Here’s Alexis Ren showing why she’s one of my new favorite blondes with a seriously sexy booty-filled photoshoot for Wrangler. And you know, it got me thinking… now that it’s the holidays, I’m sure I’m no longer the only one currently crashing in their mom’s basement. Which means maybe now that it’s a level playing field, I might actually have a shot with Alexis. OK, probably not, but come on, let me have this. Where’s your Christmas spirit?
Apparently they’re making another Joe Dirt movie, and while you might think that’s only good news for whoever relies on David Spade for a paycheck, turns out there’s another reason to get excited about the sequel: Brittany Daniel. Because thanks to these behind-the-scenes shots, we just learned that the forgotten hottie is back to reprise her role as… a hot chick in Daisy Dukes and a tight t-shirt. Sweet. That was always my favorite character.
Here’s one of my favorite Twitter girlfriends Caitlin O’Connor back with another crazy hot beach shoot. And you know, considering how close we are (stop laughing), I’m a little surprised that Caitlin hasn’t invited me out to shoot one of these things for her yet — she should know by now that my phone takes great pictures. And even if not, I could always help her out with that handbra. It’s really the least I could do.
You guys know that I try not to follow any of that gossip crap and stay focused on the important stuff (like bikini pictures), but I’ve got to admit that Selena Gomez has been looking way hotter ever since her little rehab trip. And here she is continuing her recent hot streak by putting on another great leg show over the weekend. Now, I don’t want to be a good influence and advocate going to rehab or anything, but as long as Selena keeps this up, I’m willing to be supportive.
Looks like I might have spoke too soon when I called that Lisalla Montenegro bikini shoot the sexiest photoshoot of the year. Because this one Nina Agdal just did for Terry Richardson definitely deserves a spot in the Top 5. In fact, the only thing keeping these pictures from going #1 right now is that there aren’t more of them. So if/when more of these ridiculously hot pictures get released, I’ll be sure to update my rankings. You know, assuming I’m able to regain consciousness after I pass out from my pants spontaneously combusting.
I gotta admit, it’s a little weird seeing Miley Cyrus putting on just a normal sexy leg show in cut-offs. For once, she’s not dressed like a sexy elf, or twerking on Santa, or sparking up on stage, or wearing latex pants, or sticking her tongue out. I’m almost disappointed. Wait, no I’m not. These pictures are amazing! Enjoy.
I’m not entirely sure who this Sarah Dumont is, supposedly she’s an “actress,” but whoever she is, she’s got the right idea when it comes to proper dress code for movie premieres. Because here she is attending the LA premiere of Kill Your Darlings in Daisy Dukes and putting on one hell of a leg show. I’d be surprised if anyone was even able to concentrate on the movie after this. It’s like I’m always telling you ladies, a pair of Daisy Dukes is perfect for any occasion, birthday parties, weddings, an evening with your favorite celebrity blogger. Nobody’s ever turning away a girl that looks like this.
Breaking news, everybody! Julianne Hough went out in public again wearing something other than leggings. So you might want to keep an eye out for flying pigs, just in case. Anyway, luckily Julianne went from one of my favorite hottie outfits to the other, but as much as I love Daisy Dukes, these are a bit too baggy. It’s still a nice leg show, and I figure Julianne will get the hang of this new look in a couple days. You can’t expect her to be an expert right out of the gate.
Normally, when I do posts on models they’re either wearing lingerie or a bikini, but here is Xenia Deli rockin’ out some sexy Daisy Dukes. I can’t believe Xenia isn’t more popular. I know that Nina Agdal and Emily Ratajkowski have been getting all the attention latey, but honestly they don’t nearly come close to Xenia, who might be the hottest chick ever!
I don’t really care whether or not Lindsay Lohan is sober. Personally, I like my girls drunk and high as a kite because usually that is the only way I can get with them. Anyway, here she is rockin’ a pair of Daisy Dukes and looking pretty damn hot. Sure her mouth probably smells and taste like an ashtray, but good think they haven’t invented compu-scent yet.
I guess now that Julianne Hough‘s taken over her spot as Hollywood Tuna’s resident hottie-in-leggings, Vanessa Hudgens has decided to move on to Daisy Dukes. If you ask me, it was a smart choice. Unlike the giant Carmen Sandiego hat. But between the leg show and Vanessa’s sexy stomach, there’s more than enough hotness here to go around. So enjoy.
Here’s one of my favorite busty Brits in one of my favorite hottie outfits: Rosie Jones in Daisy Dukes. If you ask me, it’s a perfect combination, just like peanut butter and jelly, bacon and eggs, or Rosie and my bed. Some things just go well together. OK, so I’m not actually sure about that last one, but I’ve always wanted to test it out. How about it, Rosie?
Normally, I don’t have a whole lot of reasons to be jealous of a horse. They eat pretty much nothing but carrots and hay, and the second they break something, they’re toast. But after seeing this one get a full rubdown and ride from Leilani Dowding, I’m beginning to rethink that. Because this is one lucky horse right here. I call next.