I take back all the bad things I’ve ever said about men’s magazines not doing hot enough photoshoots, because SI model Emily DiDonato posed for Maxim‘s August issue, and it’s such a scorcher, I’m going to have to spend the rest of the day taking cold showers just to cool back down. Enjoy.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Emily DiDonato in anything other than a bikini before, but turns out she cleans up pretty nice, judging from this latest sexy photoshoot of hers. I also never realized she had such a crazy eyes thing going on before, but again, it’s the bikini factor. It makes me unable to pay attention to anything else. Hmm, maybe I’d better go back into the archives and see what else I might’ve missed. This could take a while.
It seems like I always forget where I know Emily DiDonato from, it’s hard to keep all the hot models I post straight. Hell, I already have a hard enough time remembering my own name when I see girls this drop-dead sexy. Anyway, according to my files, supposedly Emily’s a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. But I’m pretty sure I have to update that to make her a future ex-wife after this latest beach shoot she did. Because if I don’t, I’m sure somebody else will.
I always have a tough time keeping track of all the Sports Illustrated models out there, probably because they keep adding more each year, and they’re all hot enough to make my brain shut down every time I see them in a bikini. You’d think as a professional bikini blogger, I’d be used to it by now. But as soon as I came across this spread Emily DiDonato did for H&M, I lost the ability to both form complete sentences and keep my pants on. Weird, right? The people at that Starbucks I just got kicked out of thought so too.
Here’s Sports Illustrated model Emily DiDonato doing one of my favorite photoshoots of the year so far: a Baywatch-themed shoot. Now I know Emily isn’t as talented in the front meat department as Pamela Anderson, but if you ask me, she still fills out the red suit pretty well. There’s just two things this shoot is missing that keep it from being perfect: some slow-mo video to go along with it, and Emily giving me mouth-to-mouth.
Because the only thing better than one swimsuit model is six of them, here’s a good half-dozen of this year’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit models celebrating the new Swimsuit Issue at Caesars Palace in Vegas. There’s Alyssa Miller, Cintia Dicker, Emily DiDonato, Genevieve Morton, Jessica Gomes, and Nina Agdal. I hope the place took odds on how many bachelor parties struck out with these six throughout the night. I’d take the over.