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Elsa Hosk’s Naked Goodness

April 25th, 2016

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Good news: I just came across an awesome photoshoot that Victoria’s Secret hottie Elsa Hosk did for somebody called Mirage Magazine. Now, the bad news is I had to break out those dreaded black censored bars, because for some reason, my advertisers don’t realize that if the pictures are in this classy black-and-white, it’s not porn, it’s considered “fine art.” And yes, that technically does make you an art aficionado. Congratulations! Now, go put on your monocles and enjoy.

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Elsa Hosk, Martha Hunt, Sara Sampaio, Romee Strijd, Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes And Taylor Hill Make A Great Group!

April 21st, 2016

Like I always say, the only thing better than one smoking hot supermodel is a whole bunch of them. So, with that in mind, here’s almost every Victoria Secret model I can name in one seriously amazing beach photoshoot. I counted Elsa Hosk, Martha Hunt, Sara Sampaio, Romee Strijd, Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes and Taylor Hill, before I ran out of fingers. My hands are otherwise occupied at the moment… With typing, that is. Get your minds out of the gutter.

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Elsa Hosk Is Topless For VS

April 14th, 2016

Elsa Hosk

I know I like to talk up my ability to find new hotties for us all to drool over, but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due: Victoria’s Secret has discovered some of the hottest models in the business over the years. And Elsa Hosk here is one of them. She may not be as big a name as some of their other Angels, but if she keeps doing photoshoots this blisteringly hot, that’s not going to last long. Enjoy.

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Martha Hunt, Elsa Hosk And Taylor Hill Make A Great Threesome

April 13th, 2016

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Victoria’s Secret held another one of their hottie-filled events in New York to launch their new Bralette Collection, and right about now’s the part when I complain about how just inviting Angels like Martha Hunt, Elsa Hosk and Taylor Hill to pose next to the product isn’t enough. They should’ve gotten them wearing it too. But it looks like Taylor actually might have. I can only assume that since she’s still new to the Angels, no one told her the drill yet. Which is great news for us. Unfortunately, she forgot to remember to not wear a shirt over it, but that’s OK. Like I said, she’s still new.

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Elsa Hosk Works Her Booty At The Beach

March 1st, 2016

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I guess Victoria’s Secret must be shooting their new catalogue or something right now, because we’ve been getting a lot of behind-the-scenes beach hotness from their models so far this week. And our latest pants fire comes to us courtesy of Elsa Hosk. So here’s hoping Victoria’s Secret keeps these shoots coming, because it may not be summer out there just yet, but it sure feels like it in my pants right now. Last I checked, we’re at 80 degrees and climbing fast. Yow.

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Jasmine Tookes and Elsa Hosk Want More More

February 10th, 2016

Jasmine Tookes and Elsa Hosk

Victoria’s Secret did that thing I hate again — you know, the one where they get a pair of red-hot supermodels to show up at a store for a photo op, only they forget to make them actually wear the merchandise instead of just posing awkwardly with it. Luckily, Jasmine Tookes and Elsa Hosk are hot enough to make up for it, but I’m sure I wasn’t the only one hoping they’d be revealing a lot more than just their “Valentine’s Day Gift Picks” here.

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Maxim Magazine Is Now A Female Publication-Featuring Elsa Hosk

January 25th, 2016

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I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news… It looks like Maxim Magazine is now a women’s mag. I think they must have been bought out or something. Because judging from the latest issue, they’re no longer catering to men. Or at least, to real men who like sexy girls. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Elsa Hosk is hot. But with Playboy no longer doing nudity and Maxim no longer doing sexy photoshoots, it looks like men will just have to resort to using the Internet to get their fix… Like they have been for the last 15 years.

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Real Models Elsa Hosk and Monika Jagaciak Work It Good

October 26th, 2015

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I know I’ve been complaining about fake “models” a lot lately, so I figured I’d help remind you all what a couple of real models look like. So here’s Elsa Hosk and Monika Jagaciak doing a sexy new photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret, riding around on a bicycle and shopping cart in skintight spandex. The only thing that’s missing here is these two legit models riding a blogger. But maybe they’re saving that for the next shoot. Fingers crossed.

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Elsa Hosk And Jac Jagaciak Make A Great Pair

October 23rd, 2015

Elsa Hosk and Jac Jagaciak

It’s Friday, which means the end of another work week. And there’s no better way to celebrate that than with pictures of a smoking hot supermodel in skintight spandex. Or in this case, two of them: Elsa Hosk and Jac Jagaciak. So enjoy the beach photoshoot from the two Victoria’s Secret hotties, because these two have got legs for days. Or at least enough to last you through the weekend.

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Elsa Hosk’s Sexy Leg Show

August 4th, 2015

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As you all know, I’m a sucker for a leggy model, so here’s Victoria’s Secret hottie Elsa Hosk out in New York, proving she can look just as hot walking down the sidewalk as she does on the runway. But if you ask me, the true test is whether she can look this hot walking down the stairs to my mom’s basement. No one’s successfully done it yet, mostly because no model’s ever tried. But hey, that just means Elsa could be the first, right? Call me!

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Elsa Hosk And Friends Work It For Victoria’s Secret

July 29th, 2015

Because the only thing better than one Victoria’s Secret Angel looking white hot for the cameras is 10 of them, here’s Elsa Hosk and the rest of the new Angels launching the all-new Body by Victoria Campaign in New York. In addition to Elsa, we’ve got Lais Ribeiro, Martha Hunt, Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell, Taylor Hill, Romee Strijd, Jac Jagaciak, Kate Grigorieva, and Jasmine Tookes. And I’m not even going to complain that every single one of them forgot to wear lingerie. Because seeing all this hotness concentrated in one place is already kind of overwhelming, but add lingerie to the mix, and I’m pretty sure my pants region would’ve just spontaneously combusted. Enjoy.

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Elsa Hosk And Romee Strijd Make A Great Pair

February 24th, 2015

Elsa Hosk and Romee Strijd

Because the only thing better than one Victoria’s Secret hottie is two of them, here’s Elsa Hosk and my latest discovery Romee Strijd getting some food in between takes while shooting their new commercial. And I think this might just be the craziest fantasy we’ve had on the site to date. I mean, I’ve got no problems fantasizing about two super-hot Victoria’s Secret models hanging out in robes together, but eating lunch? Even I’m having a tough time believing that part.

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Elsa Hosk Will Blow Your Mind

February 19th, 2015

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I know I make fun of them sometimes (OK, a lot of the time), but no joke: thank God for paparazzi with zoom lenses. Because thanks to them, we’re able to get this pants-melting sneak peek at Elsa Hosk‘s latest bikini shoot for Victoria’s Secret. I’m pretty sure Elsa’s attempting the classic Jessica Alba bikini pose in these shots, only I think she might have finally found a way to make the pose even better. So I take back everything I ever said about the paps. Whoever shot this deserves a Congressional Medal of Honor or something for their contributions to society.

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2015 amfAR New York Pictures

February 12th, 2015

According to my sources, the 2015 amfAR Gala was held last night, and while I wasn’t invited, it looks like pretty much every single hottie in New York was. Because here’s Karlie KlossHeidi Klum, Paris Hilton, Naomi Campbell, Coco Rocha, Ivanka Trump, Hailey Baldwin, Lindsay Ellingson, Lais Ribeiro, Elsa Hosk, Isabeli Fontana, Josephine Skriver, Shanina Shaik, Ginta Lapina, Allie Rizzo, Camila Alves, and Alexandra Richards all doing their part for charity. And I don’t know about you guys, but it’s making me want to make a big donation. What? At least I’d be reaching into my pants for a good cause for once.

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