Yesterday, I was pretty sure that Martha Hunt was my new favorite Victoria’s Secret model. But then I came across this new photoshoot from Elsa Hosk and now I’m starting to think actually maybe Elsa’s my new favorite. Turns out, I’m highly impressionable. Show me a hottie in lingerie and I instantly lose the ability to think about anything else. Or keep my pants around my waist. It’s a problem.
Stella Maxwell, Josephine Skriver, Sara Sampaio, Elsa Hosk, Lily Donaldson, Jasmine Tookes & Martha Hunt Assume Positions
I’ve never heard of 10 Magazine before, but they just became my new #1 favorite fashion mag after this. Because somehow they managed to get a ton of hot models together in lingerie for a photoshoot for their Spring/Summer issue: Stella Maxwell, Josephine Skriver, Sara Sampaio, Elsa Hosk, Lily Donaldson, Jasmine Tookes and Martha Hunt. And if there’s one thing I love more than one lingerie model, it’s a whole bunch of them. Enjoy!
Elsa Hosk is amazing. Being a veteran Victoria’s Secret model she is now in her peak and I have a feeling that she may only have a few more years left. So let’s enjoy her as much as we can. Here is her latest VS spread.
I know a lot of the other so-called “celebrity” blogs are probably writing about the Oscar nominations today or some other lame crap like that. But not me. See, I’m focused on sticking to the important issues. Like reminding you all just how good Victoria’s Secret hottie Elsa Hosk looks in lingerie. Now that’s something actually worth celebrating. Enjoy!
Wait a minute. I thought that now that Christmas was over, that meant those lame LOVE Advent videos were done too. Isn’t that how an advent calendar normally works? But I guess not, because we just got two more videos. One’s from smoking hot, real supermodel Elsa Hosk, the other’s from “healthy” “sexy” “supermodel” Ashley Graham. I’ll give you one guess whose video is actually worth watching.
It’s time for another round of my favorite game, “Can you guess which of these things is not like the others?” I’ll even give you a hint: there’s five hot women in swimsuits at the beach here, Elsa Hosk, Emily Ratajkowski, Hailey Baldwin, Rose Bertram and Bella Hadid. But only one of them is a real supermodel. And if you said Elsa, congratulations! You can still tell the difference. Even though the modeling industry apparently can’t anymore.
Between that Barbara Palvin shoot yesterday and now this one from Elsa Hosk, I’m pretty sure lui just became my new #1 favorite magazine. So what if I’ve never read a single issue? When the pictures are this good, you don’t even need articles. Playboy could really learn a thing or two from these guys. Yow!
In case you’re still reeling from last night’s crazy election, here’s something to (hopefully) help you get the taste out of your mouth and put a fire back into your pants: some behind-the-scenes pictures of Elsa Hosk doing a lingerie fitting for Victoria’s Secret. Unfortunately, they just have her trying on the clothes, not changing out of them, but hey, at least it’s something, right?
I was all set to complain about the fact that once again, Victoria’s Secret brought a trio of hotties out to celebrate the launch of some new lingerie collection and once again, they forgot to get them actually modeling the product for the cameras instead of just holding it up. But I guess these shots of Lily Aldridge, Elsa Hosk and Stella Maxwell getting frisky with each other are already hot enough. And I’m pretty sure adding lingerie to this three-way fantasy would’ve blown my pants clear off. So on second thought, it’s probably safer this way. Enjoy.
I’m no meteorologist, but I’m 99% sure that the purpose of wind is to blow up hotties’ skirts. And the conditions were looking perfect for a major wardrobe malfunction in New York yesterday. The paparazzi were in position and everything. Unfortunately, Elsa Hosk managed to stop it, but on the plus side, as least we got a solid leg show out of it. So enjoy. And here’s hoping it’s a very windy week.
According to my sources, the 2016 CFDA Fashion Awards were held in New York last night. And obviously, I don’t know (or care) much about fashion, but I do care about models, and a whole bunch of hotties showed up to the event. Including Irina Shayk, Emily Ratajkowski, Adriana Lima, Jasmine Tookes, Alessandra Ambrosio, Elsa Hosk, Jessica Hart, Martha Hunt, Heidi Klum, Daniela Lopez Osorio, Olivia Culpo, Karlie Kloss, and Shanina Shaik. It was like a who’s who of women I drool over on a daily basis. I’m pretty sure I need to invest in one of those salad bar guards to put over my keyboard after this. Enjoy.
I know I like to rag on the paparazzi sometimes and call them just a bunch of professional perverts with zoom lenses. But every once in a while, they manage to get into position for some pretty great shots. Like these ones of Victoria’s Secret hottie Elsa Hosk doing a photoshoot on those gymnast rings. See, that’s the thing about good photography — it’s all about being in the right place at the right time. And anywhere with this good a view of Elsa’s sweet booty is definitely the right place. Well done, everyone.