ARCHIVES

Elsa Hosk Shows Ashley Graham What A Real Model Looks Like

December 27th, 2016

Wait a minute. I thought that now that Christmas was over, that meant those lame LOVE Advent videos were done too. Isn’t that how an advent calendar normally works? But I guess not, because we just got two more videos. One’s from smoking hot, real supermodel Elsa Hosk, the other’s from “healthy” “sexy” “supermodel” Ashley Graham. I’ll give you one guess whose video is actually worth watching.

Ashley Graham Ashley Graham

Can You Pick The Real Model In This Picture?

December 13th, 2016

It’s time for another round of my favorite game, “Can you guess which of these things is not like the others?” I’ll even give you a hint: there’s five hot women in swimsuits at the beach here, Elsa Hosk, Emily Ratajkowski, Hailey Baldwin, Rose Bertram and Bella Hadid. But only one of them is a real supermodel. And if you said Elsa, congratulations! You can still tell the difference. Even though the modeling industry apparently can’t anymore.

Media Stars Do Nothing Media Stars Do Nothing Media Stars Do Nothing Media Stars Do Nothing
Media Stars Do Nothing Media Stars Do Nothing

Elsa Hosk Is Working It For VS

November 9th, 2016

Elsa Hosk

In case you’re still reeling from last night’s crazy election, here’s something to (hopefully) help you get the taste out of your mouth and put a fire back into your pants: some behind-the-scenes pictures of Elsa Hosk doing a lingerie fitting for Victoria’s Secret. Unfortunately, they just have her trying on the clothes, not changing out of them, but hey, at least it’s something, right?

» view all 11 photos

Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures
Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures
Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures
Elsa Hosk Pictures

Lily Aldridge, Elsa Hosk And Stella Maxwell’s Sexy Softcore Lesbo Show

July 27th, 2016

I was all set to complain about the fact that once again, Victoria’s Secret brought a trio of hotties out to celebrate the launch of some new lingerie collection and once again, they forgot to get them actually modeling the product for the cameras instead of just holding it up. But I guess these shots of Lily Aldridge, Elsa Hosk and Stella Maxwell getting frisky with each other are already hot enough. And I’m pretty sure adding lingerie to this three-way fantasy would’ve blown my pants clear off. So on second thought, it’s probably safer this way. Enjoy.

» view all 11 photos

Lily Aldridge Elsa Hosk Stella Maxwell Lily Aldridge Elsa Hosk Stella Maxwell Lily Aldridge Elsa Hosk Stella Maxwell Lily Aldridge Elsa Hosk Stella Maxwell
Lily Aldridge Elsa Hosk Stella Maxwell Lily Aldridge Elsa Hosk Stella Maxwell Lily Aldridge Elsa Hosk Stella Maxwell Lily Aldridge Elsa Hosk Stella Maxwell Lily Aldridge Elsa Hosk Stella Maxwell
Lily Aldridge Elsa Hosk Stella Maxwell

Photos: WENN.com

Elsa Hosk Vs. Wind

June 14th, 2016

Elsa Hosk

I’m no meteorologist, but I’m 99% sure that the purpose of wind is to blow up hotties’ skirts. And the conditions were looking perfect for a major wardrobe malfunction in New York yesterday. The paparazzi were in position and everything. Unfortunately, Elsa Hosk managed to stop it, but on the plus side, as least we got a solid leg show out of it. So enjoy. And here’s hoping it’s a very windy week.

Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures
Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures

Photos: WENN.com

Supermodels And Instagram Models Do The 2016 CFDA Fashion Awards

June 7th, 2016

According to my sources, the 2016 CFDA Fashion Awards were held in New York last night. And obviously, I don’t know (or care) much about fashion, but I do care about models, and a whole bunch of hotties showed up to the event. Including Irina Shayk, Emily Ratajkowski, Adriana Lima, Jasmine Tookes, Alessandra Ambrosio, Elsa Hosk, Jessica Hart, Martha Hunt, Heidi Klum, Daniela Lopez Osorio, Olivia Culpo, Karlie Kloss, and Shanina Shaik. It was like a who’s who of women I drool over on a daily basis. I’m pretty sure I need to invest in one of those salad bar guards to put over my keyboard after this. Enjoy.

