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Rochelle Aytes’ Cleavage Show

January 16th, 2015

Rochelle Aytes

I’ve never heard of Rochelle Aytes before, but since she brought her giant funbags for show and tell during the Disney/ABC TCA Winter Press Tour, I’m going to go ahead and assume she’s on TV. And whatever show she’s on, I’m clearly going to have to start watching it. Because I’m pretty sure these funbags are what they’re talking about when people call something “appointment viewing.” So if you’ll excuse me, I have to go check my local listings and settle in with my nose a couple inches from my TV screen.

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Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Show

January 12th, 2015

Salma Hayek

I’m always a fan of the big award shows, even though I’ve never been invited to one (hint hint). Because no matter how boring they get, they’re always a good excuse for a bunch of hotties to compete to see who can drop more red carpet cleavage. It’s one of my favorite annual traditions. So here’s perennial favorite Salma Hayek at the InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globe afterparty. And while she didn’t win for Best Globes this year (that award goes to J-Lo), she should know that it’s an honor just to be nominated for this made-up, arbitrary award determined by a perverted blogger. So congratulations Salma! And better luck next year.

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Miley Cyrus Gets Classy

January 12th, 2015

Miley Cyrus

I have no clue what the W Magazine Shooting Stars Exhibit is, but I do know that Miley Cyrus showed up to the opening of it showing an acceptable amount of skin, and that’s good enough for me. Anyway, that said, I’m not sure how I feel about this whole “classy” Miley look. I just know I like her a lot better when she wears pasties instead of pants. But I guess she saves the really good stuff for special occasions.

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Jennifer Lopez Wins The Golden Globes

January 12th, 2015

Jennifer Lopez

In case you were too busy to watch a room full of celebrities get drunk and clap for each other for 3+ hours, the 72nd annual Golden Globe Awards were held last night. And while my limited blogger attention span meant I dozed off anytime there wasn’t a hottie dropping cleavage up on stage, I did manage to stay awake long enough to catch Jennifer Lopez showing off her second-most famous asset presenting with the dude from The Avengers. And if you missed it, he made a crack about Jennifer’s “globes” that supposedly got everyone mad. Well, same here. That dude stole my punchline. Thanks a lot, Renner.

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Alissa Bourne Busts Out Big Time!

December 29th, 2014

Alissa Bourne

This is the first I’m hearing of Alissa Bourne, but after seeing these pictures of her for the Me in My Place series, I’m officially obsessed. According to my sources, Alissa’s a model and actress, and even though I’ve never seen a single thing she’s been in, I can tell you that Alissa is clearly extremely “talented” and that she’s definitely going places. And let’s just hope that one of those places is my mom’s basement. Fingers crossed.

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Nadia Forde Is A Hottie I Need To Know

December 17th, 2014

Nadia Forde

I know I’m supposed to be up on all the latest busty hotties out there, but it’s a full-time job just keeping track of which ones I already proposed to. So can anyone help me out and tell me who this Nadia Forde chick is? Because after seeing these pictures of her at the European premiere of Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb in London, I only know two things about her: that she’s clearly very “talented,” and that I’m pretty sure I’m in love. You can feel love in your pants, right?

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Ashley Roberts’ Cleavage Is Worth Fighting For

December 17th, 2014

Ashley Roberts

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I’m pretty sure that the Brits are trying to steal former members of the Pussycat Dolls one at a time. Because first they made Nicole Scherzinger an honorary busty Brit, and now here’s Ashley Roberts dropping some solid cleavage at the British Comedy Awards for some reason. I don’t think I even ever realized that Ashley looked this good either, but now that I know, hands off! She’s ours. And this aggression will not stand, man.

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Stacey Dash Is Looking Damn Good And Busty

December 16th, 2014

I don’t think I’ve done a post on Stacey Dash — or even thought about her — in years, but damn! She’s looking mighty fine here at the American Sniper premiere in New York. And she’s clearly holding up a hell of a lot better than her Clueless co-star Alicia Silverstone these days. Anyway, I’m not sure what Stacey is doing for work right now, but if she’s looking for a gig, I’m in the market for a new Assistant Cougar here at the Tuna offices. Call me!

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Chesticles Reign Supreme

November 21st, 2014

Emily Ratajkowski

According to my sources, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association got a whole bunch of celebrities together to celebrate Golden Globe award season in LA last night. And while I don’t really understand why they had to throw a big party to honor an even bigger party a couple weeks from now, getting Emily Ratajkowski to show off her golden globes like this was a nice touch. I don’t know about you guys, but me and the Little Tuna are giving it a standing ovation right now.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Perfect Cleavage Show

November 21st, 2014

Alessandra Ambrosio

Oh man. Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio dropping some serious cleavage (along with my jaw) at the 15th annual Latin Grammy Awards. And see, this is why Alessandra is the hands-down favorite to take home MILF of the Year for like the fifth year in a row, and why we should probably just get it over with and start calling her the hottest MILF of all-time from now. Anyway, I would’ve said that these pictures dropped my pants too, but those prudes in Starbucks already warned me once this week.

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Ariana Grande Works It Good The MTV European Music Awards

November 10th, 2014

Ariana Grande

Wow. I know that Ariana Grande‘s been killing it in the hotness department lately, but I think these shots of her at the MTV European Music Awards in Glasgow might just be her best yet. Because between the super-cute cleavage and the leg show, Ariana put on one hell of a performance. I don’t care enough to look up whether or not she won any awards at this thing, but I think she just might have become my new favorite pop star. And trust me, that’s way more prestigious. So congrats Ariana, and feel free to swing by my mom’s basement to collect your prize: a few McDonald’s coupons and a marriage proposal from a pasty blogger.

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Selena Gomez’s Awesome Cleavage Show

November 3rd, 2014

Selena Gomez

I’m really digging the new and improved Selena Gomez these days. It’s like ever since she finally listened to me and ditched that teenage lesbian she was dating, she’s gotten that much hotter. Anyway, here’s Selena busting out some more cute cleavage at the 2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala, and granted, she still hasn’t taken me up on the second part of my advice and started a rebound relationship with a pasty blogger, but oh well, I guess 1 out of 2 isn’t bad. Enjoy.

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Courteney Cox’s Sexy Cougar Cleavage

October 30th, 2014

Courteney Cox

Huh, I didn’t realize that Cougar Town was back on TV, I thought it got cancelled. But good thing I was wrong, because these shots of Courteney Cox filming scenes for their latest episode are looking downright Emmy-worthy. But if they want to keep this going and fend off another cancellation, I’ve got a whole bunch of ideas for future episodes: Courteney goes to the beach, or a trampoline factory, or she loses all her clothes in a zany accident. Granted, those were originally written for Modern Family, but since they never listened to me, their loss.

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Nicola McLean’s Funbags Are Amazing

October 28th, 2014

Nicola McLean

I’ve seen a lot of amazing things during my time running this site, but here’s something truly impressive. It’s not easy to out-busty Amy Childs at her own party, but here’s Nicola McLean doing just that at the third birthday party for Amy’s clothing collection. In fact, I think Nicola just moved into the Top 3 on my all-time bustiest Brits list with these pictures, and it’s time to update the official rankings. Now where did I put that napkin?

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