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Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Show Is Amazing

May 18th, 2015

Salma Hayek

Apparently Salma Hayek was listening when I said she needs to start showing the goods again, because this is more like it: she busted out some vintage cleavage for the premiere of some movie called Carol at Cannes. And now that I know I’ve got the busty MILF’s attention, I’ve got a few more quick requests for her: 1) she should take a bikini vacation with the paps after this, and 2) instead of taking that loser husband of hers, she ought to take a real man blogger like yours truly. I really don’t think that’s too much to ask, do you?

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Kelly Brook’s Epic Cleavage Show

April 21st, 2015

Kelly Brook

I know I like to rag on Coachella, but I’ve got to give those fake hipsters credit: every year, they manage to get a whole bunch of serious hotties to show up. Case in point, here’s one of my all-time favorite busty Brits Kelly Brook. Anyway, I still don’t know how they do it, but as soon as I’m able to figure it out, I’m starting my own music festival. My mom’s basement has great acoustics.

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Miranda Lambert Really Knows How To Dress

April 20th, 2015

Miranda Lambert

According to my sources, the 50th annual Academy of Country Music Awards were held last night, and I’m sure you’re all just as bummed as I am to have missed it… Guess I must have forgotten to set my DVR. But luckily, I’m here to recap the highlights for you, because it turns out Miranda Lambert put on one hell of a leg and cleavage show. And OK, forget the sarcasm, now I’m actually upset I missed this. I mean, the pictures are great and all, but I bet Miranda’s even better live.

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Charlotte McKinney Cleavage Show

March 18th, 2015

Charlotte McKinney

Has Charlotte McKinney been kicked off Dancing With The Stars yet? I know I’ve been bashing her calling her a somewhat average looking Instagram model, but she does have a great rack and that is why I am sharing this post with you today. Enjoy.

         
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Jess Impiazzi Knows How To Dress

March 9th, 2015

Jess Impiazzi

I guess I haven’t been doing such a good job keeping up on my busty British reality stars, because I’d never heard of Jess Impiazzi before, but according to my research, she’s on some MTV show called Ex on the Beach. And apparently it was just her birthday too, so to celebrate, I got her the one thing I know every hot nobody always wants: a post on Hollywood Tuna. You’re welcome, Jess. And as long as you keep this cleavage coming, I have a feeling we’ll both have a lot more to celebrate where this came from.

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Meet Anna Sentina And Her Cleavage Show

March 4th, 2015

Anna Sentina

I’d never heard of Anna Sentina before this, but according to my sources over at Google, she’s a musician, and I think one of those YouTube “celebrities” I keep hearing about. But whoever she is, I’m digging these pictures of her dropping some serious cleavage for a good cause at the Kindred Foundation for Adoption event. So, where do I sign up? Because I’d love to be able to give these puppies of hers a good home.

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Charlotte McKinney Is No Kate Upton

February 18th, 2015

Charlotte McKinney

I know a lot of people are calling Charlotte McKinney the new Kate Upton, because they’re both blonde and busty enough to give me my third heart attack, but I don’t know if I buy it. Here’s Charlotte at some charity function in Beverly Hills, and she’s not as pretty as Kate, but she’s definitely got a great set of pillows. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’d love to rest my head on them and take a nap. I’m starting to feel pretty light-headed from all this blood rushing to my pants region.

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Christina Milian’s Cleavage Show

February 17th, 2015

Christina Milian

I always forget what Christina Milian is up to these days… I think she’s got a reality show or something now, but that’s a pretty safe guess for any forgotten hottie looking to make a comeback. Really though, I don’t care what Christina’s doing, as long as she keeps showing up places dropping this sweet cleavage of hers. So here she is during the Mercedes Benz Fall Fashion Week in New York doing just that. And if this whole reality show thing doesn’t pan out, Christina should know she’s always got a job here at the Tuna offices. I’m not sure what it would be yet, I just know it involves wearing a bikini 40 hours a week.

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Paris Hilton Is A Great Illusionist

February 6th, 2015

Paris Hilton

I’m pretty sure this cleavage of Paris Hilton‘s here is just an optical illusion, but who cares? If we’re all going to keep pretending that Paris is still a famous celebrity, I’m happy to just go along with it and pretend she’s busty too. It makes me feel a little better about posting these pictures. Especially in the pants region.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Cleavage Is Perfection

February 3rd, 2015

Emily Ratajkowski

I’m not entirely sure what Emily Ratajkowski was doing at a pre-party for the BAFTA Awards, but don’t get me wrong, I’m definitely not complaining. I’ll take any excuse we can get to see more of that A-list cleavage of hers. I just prefer the good old days — you know, when Emily was just another attention-seeking hot nobody and not some serious “actress.” It’s the dreaded Olivia Munn effect all over again. And we lose too many of our top hotties to it each year. I’m telling you, it’s an epidemic. Won’t somebody think of the children the Little Tuna?

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Rochelle Aytes’ Cleavage Show

January 16th, 2015

Rochelle Aytes

I’ve never heard of Rochelle Aytes before, but since she brought her giant funbags for show and tell during the Disney/ABC TCA Winter Press Tour, I’m going to go ahead and assume she’s on TV. And whatever show she’s on, I’m clearly going to have to start watching it. Because I’m pretty sure these funbags are what they’re talking about when people call something “appointment viewing.” So if you’ll excuse me, I have to go check my local listings and settle in with my nose a couple inches from my TV screen.

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Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Show

January 12th, 2015

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I’m always a fan of the big award shows, even though I’ve never been invited to one (hint hint). Because no matter how boring they get, they’re always a good excuse for a bunch of hotties to compete to see who can drop more red carpet cleavage. It’s one of my favorite annual traditions. So here’s perennial favorite Salma Hayek at the InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globe afterparty. And while she didn’t win for Best Globes this year (that award goes to J-Lo), she should know that it’s an honor just to be nominated for this made-up, arbitrary award determined by a perverted blogger. So congratulations Salma! And better luck next year.

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Miley Cyrus Gets Classy

January 12th, 2015

Miley Cyrus

I have no clue what the W Magazine Shooting Stars Exhibit is, but I do know that Miley Cyrus showed up to the opening of it showing an acceptable amount of skin, and that’s good enough for me. Anyway, that said, I’m not sure how I feel about this whole “classy” Miley look. I just know I like her a lot better when she wears pasties instead of pants. But I guess she saves the really good stuff for special occasions.

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Jennifer Lopez Wins The Golden Globes

January 12th, 2015

Jennifer Lopez

In case you were too busy to watch a room full of celebrities get drunk and clap for each other for 3+ hours, the 72nd annual Golden Globe Awards were held last night. And while my limited blogger attention span meant I dozed off anytime there wasn’t a hottie dropping cleavage up on stage, I did manage to stay awake long enough to catch Jennifer Lopez showing off her second-most famous asset presenting with the dude from The Avengers. And if you missed it, he made a crack about Jennifer’s “globes” that supposedly got everyone mad. Well, same here. That dude stole my punchline. Thanks a lot, Renner.

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