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Elle Fanning Had A Little Lamb

June 20th, 2017

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OK, so I know seeing Elle Fanning posing holding a baby lamb probably isn’t going to get most of you guys going the same as, say, seeing her posing holding a super-hot bikini model. But first off, none of these lame fashion mags have asked me to do a photoshoot for them yet, even though I clearly have great ideas and my phone takes great pictures. And two, this is the Internet, so I’m sure this is working for at least one or two sickos out there. So enjoy, I guess?

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Elle Fanning Is A Dirty Dancer

May 31st, 2017

Elle Fanning

I always knew getting on Instagram would be good for Elle Fanning, and I’m glad to see she’s finally embracing the whole young hot nobody lifestyle. Here she is sexy-dancing for the camera, there’s even a bonus bikini picture. I mean, no one’s going to confuse her for Bella Thorne just yet, but this is a definite step in the right direction. I’m so proud. …Pride’s one of the emotions you can feel in your pants region, right?

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Elle Fanning Does L’Oréal

May 16th, 2017

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See? I told you guys that sexy selfie she posted a few months back would be good for Elle Fanning‘s career. Because now she just booked a L’Oréal gig, and I’m 99% sure we have that one picture to thank for this photoshoot. So here’s hoping there’s more where this came from, because I’ve always said Elle could have a very promising career as a professional model hottie. Screw acting.

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Elle Fanning Takes A Sexy Selfie

February 21st, 2017

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Here’s Elle Fanning making her cute skinny booty pop for today’s installment of “Young Hotties on Instagram.” I feel like I’ve been trying to convince her older sister Dakota to do this kind of thing for years, but hey, maybe if she sees how well getting into the sexy selfie game does for Elle’s career, she’ll start too. Here’s hoping anyway.

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Elle Fanning Does Elle!

January 12th, 2017

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I’m not going to lie, I got a little confused when I first saw this shot of Elle Fanning on the cover of ELLE UK. Then I remembered ELLE‘s one of those fashion mags I never pay attention to, not an entire new magazine dedicated to the younger Fanning sister. So now I’m just confused why they got this hottie to do a photoshoot for them and then decided to cover her up head to toe in like 10 different layers. Weird, right?

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Elle Fanning Does Hollywood Reporter

November 23rd, 2016

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I don’t know who this woman is with Elle Fanning in these shots she took for The Hollywood Reporter, and I’m way too lazy to look it up. But if Elle really wants to be taken seriously as an up-and-coming actress hottie, she shouldn’t be doing shoots for lame trade magazines. She should be posing with lingerie models for foreign nudie “fashion” magazines. Just a little free professional advice.

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Elle Fanning Leggings Pictures Are A Real Workout

September 19th, 2016

Time to take a break from Emmy coverage to get back to our regularly-scheduled programming: hotties wearing skintight spandex for the paps. So here’s Elle Fanning coming back from a workout in a sports bra and leggings (I guess she was listening to me when I said she needed to get in shape). And I don’t know about you guys, but these pictures definitely have me working up a sweat. Ow!

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Elle Fanning Needs To Get In Shape

September 15th, 2016

I’m really losing interest in this Fanning. As I said before Dakota is the prettier one and Elle is the cute one, but as you can see she is losing her cuteness. It’s time for her to get that doughy body in shape and work on the sexy otherwise she will be facing a total lack of Tuna exposure. So let this be a warning.

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Elle Fanning Has A Bad Memory

August 18th, 2016

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I’ve gotta say, I’ve been pretty impressed by Elle Fanning lately. First it was going for a walk with the paps in leggings, and now here she is going see-through at a big Hollywood event. Now, unfortunately, Elle forget to remember to forget to wear a bra underneath this, but that’s OK. She’s still learning. She’ll get it next time.

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Elle Fanning Works it In Leggings

August 17th, 2016

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I’ve been saying for a while now that Elle Fanning needed to step up her game if she was ever going to live up to her serious hottie potential. And I’m happy to report that Elle’s finally started acting the part. See, here she is walking around in super-tight leggings for the paparazzi just like all the other young hot nobodies in Hollywood, and I’m just so proud of her. Pride’s one of those emotions you can feel in your pants, right?

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Elle Fanning Works It Good In Red Leggings

July 12th, 2016

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Last time I did a post on Elle Fanning, I was saying how she really needed to start spicing things up if she was ever going to live up to her hottie potential. And now here she is out wearing leggings for the paps like the rest of the up-and-coming hotties out there. Now this is more like it! I always knew Elle had a great body under there, I’m just glad to see it wasn’t all in my imagination. Enjoy.

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Elle Fanning Needs To Spice It Up

July 8th, 2016

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I know in the past I’ve said that Elle Fanning has hottie potential, but if she ever wants to actually live up to it, someone’s going to have to teach her the rules. Because everyone knows if you’re going to go out running errands with the paparazzi, you’re supposed to be wearing short shorts, leggings, or at the very least, a pair of tight jeans. I mean, that’s just Hot Nobody 101: the tighter the clothing, the more attention you get. Oh well. Clearly Elle’s still got a lot to learn about this business.

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Elle Fanning V Magazine Pictures

June 22nd, 2016

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Since Elle Fanning is playing a model in her new movie, I guess someone decided it would be “fun” and “clever” to get her to model for a fashion magazine. But then they went and ruined it by getting all artsy with the pictures. It’s like they don’t even know what high-fashion modeling is all about: giving perverts like you and me a raging pants fire via the Internet. Shame.

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