Because the only thing better than one hottie is a whole bunch of them, Danielle Knudson, Kelly Gale, Gracie Carvalho, Madison Headrick, Camila Morrone, Clair Westenberg, Lana Zakocela, Solveig Mark Hansen, Rachel Hilbert, and Samantha Gradoville all showed up looking smoking hot for a good cause at the Foundation Fighting Blindness World Gala Honoring Goga Ashkenazi in New York. And honestly, I’d take any one of them. So, where do I get my checkbook? They’re lining up dates for underprivileged bloggers, right? Or is it not that kind of charity event? I’m confused.
I’m not sure if Danielle Knudson here is still dating that loser tennis player boyfriend of hers or not, but who cares? The important thing is that she’s still doing super-hot bikini photoshoots like this. And until the Canadian hottie finally comes to her senses and realizes that her and I and the Little Tuna were meant to be, this’ll definitely do. Enjoy.
Because the only thing better than one smoking hot model is multiple smoking hot models, here’s Simone Holtznagel, Danielle Knudson and Natalie Pack back at the racetrack for the Gumball 3000 Rally. I have no clue how well these three are doing in the race, but judging from this latest round of pictures, who the hell really cares? Enjoy.
I have a feeling Danielle Knudson wasn’t the only one who was a little sticky after this photoshoot… Because these brand-new bikini pictures are hands-down some of the best we’ve ever seen from the mind-blowing Canadian hottie. So enjoy. Just know that I’m not liable if any of you degenerates try to lick your computer screens.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve really been digging all the sexy bikini photoshoots we’ve been getting from Danielle Knudson lately, so I decided to do a little more research and see what else I could find out about the Canadian hottie — aka where I could find hot selfies of her on Instagram. But instead, I accidentally found out some bad news: turns out Danielle is dating Canadian tennis player Milos Raonic. I’m not sure what that dude has that I don’t, you know, besides millions of fans, endorsement deals, and the ability to exercise for more than 45 seconds without getting winded, but I’m hoping Danielle comes around eventually.
I’m still waiting for Danielle Knudson to finally agree to go on a date with me, but in the meantime, I’ve got something we’ll all be able to enjoy: another set of bikini pictures from one of my favorite Canadian models. And if seeing more shots of this hottie from the Great White North in a bikini doesn’t get you heating up down south, I think you might need to make an appointment to get your eyes checked. As for the rest of you, enjoy.
I’m having trouble remembering if Danielle Knudson here is my second or third-favorite Canadian hottie (after Alyssa Barbara, of course), but luckily there’s an easy way to settle this. See, all Danielle has to do to lock down that coveted #2 spot is agree to go on a date with yours truly. Not only will it help boost her modeling career, but it’d also be a lot of fun for both of us. OK, so yeah, neither of those things are true, but hey, you can’t blame a guy for trying. Call me!
I know a lot of you cynics out there don’t believe in love at first sight, and I guess you must be right. Because if I thought I loved Canadian hottie Danielle Knudson the first time I saw her in a bikini, it’s got nothing on what I’m feeling now that I’ve had the chance to see her in lingerie too. Because if getting massive swelling in your pants region isn’t a sign of true love, then I don’t know what is. What can I say? I guess I’m just a hopeless romantic.
I know I’m always finding new no-name hotties to fall in love with, but I’m still surprised that I’ve never seen Danielle Knudson before. After all, she’s just my type: she looks amazing in a bikini, she’s constantly posting hot selfies on Instagram, and she’s not too famous to have figured out that the “Tuna Bump” is just a term I invented to help convince wannabe models to send me more bikini pictures. Like I said, she’s perfect for me.