Maybe it’s the fact that I spend most of my day with my nose pressed up against my computer screen and it’s slowly frying my brain cells, but I always seem to have trouble remembering who Emily Osment is and why she’s famous. But seeing her in her bra in this latest photoshoot finally jogged my memory: I’m pretty she’s famous because she’s willing to bust out that cleavage of hers for photoshoots and red carpets, so then I keep doing posts on her. Phew. Glad we got that all cleared up.

Usually when I do a post on Emily Osment, I have a little trouble remembering why she’s famous, but not this time. That’s right, I remember exactly what Emily’s big break was: giving yours truly a serious pants fire the first time she busted out that A-list cleavage of hers. It’s a major moment in any young hottie’s career, and now here she is busting out again at the red carpet premiere for some lame web series. I take full credit, obviously.

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I always forget who Emily Osment is or why she’s famous, but before you blame years of spending 8 hour days on the Internet for ruining my memory and attention span, the real culprit here is actually Emily’s cleavage. See, all it takes is just one look, and I’m incapable of caring about anything else. Now, where was I? Oh right, enjoy these shots of Emily at the Maleficent premiere, or don’t. Frankly, I’m good either way.

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I know it’s part of my job to know who Emily Osment is, but I’m guessing it’s probably not part of yours to sit around and look at celebrity T&A all day. Because that’s my job. Anyway, here’s Emily and her pushed-up cleavage at the Elysium world premiere, with a few nice booty shots thrown in for good measure. Oh, and she was in Hannah Montana or something. Happy now? I know I am.

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