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I’ll Buy What Coco Austin Is Selling

April 3rd, 2014

So apparently Coco Austin was in Las Vegas the other day to promote her new line of “pleasure products,” which I’m pretty sure is what people call sex toys when they want to pretend they’re serious business moguls. I get it, it’s why I call myself a “fashion reporter” instead of a lingerie blogger. Anyway, whatever she calls it, I’m glad to see Coco brought her awesome cleavage out to help promote the collection, because I’m sure it helped boost sales. Although I’m betting I wasn’t the only one hoping for a live demonstration. What? I’m a blogger, I’m supposed to be a perv.

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CoCo Austin Busts Out In Vegas

September 3rd, 2013

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I’m afraid I have some good news and some bad news for you guys. First, the bad: apparently CoCo Austin‘s Vegas stripping act Peepshow just ended its run. Which means you’re out of luck if you haven’t seen it by now. But as for the good news, CoCo also hosted some event called Sunday School at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas to celebrate. And as you can see, even though CoCo’s not going to be wearing next to nothing on stage anymore, she’ll still be showcasing her talents at things like this. See? There was nothing to worry about after all.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

April 29th, 2013

Today’s extra catch consists of Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Nadeah, Holly Madison, CoCo Austin, Kelly Rowland, Hailee Steinfeld, Emily VanCamp, Bella Thorne, Ali Fedotowsky, Rosanna Davison, Gwen Stefani, Cheryl Burke, Paris Hilton, Jennifer Lopez, Sofia Vergara, Paulina Rubio, Cher Lloyd, Bella Thorne.

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CoCo Austin Busts Need Drafting!

April 26th, 2013

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I’m not sure what CoCo Austin was doing at ESPN The Magazine‘s 10th Annual Pre-Draft event, but remind me to send a thank you card to whoever was responsible for putting together the guest list. Maybe she’s there to remind all the players that hearing the word “bust” isn’t necessarily a bad thing? Anyway, I’m definitely drafting CoCo in my Celebrity Wives Fantasy League this year. She’s clearly got first-round talent.

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CoCo Austin Gives Us A Sweet View

March 18th, 2013

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St. Patty’s wasn’t the only major holiday happening this weekend, apparently it was also CoCo Austin‘s birthday. And considering the awesome view she treated us to at her celebratory dinner, I’m pretty sure we need to start observing CoCo’s birthday as a national holiday. I don’t know about you, but I’m going to need a full day off to recover from looking at these pictures. I think I celebrated a little too vigorously.

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The Battle Of The Big Booties: JLo Vs. CoCo

January 25th, 2013

Two of the biggest booties in Hollywood, Jennifer Lopez and CoCo Austin, were at the Parker premiere last night showing off their most famous assets. Now, I know Jennifer’s in the movie, but I’m not quite sure why CoCo was there. Maybe the producers invited her to put J-Lo on notice after she’d had her booty in hiding for so long. Whatever the reason, it worked. I can’t choose which booty I like better though, I’d have to do the quarter bouncing test to see which one is tighter. Who wants to go first?

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CoCo Austin’s Sexy Peepshow

December 18th, 2012

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The last time I had pictures of CoCo Austin on the site, she was so covered up and classy it almost gave me a heart attack. So I was relieved to see these pictures of her performing at the opening night of something called Peepshow at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. If you ask me, this is a much better use of her talents. Now, how do I get season tickets?

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Breaking News! CoCo Austin Gets Classy

October 26th, 2012

I’m so used to seeing CoCo Austin show off her massive booty that seeing her all classed-up like this is kind of a surprise. Her cleavage does look good squeezed into that tight dress though, so I guess it’s fine as a one time thing. Let’s just not make this a habit.

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CoCo Austin Launches Sweet Booty Fashion

September 6th, 2012

CoCo Austin is now a “fashion designer”. Here she is at the launch of her her new line ‘Licious Apparel’. I’m a fan already. I look forward to all my local strippers with big beautiful freakish booties performing in “Jeggings” by CoCo Austin. To check out her line of “haute couture” visit Licious Apparel‘s website here.

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