Here’s an early Christmas present for all you perverts out there: former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Emily Didonato in a new lingerie photoshoot. And you know, I think this might be the first time I’ve ever seen Emily modeling something other than a bikini. Turns out, she looks just as good in lingerie. Who knew?
The good news: Sports Illustrated keeps throwing hottie-filled parties for the launch of their 2016 Swimsuit Issue; this time, it was a BBQ at some hotel in Miami. And Erin Heatherton, Gigi Hadid, Lily Aldridge, Hailey Clauson, Chrissy Teigen, Hannah Ferguson, Tanya Mityushina, Kate Bock, Emily DiDonato, Kelly Rohrbach, Chanel Iman, Sofia Resing, Hannah Davis, Nina Agdal, Samantha Hoopes, Bo Krsmanovic, and Barbara Palvin all showed up. Except once again, nobody wore a bikini. Or body paint. Or even a one piece! I’m pretty sure they’re just screwing with me at this point. And I don’t appreciate it.
Sports Illustrated threw a big party to celebrate their 2016 Swimsuit Issue last night, and invited a whole bunch of serious hotties. Including Bo Krsmanovic, Kelly Rohrbach, Irina Shayk, Hannah Davis, Samantha Hoopes, Chanel Iman, Hannah Ferguson, Barbara Palvin, Lily Aldridge, Hailey Clauson, Erin Heatherton, Nina Agdal, Kate Bock, Tanya Mityushina, Megan Williams, Kyra Santoro, Emily DiDonato, and Daniela Lopez Osorio. The only problem? You know, besides the fact that they didn’t also invite me and the Little Tuna? That they didn’t make it a pool party instead. Now that really would’ve taken this night to the next level…
In case you missed it, today’s one of my favorite holidays of the year. No, I’m not talking about President’s Day. Today’s the day Sports Illustrated officially releases the pictures from their 2016 Swimsuit Issue. And here’s a few of my favorites from hotties Hannah Ferguson, Barbara Palvin, Chanel Iman, Nina Agdal, Kate Bock, Samantha Hoopes, Gigi Hadid, Tanya Mityushina, Erin Heatherton, Rose Bertram, Kelly Rohrbach, Irina Shayk, Bo Krsmanovic, Lily Aldridge, Emily DiDonato. If you ask me, Hannah should’ve gotten the cover just based on that killer split. Yow! Now that’s something actually worth celebrating. Sorry, George Washington.
Turns out I’m not the only one out there who subscribes to the philosophy that the only thing better than one hottie is multiple hotties. Because according to my sources, Elle Winter, Olivia Culpo, Nina Agdal, Nina Dobrev, and Emily Didonato all also showed up to the People StyleWatch x Revolve Fall Fashion Party. I guess my invitation must’ve gotten lost in the mail?
I take back all the bad things I’ve ever said about men’s magazines not doing hot enough photoshoots, because SI model Emily DiDonato posed for Maxim‘s August issue, and it’s such a scorcher, I’m going to have to spend the rest of the day taking cold showers just to cool back down. Enjoy.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Emily DiDonato in anything other than a bikini before, but turns out she cleans up pretty nice, judging from this latest sexy photoshoot of hers. I also never realized she had such a crazy eyes thing going on before, but again, it’s the bikini factor. It makes me unable to pay attention to anything else. Hmm, maybe I’d better go back into the archives and see what else I might’ve missed. This could take a while.
It seems like I always forget where I know Emily DiDonato from, it’s hard to keep all the hot models I post straight. Hell, I already have a hard enough time remembering my own name when I see girls this drop-dead sexy. Anyway, according to my files, supposedly Emily’s a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. But I’m pretty sure I have to update that to make her a future ex-wife after this latest beach shoot she did. Because if I don’t, I’m sure somebody else will.
I always have a tough time keeping track of all the Sports Illustrated models out there, probably because they keep adding more each year, and they’re all hot enough to make my brain shut down every time I see them in a bikini. You’d think as a professional bikini blogger, I’d be used to it by now. But as soon as I came across this spread Emily DiDonato did for H&M, I lost the ability to both form complete sentences and keep my pants on. Weird, right? The people at that Starbucks I just got kicked out of thought so too.
Here’s Sports Illustrated model Emily DiDonato doing one of my favorite photoshoots of the year so far: a Baywatch-themed shoot. Now I know Emily isn’t as talented in the front meat department as Pamela Anderson, but if you ask me, she still fills out the red suit pretty well. There’s just two things this shoot is missing that keep it from being perfect: some slow-mo video to go along with it, and Emily giving me mouth-to-mouth.
Because the only thing better than one swimsuit model is six of them, here’s a good half-dozen of this year’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit models celebrating the new Swimsuit Issue at Caesars Palace in Vegas. There’s Alyssa Miller, Cintia Dicker, Emily DiDonato, Genevieve Morton, Jessica Gomes, and Nina Agdal. I hope the place took odds on how many bachelor parties struck out with these six throughout the night. I’d take the over.