For years now, I’ve been saying that Dakota Fanning should give up on that whole acting thing and just focus on becoming a model. Or at the very least, a professional Instagram hottie. Anyway, so I’m happy to report that Dakota’s finally following in her younger sister Elle‘s footsteps. Maybe next they can take a bikini vacation together. P.S. I’m available to tag along. My phone takes great pictures!
You kids are probably too young to remember the TV show Taxi, but I have always found that Dakota Fanning looks exactly like Carol Kane. Carol has also been in many movies and always plays the weirdo chick. I found her to be kinda hot in a f%cked up way. Just like Dakota.
Yikes. I don’t know where Dakota Fanning got that giant bruise, but it’s kind of spoiling what should be an otherwise solid bikini booty shot from a hottie who doesn’t post them very often. We’re talking maybe 3-4 times a year, max. Girl doesn’t exactly look like she gets a ton of sun. Anyway, speaking of spoiling, I think Dakota needs to get some hotter friends before her next pool trip. Maybe she can invite her sister along next time.
For a while now, I’ve been saying that Dakota Fanning should forget acting and just focus on modeling full-time. And now here she is doing a photoshoot for Jimmy Choo. And don’t get me wrong, I’m glad to see Dakota’s been taking my advice. But when I said modeling, I meant bikinis and/or lingerie, not shoes. Oh well. There’s always the next one, I guess.
Here’s a preview of W Magazine‘s upcoming February issue and I guess it must have some kind of Oscar theme, because it’s featuring three Hollywood super-cuties in Hailee Steinfeld, Dakota Fanning and Emma Stone. I’ve always liked these three, so I’m glad to see them pairing up for a photoshoot, but I still say if they really want to take their careers to the next level, forget the Oscars. They should be focusing on doing photoshoots like this full-time instead. It’s way more prestigious. P.S. Shouldn’t someone tell Hailee she’s supposed to wear that lipstick, not eat it? Like I said, I’m just trying to help here.
I love that, for some reason, everyone seems to think that Dakota Fanning is a fashion model all of sudden. And don’t get me wrong, she’s definitely got some potential. But forget fashion magazines. I think Dakota’s true calling just might be bikini and/or lingerie modeling. I mean, it’s worth a shot at least. You can’t know until you try, right? So call me, Dakota! My phone takes great pictures…
Finally, Dakota Fanning is learning how to make an appearance. Here she is at Paris Fashion Week not getting robbed at gunpoint, wearing a see through dress and looking like a hot little vixen. I can assure you she had a better day that Kim Kardashian.
Here’s Dakota Fanning looking like a princess at the Brimstone Premiere. It’s of my opinion that between her and her sister Elle, Dakota is the better looking Fanning, but that could change based on who is willing to sleep with me first. So come on ladies, let’s settle this dispute. I’ll be in my mom’s basement if you want to find me.
I’ve got some good news: according to her Instagram, Dakota Fanning, aka my second-favorite pasty hottie after Emma Roberts, finally took my advice and went out and got some sun with her friends. Unfortunately, she didn’t invite me along as her personal suntan lotion applier like I’d originally hoped, but hey, there’s always next time. Enjoy.
I’ve always thought that Dakota Fanning has hottie potential, I’ve just been waiting for her to finally bust it out with a beach trip, or red carpet wardrobe malfunction, or series of dirty Snapchats. You know, all the classic moves. But instead, here she is at the premiere of her sister’s new movie The Neon Demon in LA looking like she could use some sun and modeling lessons. Luckily, I can provide both in my mom’s backyard. All Dakota has to bring is her
swimsuit birthday suit and a willingness to learn.
I’m all for Dakota Fanning doing more modeling and fewer movies — I’ve been calling for her to start living up to her hottie potential for a while now. But this shot of her looking like a psycho Cirque de Soleil reject for V Magazine isn’t exactly what I had in mind… I meant bikinis and lingerie shoots, not whatever the hell we’re calling this.
Yikes. I thought Dakota Fanning was supposed to be a pro. But here she is getting surprised by the paparazzi on her way out of some kind of Chanel event and I’ve seen better smiles on Kristen Stewart… If Dakota’s going to be an A-list
actress hottie, she needs to work on this ASAP. Because she’s going to start getting followed around by the paps a lot more from now on, and a face like this could totally ruin those stalker/zoom lens bikini shots.
Here’s Elle and Dakota Fanning at the Saint Laurent show in Hollywood, and before you sickos get any ideas about the sisters, I should probably remind you that Elle’s still trouble. And no, I’m not 100% sure which one she is. So maybe we should all just move it along, just to be safe. There’s a 50-50 chance I get the two mixed up and land on somebody’s watch list, and I don’t like those odds.
I can never remember which Fanning sister is trouble and which one isn’t, but I just double-checked and Dakota Fanning here is 21. Which means the only way you’re getting in trouble for looking at this photoshoot she did for some Italian shoe company is if you’re supposed to be working right now, not making out with your computer screen. Luckily I work for myself, so I don’t have that problem.