I’m probably never going to be able to spell Edita Vilkeviciute‘s last name without help — well, unless she finally takes me up on my generous offer to make her the future ex-Mrs. Tuna. But I look forward to trying again, especially if it means we’ll keep getting more smoking hot lingerie photoshoots like this from the Lithuanian hottie.
Looks like I might have spoken too soon when I named Simona Starkute my favorite Lithuanian hottie last week. Because after seeing this bikini shoot Edita Vilkeviciute did for Next Swimwear, I’m starting to have second thoughts. Believe me, I’m just as surprised as you are that this one’s going down to the wire. But I guess there’s only one to settle this: first one to agree to go on a date with me wins the most coveted title on the Internet. That’s right, the Tuna’s Favorite Lithuanian. It’s very prestigious. And yes ladies, I will accept lingerie selfies as bribes. As for the rest of you, don’t blow this for me and just go with it.
Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima, Lais Ribeiro, Karlie Kloss, Jourdan Dunn, Isabeli Fontana & Edita Vilkeviciute Do W Magazine
In the mood for some arty black and white supermodel pictures? Usually, I prefer my babes in color, but anytime you get Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima, Lais Ribeiro, Karlie Kloss, Jourdan Dunn, Isabeli Fontana and Edita Vilkeviciute in one magazine, it’s pretty next level!
I gotta give credit where credit’s due: when it comes to discovering new hot no-name models like Lithuanian hottie Edita Vilkeviciute here, nobody does it better than Victoria’s Secret. Not even yours truly. That said, I am very good at helping turn hot bikini models into household names, and also at giving massages, both back and front. So what do you say, Edita? Just FYI, that’s a package deal, by the way.
I thought I was good at discovering hot nobodies, but I’ve got nothing on Victoria’s Secret. It seems like every week they’ve got a new model that’s even hotter than the one before. And since judging from these bikini pictures and her pretty much perfect body, Edita Vilkeviciute is going to be around for a long time, you’d better get to work on learning to pronounce her name. Once you’re finished drooling over her pictures, of course. Better clear your schedule, this might take a while.
Since this is my first post on her, I’d like to introduce you guys to Victoria’s Secret model Edita Vilkeviciute. She’s Lithuanian, she looks ridiculously hot in a bikini, and according to her Twitter, she likes apples and hot tea. Fascinating stuff. We have so much in common. I think I might ask Edita to be my new Internet girlfriend. So what if I can’t pronounce her name, let alone spell it? We’ll just keep things on a strictly physical basis.