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Dove Cameron Because Is A Cutie Who Needs Work

December 19th, 2017

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I’m all for Dove Cameron here pretending to act more like Bella Thorne, but unfortunately, she’s still got some work to do in the hot nobody department. Showing off her sexy stomach at some kind of festival? Good. But posting a selfie where she forgot to “forget” to wear a bra underneath her see-through shirt? What is this, amateur hour? That’s just Hot Wannabe 101.

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Dove Cameron Gets In On The Tongue Game

December 6th, 2017

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I’ve been following Dove Cameron‘s career for a while now (relax, she’s 21, I’m not trying to run for Senator of Alabama here…). And I’ve been waiting for her to ditch the whole former Disney Channel star image and start living up to her true hottie potential. So today’s a big day — her first red carpet tongue action. I’m so proud. Pride’s one of those emotions you feel in your pants, right?

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Dove Cameron Is A Sweetheart

November 27th, 2017

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I’m not sure what Dove Cameron does. Is she in a TV show? A singer? An actress? Who the hell knows anymore? I can’t keep up with these chicks. But I do know that she is a cutie and that alone makes her OK in my book. Now she just needs to spice it up a bit. She may look a little young, but she is 21, so getting naked is all kosher.

         
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Dove Cameron Works It Good For Kode

November 24th, 2017

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For a while, every time I did a post on Dove Cameron I kept saying how she needed to ditch her whole former Disney star image and start living up to her true hottie potential. And I guess she must’ve been listening, because this shoot she did for Kode Magazine is exactly what I had in mind! Well, maybe not exactly, but somehow I don’t think a magazine would want to shoot her topless Jello wrestling with a D-list celebrity blogger in his mom’s backyard. But whatever. This is good too.

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Dove Cameron Is A Super Cutie

November 15th, 2017

I’m still waiting for Dove Cameron to accept my very generous offer to become my personal bikini assistant, but I guess she doesn’t want the job. Even though it comes with a six-figure salary (in old Burger King coupons) and great benefits (including full use of my office gym and all the cameras I set up). Maybe she just wants a better job title? In which case, fine, Dove can be my CBO. My Chief Bikini Officer. That’s a thing, right? It is now. Call me!

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Dove Cameron Is Working It Good

November 10th, 2017

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It’s time to check back in on one of my favorite up-and-coming young hotties: Dove Cameron. So here’s the latest round of sexy selfies from the wannabe actress/model, and I’m happy to report that yup, she’s still smoking hot! Phew. Now we just need to help get her a regular gig, so she can afford to spend more time in the gym and at the pool all day. And no, “personal bikini assistant” won’t work. Trust me. I already tried.

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Dove Cameron Is Super Cute

October 25th, 2017

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I’m way too lazy to bother looking up what company or magazine or whatever hired Dove Cameron to model pretend to be a model for them, but it doesn’t really matter. I just appreciate the fact that we’re getting more pictures of this blonde hottie. She could be modeling garbage bags for all I care, and it’d probably still be an instant pants fire. More please.

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Dove Cameron Because She Is A Super Cutie

September 8th, 2017

Dove Cameron is a cutie, so to see her trying to be a fashion model is extra cute. It’s always fun to pretend. Sometimes, I pretend to be a doctor and give the ladies free breasts exams. Usually, they threaten to call the cops, but most of the time I head to the strip club and make it rain, so it’s all good. Not every girl likes titty exams.

         
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Dove Cameron Gets Raw And Sexy

July 28th, 2017

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I’ve been patiently waiting for Dove Cameron to finally ditch her wholesome Disney Channel image for something a little more fitting for a young, up-and-coming hottie. And no, this photoshoot for RAW isn’t going to cause a five-alarm pants fire or anything, she’s still wearing way too much clothing for my tastes. But this GIF is definitely a step in the right direction. More please. (And just to be clear, I mean more cleavage shots and less clothing.)

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Dove Cameron Needs To Sex It Up

July 19th, 2017

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I keep waiting for Dove Cameron here to ditch her whole Disney star image and start living up to her true hottie potential. And it looks like I’m going to have to keep waiting, because even though all the ingredients for a good photoshoot are here (AKA a busty hottie and a bed), the only way this photoshoot for the July issue of The Coveteur could get any more wholesome is if Dove was drinking a big glass of warm milk. Oh well. Better luck next time.

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Dove Cameron Because She Is A Cutie

June 13th, 2017

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The last couple times I’ve done posts on Dove Cameron here, I’ve been saying that if the former (current?) Disney Channel star wants to start getting taken seriously as an up-and-coming actress hottie, she’s going to need to start doing more adult work. And by that I meant things like “accidentally” “leaking” sex tapes to the press, but I can see how that might have been unclear. The good news is, hot photoshoots like this totally works too. So keep ’em coming, please.

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Dove Cameron Does Galore Mag Good

February 24th, 2017

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I’m pretty sure the last time I did a post on Dove Cameron, I said that the Disney channel star should really start doing more adult photoshoots if she wanted people to take her seriously as an up-and-coming young hottie. And this shoot she did for Galore Mag definitely qualifies. According to my sources, she’s doing some kind of Marilyn Monroe-inspired theme here, but whatever it is, it’s definitely working for her. And for me and the Little Tuna too.

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Best Globes At The 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards

January 9th, 2017

The 74th annual Golden Globes were held last night, and in case you didn’t watch, here’s a quick rundown of the highlights: La La Land won everything, mean Meryl Streep hurt poor Donald Trump’s feelings, and most importantly, a whole bunch of hot actresses showed off some serious cleavage. Here’s a few of my favorites, starting with Miss Golden Globes herself, Sofia Vergara, who deserves her own lifetime achievement award someday for all the award show hotness she’s given us over the years. Enjoy.

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Dove Cameron’s Cuteness Is Perfectly Legal

December 12th, 2016

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In case you need a reminder, yes, Dove Cameron is legal now. You can stop trying to flush your laptop down the toilet. But I guess the super-cutie must still be under contract to Disney or something, because otherwise, this photoshoot is way too innocent for an up-and-coming young hottie. She’s 20, but she looks about 16 in these shots! So if you ask me, Dove should really be doing more adult photoshoots. And by adult, I’m talking about adult magazines. Hey, I’m just looking out for the Little Tuna’s her best interests here.

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