So apparently Coco Austin was in Las Vegas the other day to promote her new line of “pleasure products,” which I’m pretty sure is what people call sex toys when they want to pretend they’re serious business moguls. I get it, it’s why I call myself a “fashion reporter” instead of a lingerie blogger. Anyway, whatever she calls it, I’m glad to see Coco brought her awesome cleavage out to help promote the collection, because I’m sure it helped boost sales. Although I’m betting I wasn’t the only one hoping for a live demonstration. What? I’m a blogger, I’m supposed to be a perv.