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Courtney Stodden’s Funbags Are Crazy!

September 19th, 2014

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Holy crap. I know it’s been a while since I’ve done a post on my favorite busty nobody Courtney Stodden, but is it just me, or did those giant funbags of hers get even more massive? Because this is just nuts. That said, I guess it’s probably not helping that my face is currently only 2 inches away from the screen right now, but it was necessary. I had a hard time focusing otherwise.

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Courtney Stodden Is A Mess

July 16th, 2014

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Yeesh. I know Courtney Stodden‘s supposed to be my favorite hot nobody and all, but even I’ve got to admit that her face is looking a little busted in these shots of her at the airport. I mean, maybe it’s always been that way and my eyes have just been focused a couple inches lower, but whatever the case, I really hope Courtney’s able to turn this around. Because otherwise, it’s a shame to see someone waste their natural artificial talents like that.

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Courtney Stodden’s Bolt-ons Are Taking Over Instagram

May 1st, 2014

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It’s been long enough that I figured it was probably time to check back in again with my favorite blonde bimbo’s Instagram. And is it just me, or does it look like Courtney Stodden‘s bolt-ons have gotten even bigger than you remembered? I dunno, maybe I just haven’t seen them in a while, but I guess there’s only one way to know for sure: I have to go back into the archives for a closer look, even if it takes the rest of the day. It’s not for me, it’s for science. Or something like that.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

April 22nd, 2014

Today’s extra catch consists of Courtney Stodden, Nikki Reed,Tulisa Contostavlos, Holly Willoughby, Annaleigh Ashford, Katharina Damm, Nina Agdal, Emma Roberts, Cameron Diaz, Ali Larter, Courteney Cox, Leslie Mann, Cameron Diaz, Maria Menounos, Chelsea Turnbo, Ashley Cusato,Maggie Grace, Maria Fowler, Rachel Wallace, Kimberly Wyatt, Lexi Atkins.

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Courtney Stodden Is Red Hot

March 17th, 2014

I know that not everybody loves Courtney Stodden as much as I do, but luckily there’s still one group of people that shares my feelings for the busty wannabe celebrity. No, not dirty old men (although I’m sure they’re big fans too). I’m talking about the paparazzi. And I’m extremely jealous that they get to follow her around 24/7 and I don’t. That said, I think I finally figured out how to land a date with Courtney: all I need to do is get myself a camera and a zoom lens. Either that or pretend to be a 50-year-old millionaire, but this way it’ll be much less suspicious when I invite her to come back to my mom’s place.

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Courtney Stodden Really Knows How To Dress!

March 14th, 2014

In case you forgot, and I don’t really blame you, because I definitely did, it’s Style Fashion Week in LA right now (whatever the hell that is). And what better way to celebrate than with some pictures of one of the best-dressed nobodies around? So here’s Courtney Stodden busting out those massive melons of hers and showing all the other wannabe celebs out there how it’s done. Because if you ask me, I think those bolt-ons of hers make the perfect accessories. See? Who says I can’t cover this fashion crap?

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Courtney Stodden Should Have More Instagram Followers

March 13th, 2014

I’m not entirely sure what Courtney Stodden does for a living, considering I didn’t think being a hot nobody paid all that well. But after doing a little creeping on her Instagram, I think I’ve figured it out: she’s a professional Twitter model. Granted, she only has like 6400 followers or something, but who cares, I still love her. And I think if she became an ex-Mrs. Tuna we might be able to add another zero to those numbers. Plus, she’d be getting double alimony. Not too bad for a 19-year-old cougar, right? Call me!

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There’s No Missing Courtney Stodden’s Cleavage

March 4th, 2014

I don’t know how I missed these shots of my favorite busty nobody Courtney Stodden during yesterday’s Oscar roundup, since those funbags of hers are pretty hard to miss. But since I figure it’s always better late than never, here she is busting out at the Night of 100 Stars Oscar viewing party. And considering all I see in these pictures are a bunch of D-listers all wanting to pose for a picture with Courtney’s cleavage, I think they should’ve changed the name to the Night of 2 Stars. Either way, enjoy.

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Courtney Stodden Shows Some Serious Boobage

January 28th, 2014

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So in case you forgot, Courtney Stodden is a busty brunette now. You know, at first, I wasn’t a big fan, but I’m starting to come around on it. Because really, it doesn’t matter what Courtney’s hair color is — as long as she keeps heading out with this much boobage on display, I’ll always be a supporter. Anyway, here’s the 19-year-old cougar being taken out to dinner by her latest target. I call the leftovers.

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Courtney Stodden Is Now A Busty Brunette Cougar!

December 16th, 2013

I don’t think it was a very good idea that Courtney Stodden dyed her hair brown. She already looked like an aging cougar with blond hair, but with this look it’s a little too “Real Housewives of New York” for me. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still spend my days motorboating those massive chestnuts. Anyway, here she is at the World of Wonder’s 1st Annual WOWie Awards.

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Courtney Stodden Isn’t A Cougar After All

November 22nd, 2013

You know, I’ve been calling my favorite nobody Courtney Stodden a teenage cougar for months now, but after seeing these pictures of her getting handsy with another old dude a few weeks after separating with the first one, I’m starting to realize that I was way off. She’s actually the complete opposite of a cougar. What’s that called again? Oh right, a gold digger. Anyway, at least now I finally understand why she hasn’t been returning any of my tweets or sex tape requests: I’m not old enough for her. Phew, and I thought it was personal or something.

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Courtney Stodden Is On The Prowl!

November 18th, 2013

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Now that she’s single, it looks like my favorite 19-year-old cougar Courtney Stodden is out on the prowl again. This time she took those massive funbags of hers to some kind of LAPD gala event. But if Courtney wants a man in uniform, it doesn’t get much better than the blogger uniform: sweatpants, a stained t-shirt and the same pair of underwear for three days in a row. Now that’s sexy, am I right ladies?

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Courtney Stodden Is Single And On The Prowl!

November 6th, 2013

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Good news everyone: my favorite wannabe celebrity Courtney Stodden is single again, after splitting with her husband. Shocking, I know. Who could’ve seen that one coming? Anyway, I know that not everybody loves Courtney as much as I do, which makes this even better news for me. Because it means that now she’s free to pursue exciting new projects, like accepting my generous sex tape offer. Call me.

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Courtney Stodden Has Big Lips!

October 21st, 2013

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Here is everyone’s favorite 19 going on 45-year-old Courtney Stodden at the Fashion Minga Show in Los Angeles. Obviously, we all know Courtney had major implants put in, but it looks like she recently injected her lips with some whale blubber. Now I think she has finally completed the look she has set out to achieve and is ready to film that “celebrity sex tape” which we all know will eventually pop up online in the near future. Girl’s got to get paid for looking like a cheap ho.

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