Here’s Victoria’s Secret Angel Constance Jablonski with a new crazy-hot photoshoot for Lui. And you know, this latest shoot from the French hottie just gave me a great business idea to go along with the usual pants fire: forget bikini car washes. Someone ought to start naked supermodel car washes. I’m telling you, that’s a million dollar idea right there.
Here’s Victoria’s Secret Angel Constance Jablonski having a sexy pool party all by herself for a new photoshoot. And don’t get me wrong, I love seeing this French hottie playing with pool toys, but I bet I’m not the only one who would’ve rather seen her playing with some of her fellow hot model friends instead.
I’m not sure if you can technically call these new pictures from French hottie Constance Jablonski a “wardrobe malfunction,” considering even with the flash, the Victoria’s Secret Angel is currently showing less skin than 99% of models do during their beach photoshoots. I guess I’ll have to consult my official Blogger Guidebook to be sure. So hang on, this could take a while. Like 30, maybe even 45 seconds if I go for a new personal best. I’m talking about of research, you sickos. Get your minds out of the gutter.
Today’s extra catch consists of Maryse Ouellet, Kate Nash, Laura Whitmore, Sophie Anderton, Vanessa Branch, Tiffany Michelle, Katie Cleary, Catherine Annette, Eva Herzigova, Dianna Agron, Yvonne Strahovski, Jennifer Carpenter, Aimee Garcia, Liu Wen, Constance Jablonski, Selena Gomez, Eva LaRue, Christina Milian, Maria Bello, Melissa Leo, Brittany Snow, Christina Collard, Frankie Essex, Maria Menounos, Jessica Alba, Ashley Roberts, Emily Atack.
Because I assume you guys like to keep up on the latest hotties as much as I do (just in case there’s a pop quiz), here’s one more you should know: Constance Jablonski. According to my research, Constance is a French model and she wanted to be a tennis player when she was younger. Which is such a coincidence, because I wanted to be Constance’s towel boy when I was younger. OK, so technically, that was approximately 30 seconds ago. But I hope Constance hasn’t given up on her dream yet, because I certainly haven’t given up on mine.