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Instagram model Celine Farach’s Tongue Tease

March 24th, 2017

Celine Farach

No clue who this chick Celine Farach, but she’s another one of those Instagram model tongue teasing babes. Ladies, you do realize when you take pictures of yourself with your tongue out, the first thing men think about is giving you a money shot. So unless you want a cyber bukkake, keep the tongue in your mouth.

         
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Emily Ratajkowski Roughing It

March 23rd, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski

Emily Ratajkowski is one of those models who is just popular because she got naked in a very racy music video, but I wonder where she’d be if that video never happened? Probably Playboy Cyber girl. Anyway, here are her latest Instagram posts and Snaps. Enjoy.

         
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Ariel Winter’s Booty Show

February 16th, 2017

Ariel Winter

I don’t know who this dude is getting a handful of Ariel Winter‘s booty in her latest Instagram bikini picture, but I guess that’s her new boyfriend. And I’m not going to lie, I’m getting a little jealous here. Not only am I never going to be able to get within groping distance of Ariel’s bikini booty, but I don’t think I’d be able to pick her up either. She’s not exactly light. And I’m not exactly buff. Guess I’d better go do a few more forearm reps just in case.

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Emily Ratajkowski Busts Out

February 1st, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski

In case anyone out there’s still wondering how Emily Ratajkowski became the most famous Instagram model of all-time, here’s one of her latest updates. See, not only does Emily have A-list cleavage, she’s also willing to show it off on a daily basis. And that’s pretty much all you need. Like I keep to trying to tell you guys, it’s really not all that complicated. Enjoy!

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Cleavage Show

October 14th, 2016

Emily Ratajkowski

Since Emily Ratajkowski‘s dreams of being a big movie star are pretty much over, she is back to being a useless hot Instagram model. Not that there is a problem with that, it’s just becoming very competitive. Even though she’shot, she’s going to have to go back to being naked to really win over the younger generation. For me, tits is enough, but you need to be able to see everything now. Kids these days are desensitized and a little cleavage ain’t going to get a 20 year old off anymore.

         
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Emily Jean Bester Has Great Chesticles

October 7th, 2016

Emily Jean Bester

Meet Emily Jean Bester, my latest up-and-coming hot model find. According to my research, Emily’s from Sydney, Australia and as far as I’m concerned, she definitely has some of the bester chesticles I’ve seen on a bikini model in a while. Or wait, is it bestest? I’m not great with grammar. In case you haven’t noticed.

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Meet Hottie Angelina Boyko

September 28th, 2016

Angelina Boyko

So according to my sources, this busty hottie is Playboy model Angelina Boyko. I don’t know where she’s from or much more about her, but I do know that she was born to model lingerie, and that these pictures were taken in Bangkok. …Do I even need to write a punchline here, or can you guys fill in your own dick joke today?

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Iryna Ivanova Is Hard At Work Showing Her Boobs

September 23rd, 2016

Iryna Ivanova

I love that Snapchat has officially become the new place for busty hotties to show off their funbags for their fans. And here’s a few of my favorite Snaps from my new favorite social media star Iryna Ivanova. I still haven’t figured out how hotties make any money off this thing, but as long as the pictures keep coming, I’d be happy to get out my checkbook for Iryna anytime. How much?

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Emily Ratajkowski Knows How To Dress

September 12th, 2016

Emily Ratajkowski

I started following Emily Ratajkowski’s Snapchat and on the first day, she snapped these gems. Damn, that is one dress that I’d like to remove with my mouth. I could probably undress her in two seconds, but I would take my time and spend hours slowly removing that flimsy dress.

         
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sweet Cleavage Show

July 19th, 2016

Alessandra Ambrosio

Here’s my all-time favorite supermodel/MILF Alessandra Ambrosio at something called the Global Gift Gala in Spain giving us all the gift of her perfect MILF cleavage. And it’s just what I always wanted. How’d she know? Oh right, probably because I ask for more of it at least once a week. Either way, it’s much appreciated. So enjoy.

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Lindsey Pelas Boobs Blow Up Snapchat

July 14th, 2016

Lindsey Pelas

I don’t know what Lindsey Pelas does for work these days, although I’m pretty sure “giving me a raging pants fire over Snapchat” isn’t a real job. I checked and everything. But if you ask me, it should be. Because Lindsey’s bikini Snapchat is better than 99% of the bikini photoshoots most of those so-called “real models” put out these days.

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Ciara’s Cleavage Show

July 14th, 2016

Ciara

I don’t do many posts on Ciara, because as smoking hot as she is, I don’t understand any hottie who doesn’t believe in sex before marriage. But now that she’s officially married to Russell Wilson, according to my sources, that’s great news, as far as I’m concerned. So, where do I sign up? That’s how this whole waiting until marriage thing works, right?

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Elisabetta Canalis Is One Hot Mom

June 27th, 2016

Elisabetta Canalis

Well, this is kind of disappointing: here’s smoking hot Italian actress/George Clooney’s ex Elisabetta Canalis walking around Milan. And I guess she went and had a kid since the last time we saw her. On the plus side, at least she was showing off her sweet MILF cleavage for the paps. But here I kept hoping that Elisabetta would hook up with a semi-famous celebrity blogger or something to try to make Clooney jealous. Stop laughing. It could’ve happened! But I guess now we’ll never know.

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Hunter King Busts Out Big Time

June 8th, 2016

Hunter King

According to my sources, these shots of one of my new favorite busty blondes Hunter King are from some ELLE Women in Comedy Event in LA. And I don’t know about you, but I never knew Hunter was a comedian. I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised though. I always knew she was seriously talented. But I guess it’s not just in the funbag region.

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