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Dakota Fanning Looks Like Someone

October 12th, 2017

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You kids are probably too young to remember the TV show Taxi, but I have always found that Dakota Fanning looks exactly like Carol Kane. Carol has also been in many movies and always plays the weirdo chick. I found her to be kinda hot in a f%cked up way. Just like Dakota.

         
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Dakota Fanning’s Booty Needs Some TLC

June 12th, 2017

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Yikes. I don’t know where Dakota Fanning got that giant bruise, but it’s kind of spoiling what should be an otherwise solid bikini booty shot from a hottie who doesn’t post them very often. We’re talking maybe 3-4 times a year, max. Girl doesn’t exactly look like she gets a ton of sun. Anyway, speaking of spoiling, I think Dakota needs to get some hotter friends before her next pool trip. Maybe she can invite her sister along next time.

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Dakota Fanning Does Jimmy Choo!

March 9th, 2017

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For a while now, I’ve been saying that Dakota Fanning should forget acting and just focus on modeling full-time. And now here she is doing a photoshoot for Jimmy Choo. And don’t get me wrong, I’m glad to see Dakota’s been taking my advice. But when I said modeling, I meant bikinis and/or lingerie, not shoes. Oh well. There’s always the next one, I guess.

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Hailee Steinfeld, Dakota Fanning And Emma Stone In W Magazine

January 4th, 2017

Here’s a preview of W Magazine‘s upcoming February issue and I guess it must have some kind of Oscar theme, because it’s featuring three Hollywood super-cuties in Hailee Steinfeld, Dakota Fanning and Emma Stone. I’ve always liked these three, so I’m glad to see them pairing up for a photoshoot, but I still say if they really want to take their careers to the next level, forget the Oscars. They should be focusing on doing photoshoots like this full-time instead. It’s way more prestigious. P.S. Shouldn’t someone tell Hailee she’s supposed to wear that lipstick, not eat it? Like I said, I’m just trying to help here.

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Dakota Fanning Does Edit Magazine

October 24th, 2016

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I love that, for some reason, everyone seems to think that Dakota Fanning is a fashion model all of sudden. And don’t get me wrong, she’s definitely got some potential. But forget fashion magazines. I think Dakota’s true calling just might be bikini and/or lingerie modeling. I mean, it’s worth a shot at least. You can’t know until you try, right? So call me, Dakota! My phone takes great pictures…

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Finally, Dakota Fanning Knows How To Dress

October 3rd, 2016

Finally, Dakota Fanning is learning how to make an appearance. Here she is at Paris Fashion Week not getting robbed at gunpoint, wearing a see through dress and looking like a hot little vixen. I can assure you she had a better day that Kim Kardashian.

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Dakota Fanning Because She Is The Hotter Fanning

September 5th, 2016

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Here’s Dakota Fanning looking like a princess at the Brimstone Premiere. It’s of my opinion that between her and her sister Elle, Dakota is the better looking Fanning, but that could change based on who is willing to sleep with me first. So come on ladies, let’s settle this dispute. I’ll be in my mom’s basement if you want to find me.

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Dakota Fanning Gets Naughty On Instagram

June 29th, 2016

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I’ve got some good news: according to her Instagram, Dakota Fanning, aka my second-favorite pasty hottie after Emma Roberts, finally took my advice and went out and got some sun with her friends. Unfortunately, she didn’t invite me along as her personal suntan lotion applier like I’d originally hoped, but hey, there’s always next time. Enjoy.

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Dakota Fanning Needs Modeling Lessons

June 15th, 2016

I’ve always thought that Dakota Fanning has hottie potential, I’ve just been waiting for her to finally bust it out with a beach trip, or red carpet wardrobe malfunction, or series of dirty Snapchats. You know, all the classic moves. But instead, here she is at the premiere of her sister’s new movie The Neon Demon in LA looking like she could use some sun and modeling lessons. Luckily, I can provide both in my mom’s backyard. All Dakota has to bring is her swimsuit birthday suit and a willingness to learn.

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Dakota Fanning NeedS To Work On Her Paparazzi Face

February 26th, 2016

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Yikes. I thought Dakota Fanning was supposed to be a pro. But here she is getting surprised by the paparazzi on her way out of some kind of Chanel event and I’ve seen better smiles on Kristen Stewart… If Dakota’s going to be an A-list actress hottie, she needs to work on this ASAP. Because she’s going to start getting followed around by the paps a lot more from now on, and a face like this could totally ruin those stalker/zoom lens bikini shots.

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Elle Fanning And Dakota Fanning Are Trouble

February 11th, 2016

Here’s Elle and Dakota Fanning at the Saint Laurent show in Hollywood, and before you sickos get any ideas about the sisters, I should probably remind you that Elle’s still trouble. And no, I’m not 100% sure which one she is. So maybe we should all just move it along, just to be safe. There’s a 50-50 chance I get the two mixed up and land on somebody’s watch list, and I don’t like those odds.

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Dakota Fanning Does Shoes Good

January 14th, 2016

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I can never remember which Fanning sister is trouble and which one isn’t, but I just double-checked and Dakota Fanning here is 21. Which means the only way you’re getting in trouble for looking at this photoshoot she did for some Italian shoe company is if you’re supposed to be working right now, not making out with your computer screen. Luckily I work for myself, so I don’t have that problem.

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Dakota Fanning Works It On Th Street

September 25th, 2015

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I keep saying that Dakota Fanning‘s got serious hottie potential if she’d just learn how to dress properly. And these pictures of her out in New York are a good start, since she’s giving us a peek at her sexy stomach. But if Dakota really wants to live up to her full potential, she should start looking to a few of my favorite style icons for inspiration: Micaela Schaefer, Bai Ling and Miley Cyrus. They always manage to inspire me.

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