I’m not sure if you can technically call these new pictures from French hottie Constance Jablonski a “wardrobe malfunction,” considering even with the flash, the Victoria’s Secret Angel is currently showing less skin than 99% of models do during their beach photoshoots. I guess I’ll have to consult my official Blogger Guidebook to be sure. So hang on, this could take a while. Like 30, maybe even 45 seconds if I go for a new personal best. I’m talking about of research, you sickos. Get your minds out of the gutter.