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Courtney Stodden Does PETA At Comic-Con

July 13th, 2015

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I have no clue why my favorite hot nobody Courtney Stodden stood outside Comic-Con in superhero body paint handing out PETA literature, or where anyone would’ve gotten the idea that nerds would want a vegan cookbook. But it doesn’t matter. Because anything that involves putting Courtney’s massive funbags on display is definitely my kind of publicity stunt. Now, I know some of you geeks out there might write in and say that this doesn’t look exactly like whoever’s costume in Issue number who-the-hell-cares, and you’re probably right. Because I bet this is 1000x hotter. So just shut up and enjoy.

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Courtney Stodden Forgot To Not Wear Her Clothes

June 25th, 2015

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Now that Courtney Stodden‘s gone from my #1 hot nobody to the world’s third-most famous porn star (after Kim and Paris, obviously), it looks like she’s started getting invited to more big events these days. Because here she is at the world premiere of Unity in LA, and I just hope now that she’s getting more famous, Courtney isn’t going to get too good for her fans and stop posting bikini selfies to her Instagram like the good old days.

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Courtney Stodden Keeps Impressing!

June 9th, 2015

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So now that we’ve seen Courtney Stodden‘s sex tape, I can honestly say for a solo porn video, I was impressed. I hope she decides to do more because she’s hands down the best adult video star out there and could possibly be the next Jenna Jameson. Anyway, here’s everyone’s favorite hot nobody at an art exhibit in Hollywood, but if you ask me, the real artist we should be celebrating here is Courtney’s plastic surgeon. Bravo.

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Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Is The Only Sex Tape I Care About

April 30th, 2015

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I’m guessing you guys have heard that Courtney Stodden finally listened to my advice and is going to be releasing a sex tape. And it’s about time. It’s something I’ve been saying my favorite hot nobody should do forever, and even though I’m not co-starring in it like I recommended, I’m still pretty psyched. In fact, it just became my most anticipated movie of the year. So to help tide us all over until the big day, here’s a few shots of Courtney and a video of her pole dancing from Instagram. Consider it a preview of coming attractions. Can’t wait!

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Courtney Stodden And Her Funbags Return

April 16th, 2015

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I know it’s been a while since we’ve seen my former favorite busty nobody Courtney Stodden, but for some reason, it’s like people stopped inviting her and her killer funbags places. Anyway, luckily they’re still looking just as good as I remembered at Star Magazine’s Hollywood Rocks Event. And don’t worry Courtney, no matter what happens, you’ll always have a standing invite to my mom’s basement.

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Courtney Stodden’s Instagram Is Amazing

March 10th, 2015

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Even though Courtney Stodden‘s five minutes of fame are completely over, I still think she is one of the most beautiful creatures on the planet. I strongly suggest all of you follow her Instagram because you will not be disappointed. Here are a few examples of her greatness. Enjoy.

         
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Courtney Stodden Busts Out Her Puppies

October 16th, 2014

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I don’t know what the 2014 Art Love and Fashion Show is, but if Courtney Stodden can bring her dog to it, then you know it’s probably a pretty A-list Hollywood affair. Anyway, I’m not sure why Courtney still hasn’t taken me up on my whole celebrity sex tape film festival idea, since I think it could be huge, but if it’ll help, her pooch is welcome too. It’ll just have to wait outside though, there’s not a whole lot of extra space in my bedroom.

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Courtney Stodden’s Hulk Boobs Are Going To Crush You

October 15th, 2014

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No, I’m not really sure why our favorite hot nobody Courtney Stodden is posing with the Incredible Hulk Lou Ferrigno on some LA red carpet. Although I’m pretty sure it has to do with some sort of charity reception. But turns out that these two actually have something in common after all: they’ve both got a pair of massive body parts that could crush my head. Only with Courtney, I think I’d actually really enjoy it. No offense, Hulk.

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Courtney Stodden’s Boobs At The Feline Film Festival

September 22nd, 2014

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I know that not all you guys are big fans, but see, now this is why I call Courtney Stodden one of the all-time greats when it comes to hot wannabe celebrities. Because while all the real actresses out there are going to real film festivals, here’s Courtney busting out her big guns for something called the Feline Film Festival. Yes, apparently that’s a real thing. Anyway, so I’m figuring if Courtney will show up to something like this, I’d better get the first annual Tuna Film Festival up and running fast. I haven’t decided on the lineup yet, but my mom’s basement has great acoustics.

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Courtney Stodden’s Funbags Are Crazy!

September 19th, 2014

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Holy crap. I know it’s been a while since I’ve done a post on my favorite busty nobody Courtney Stodden, but is it just me, or did those giant funbags of hers get even more massive? Because this is just nuts. That said, I guess it’s probably not helping that my face is currently only 2 inches away from the screen right now, but it was necessary. I had a hard time focusing otherwise.

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Courtney Stodden Is A Mess

July 16th, 2014

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Yeesh. I know Courtney Stodden‘s supposed to be my favorite hot nobody and all, but even I’ve got to admit that her face is looking a little busted in these shots of her at the airport. I mean, maybe it’s always been that way and my eyes have just been focused a couple inches lower, but whatever the case, I really hope Courtney’s able to turn this around. Because otherwise, it’s a shame to see someone waste their natural artificial talents like that.

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Courtney Stodden’s Bolt-ons Are Taking Over Instagram

May 1st, 2014

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It’s been long enough that I figured it was probably time to check back in again with my favorite blonde bimbo’s Instagram. And is it just me, or does it look like Courtney Stodden‘s bolt-ons have gotten even bigger than you remembered? I dunno, maybe I just haven’t seen them in a while, but I guess there’s only one way to know for sure: I have to go back into the archives for a closer look, even if it takes the rest of the day. It’s not for me, it’s for science. Or something like that.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

April 22nd, 2014

Today’s extra catch consists of Courtney Stodden, Nikki Reed,Tulisa Contostavlos, Holly Willoughby, Annaleigh Ashford, Katharina Damm, Nina Agdal, Emma Roberts, Cameron Diaz, Ali Larter, Courteney Cox, Leslie Mann, Cameron Diaz, Maria Menounos, Chelsea Turnbo, Ashley Cusato,Maggie Grace, Maria Fowler, Rachel Wallace, Kimberly Wyatt, Lexi Atkins.

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Courtney Stodden Is Red Hot

March 17th, 2014

I know that not everybody loves Courtney Stodden as much as I do, but luckily there’s still one group of people that shares my feelings for the busty wannabe celebrity. No, not dirty old men (although I’m sure they’re big fans too). I’m talking about the paparazzi. And I’m extremely jealous that they get to follow her around 24/7 and I don’t. That said, I think I finally figured out how to land a date with Courtney: all I need to do is get myself a camera and a zoom lens. Either that or pretend to be a 50-year-old millionaire, but this way it’ll be much less suspicious when I invite her to come back to my mom’s place.

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