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RIP Courtney Stodden And Her Classy Hotness

August 15th, 2016

I’ve always liked Courtney Stodden, she’s got the two most important qualities that I look for in a woman: giant funbags, and a willingness to show them off for the cameras. And according to my sources, Courtney’s been having a rough couple of months, so I’m going to try to ignore the fact that she shaved her head like a pre-meltdown Britney and focus on the positives here, like the fact that she’s busting out some of that classic hot nobody cleavage for the paps just like the good old days.

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Courtney Stodden Huge Sideboob Spillage

July 7th, 2016

So this is a hell of a way to find out bad news, but… I was just looking at some new pictures of my #1 favorite hot nobody Courtney Stodden rocking some epic sideboob out with her friend and her BFFs the paparazzi when my eyes accidentally moved a couple inches lower and I noticed she’s pregnant. Which is too bad, because I don’t know how Courtney’s going to manage taking a few months off work to have a kid. Oh wait. I forgot that walking around with the paps is her work. Nevermind, I guess. Carry on.

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Courtney Stodden Busts Out Big Time

April 18th, 2016

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Here’s Courtney Stodden at Star Magazine’s Hollywood Rocks event showing off those massive boulder-sized funbags of hers. And I know there’s been a few challengers for her title over the years, but as long as Courtney keeps busting out this much cleavage, she’ll always be my #1 favorite hot nobody. And if you ask me, this might be some of her best work yet. Bravo.

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Courtney Stodden Is A Sexy Busty Little Bo Peep

November 26th, 2015

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Now this is more like it! For a while there, we weren’t seeing my all-time favorite hot nobody Courtney Stodden at any D-list red carpets or cheesy photo ops, but here she is dressed as a sexy Little Bo Peep for PETA’s Save the Sheep! campaign. And I know I’ve made fun of PETA in the past, but it looks like they’ve finally come up with a cause I can actually support: getting Courtney’s giant funbags back on the front pages.

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Courtney Stodden’s Instagram Is Amazing

November 6th, 2015

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It’s been at least a couple weeks since I’ve done a post on Courtney Stodden, and maybe the paps have gotten tired of following the busty wannabe around, but I definitely haven’t. So I decided to look into what my former #1 favorite hot nobody has been up to lately, and here’s a few of the highlights. Looks like she’s got a new gig as a professional Instagram model, which is the perfect use of her many talents, if you ask me. Let’s just hope Courtney can keep up the good work.

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Courtney Stodden Busts Out At The Store

October 14th, 2015

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Here’s one of my all-time favorite busty nobodies Courtney Stodden picking up a few things at the store, and even though I try not to leave my mom’s basement unless I can’t help it, these pictures have got me thinking maybe I need to go out and pick up a few things too. Because suddenly, I’ve got a serious craving for melons. Go figure.

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Courtney Stodden’s Impressive Side Profile

October 1st, 2015

I think if Courtney Stodden washed all the makeup off her face, let her natural hair color grow out and got even bigger boobs, she’d be a beautiful woman. Here she is at the “PETA’s 35th Anniversary Gala” rockin’ an orange outfit and showing off some impressive curves. I love this chick and if she takes some of my advice, I’m sure she can extend her 15 minutes of fame to about 30.

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Catching Up With Courtney Stodden

August 25th, 2015

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I haven’t done a post on Courtney Stodden in a while, and I don’t know about you guys, but I was starting to wonder what my former #1 favorite hot nobody has been up to. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and look into it myself — aka creep her Instagram. And here’s what that serious investigative journalism turned up: a whole bunch of crazy-hot selfies, bikini and lingerie pictures. So, does my Pulitzer come in the mail or do I have to go somewhere to pick it up?

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Courtney Stodden Does PETA At Comic-Con

July 13th, 2015

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I have no clue why my favorite hot nobody Courtney Stodden stood outside Comic-Con in superhero body paint handing out PETA literature, or where anyone would’ve gotten the idea that nerds would want a vegan cookbook. But it doesn’t matter. Because anything that involves putting Courtney’s massive funbags on display is definitely my kind of publicity stunt. Now, I know some of you geeks out there might write in and say that this doesn’t look exactly like whoever’s costume in Issue number who-the-hell-cares, and you’re probably right. Because I bet this is 1000x hotter. So just shut up and enjoy.

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Courtney Stodden Forgot To Not Wear Her Clothes

June 25th, 2015

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Now that Courtney Stodden‘s gone from my #1 hot nobody to the world’s third-most famous porn star (after Kim and Paris, obviously), it looks like she’s started getting invited to more big events these days. Because here she is at the world premiere of Unity in LA, and I just hope now that she’s getting more famous, Courtney isn’t going to get too good for her fans and stop posting bikini selfies to her Instagram like the good old days.

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Courtney Stodden Keeps Impressing!

June 9th, 2015

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So now that we’ve seen Courtney Stodden‘s sex tape, I can honestly say for a solo porn video, I was impressed. I hope she decides to do more because she’s hands down the best adult video star out there and could possibly be the next Jenna Jameson. Anyway, here’s everyone’s favorite hot nobody at an art exhibit in Hollywood, but if you ask me, the real artist we should be celebrating here is Courtney’s plastic surgeon. Bravo.

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Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Is The Only Sex Tape I Care About

April 30th, 2015

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I’m guessing you guys have heard that Courtney Stodden finally listened to my advice and is going to be releasing a sex tape. And it’s about time. It’s something I’ve been saying my favorite hot nobody should do forever, and even though I’m not co-starring in it like I recommended, I’m still pretty psyched. In fact, it just became my most anticipated movie of the year. So to help tide us all over until the big day, here’s a few shots of Courtney and a video of her pole dancing from Instagram. Consider it a preview of coming attractions. Can’t wait!

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Courtney Stodden And Her Funbags Return

April 16th, 2015

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I know it’s been a while since we’ve seen my former favorite busty nobody Courtney Stodden, but for some reason, it’s like people stopped inviting her and her killer funbags places. Anyway, luckily they’re still looking just as good as I remembered at Star Magazine’s Hollywood Rocks Event. And don’t worry Courtney, no matter what happens, you’ll always have a standing invite to my mom’s basement.

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Courtney Stodden’s Instagram Is Amazing

March 10th, 2015

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Even though Courtney Stodden‘s five minutes of fame are completely over, I still think she is one of the most beautiful creatures on the planet. I strongly suggest all of you follow her Instagram because you will not be disappointed. Here are a few examples of her greatness. Enjoy.

         
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