» view all 18 photos

 2016 CFDA Fashion Awards  2016 CFDA Fashion Awards  2016 CFDA Fashion Awards  2016 CFDA Fashion Awards  2016 CFDA Fashion Awards
 2016 CFDA Fashion Awards  2016 CFDA Fashion Awards  2016 CFDA Fashion Awards  2016 CFDA Fashion Awards  2016 CFDA Fashion Awards

Photos: WENN.com

Elsa Hosk’s Booty Pump!

May 5th, 2016

Elsa Hosk

I know I like to rag on the paparazzi sometimes and call them just a bunch of professional perverts with zoom lenses. But every once in a while, they manage to get into position for some pretty great shots. Like these ones of Victoria’s Secret hottie Elsa Hosk doing a photoshoot on those gymnast rings. See, that’s the thing about good photography — it’s all about being in the right place at the right time. And anywhere with this good a view of Elsa’s sweet booty is definitely the right place. Well done, everyone.

» view all 12 photos

Elsa Hosk Elsa Hosk Elsa Hosk Elsa Hosk
Elsa Hosk Elsa Hosk Elsa Hosk
Elsa Hosk Elsa Hosk Elsa Hosk

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Elsa Hosk’s Naked Goodness

April 25th, 2016

Elsa Hosk

Good news: I just came across an awesome photoshoot that Victoria’s Secret hottie Elsa Hosk did for somebody called Mirage Magazine. Now, the bad news is I had to break out those dreaded black censored bars, because for some reason, my advertisers don’t realize that if the pictures are in this classy black-and-white, it’s not porn, it’s considered “fine art.” And yes, that technically does make you an art aficionado. Congratulations! Now, go put on your monocles and enjoy.

Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures
Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures

Elsa Hosk, Martha Hunt, Sara Sampaio, Romee Strijd, Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes And Taylor Hill Make A Great Group!

April 21st, 2016

Like I always say, the only thing better than one smoking hot supermodel is a whole bunch of them. So, with that in mind, here’s almost every Victoria Secret model I can name in one seriously amazing beach photoshoot. I counted Elsa Hosk, Martha Hunt, Sara Sampaio, Romee Strijd, Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes and Taylor Hill, before I ran out of fingers. My hands are otherwise occupied at the moment… With typing, that is. Get your minds out of the gutter.

Vs Models Vs Models Vs Models Vs Models
Vs Models Vs Models Vs Models
Vs Models Vs Models

Elsa Hosk Is Topless For VS

April 14th, 2016

Elsa Hosk

I know I like to talk up my ability to find new hotties for us all to drool over, but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due: Victoria’s Secret has discovered some of the hottest models in the business over the years. And Elsa Hosk here is one of them. She may not be as big a name as some of their other Angels, but if she keeps doing photoshoots this blisteringly hot, that’s not going to last long. Enjoy.

» view all 14 photos

         
Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures
Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures Elsa Hosk Pictures

Martha Hunt, Elsa Hosk And Taylor Hill Make A Great Threesome

April 13th, 2016

Martha Hunt Elsa Hosk Taylor Hill

Victoria’s Secret held another one of their hottie-filled events in New York to launch their new Bralette Collection, and right about now’s the part when I complain about how just inviting Angels like Martha Hunt, Elsa Hosk and Taylor Hill to pose next to the product isn’t enough. They should’ve gotten them wearing it too. But it looks like Taylor actually might have. I can only assume that since she’s still new to the Angels, no one told her the drill yet. Which is great news for us. Unfortunately, she forgot to remember to not wear a shirt over it, but that’s OK. Like I said, she’s still new.

» view all 11 photos

Martha Hunt Elsa Hosk Taylor Hill Martha Hunt Elsa Hosk Taylor Hill Martha Hunt Elsa Hosk Taylor Hill Martha Hunt Elsa Hosk Taylor Hill Martha Hunt Elsa Hosk Taylor Hill
Martha Hunt Elsa Hosk Taylor Hill Martha Hunt Elsa Hosk Taylor Hill Martha Hunt Elsa Hosk Taylor Hill Martha Hunt Elsa Hosk Taylor Hill Martha Hunt Elsa Hosk Taylor Hill

Photos: WENN.com

< previous