don’t think I even ever realized that Ashley looked this good either, but now that I know, hands off! She’s ours. And this aggression will not stand, man.

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Stacey Dash Is Looking Damn Good And Busty

December 16th, 2014

I don’t think I’ve done a post on Stacey Dash — or even thought about her — in years, but damn! She’s looking mighty fine here at the American Sniper premiere in New York. And she’s clearly holding up a hell of a lot better than her Clueless co-star Alicia Silverstone these days. Anyway, I’m not sure what Stacey is doing for work right now, but if she’s looking for a gig, I’m in the market for a new Assistant Cougar here at the Tuna offices. Call me!

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Chesticles Reign Supreme

November 21st, 2014

Emily Ratajkowski

According to my sources, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association got a whole bunch of celebrities together to celebrate Golden Globe award season in LA last night. And while I don’t really understand why they had to throw a big party to honor an even bigger party a couple weeks from now, getting Emily Ratajkowski to show off her golden globes like this was a nice touch. I don’t know about you guys, but me and the Little Tuna are giving it a standing ovation right now.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Perfect Cleavage Show

November 21st, 2014

Alessandra Ambrosio

Oh man. Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio dropping some serious cleavage (along with my jaw) at the 15th annual Latin Grammy Awards. And see, this is why Alessandra is the hands-down favorite to take home MILF of the Year for like the fifth year in a row, and why we should probably just get it over with and start calling her the hottest MILF of all-time from now. Anyway, I would’ve said that these pictures dropped my pants too, but those prudes in Starbucks already warned me once this week.

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