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Emily Ratajkowski Did The Oscars Good

February 27th, 2017

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Judging from these latest Instagram shots, somebody out there was smart enough to invite Emily Ratajkowski and her A-list cleavage to the Oscars last night, even though she’s not actually a real actress or anything. And if you ask me, that’s a great call. In fact, we should all just go ahead and give Emily a standing invite to any/all major events from now on: awards shows, the Super Bowl, blogger pants parties. You name it.

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Emily Ratajkowski In A Little Bikini

February 22nd, 2017

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I’m pretty sure Emily Ratajkowski is the most successful Instagram model of all-time, but just in case it’s not official yet, I figure this latest round of bikini pictures probably ought to clinch it. And that’s the thing I love most about Emily: she knows what us perverts her fans want (AKA a never-ending string of bikini and/or lingerie shots), and she knows how to deliver. Enjoy.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Super Bowl Cleavage

February 7th, 2017

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I’m not trying to make you guys depressed or jealous or anything, but there’s at least two things in this throwback picture of Emily Ratajkowski at last year’s Super Bowl that 99.9% of us will never get to experience: 1) attending a Super Bowl and 2) getting within two feet of Emily’s perfect cleavage. Oh well. Better luck next year, I guess.

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Emily Ratajkowski Busts Out

February 1st, 2017

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In case anyone out there’s still wondering how Emily Ratajkowski became the most famous Instagram model of all-time, here’s one of her latest updates. See, not only does Emily have A-list cleavage, she’s also willing to show it off on a daily basis. And that’s pretty much all you need. Like I keep to trying to tell you guys, it’s really not all that complicated. Enjoy!

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Moving Me

January 23rd, 2017

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Personally, I still like Emily Ratajkowski best when she’s just hanging out, taking it easy, and posting lingerie videos on social media or walking a cute pooch in nothing but lingerie. You know, just normal, everyday stuff. But every once in a while, I guess she’s gotta pay the bills, so she does an actual photoshoot, like this one for the February issue of Vogue Spain. And according to my sources, that lingerie dog-walking picture is part of some DKNY commercial Emily was shooting, so I take it back. I guess I love watching Emily work too.

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Emily Ratajkowski Works It On Instagram

January 18th, 2017

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In case any of you out there were still wondering how Emily Ratajkowski managed to break the 10 million follower mark on Instagram, I think this video she just posted ought to give you a pretty good idea. It’s just a few seconds of her feeling herself in lingerie while listening to Nicki Minaj’s “Feeling Myself,” but it’s already been watched over 3 million times. And I’m pretty sure I’m responsible for at least 500,000 of those views.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Bikini Instagram Goodness

January 5th, 2017

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Now that Emily Ratajkowski‘s reached over 10 million Instagram followers, she’s officially at another level of Instagram-famous. And I’m glad to see she’s taking that responsibility seriously by continuing to post smoking hot bikini pictures like the one above. I always knew Emily would make an amazing professional Instagram hottie someday. Next, she needs to start treating it like a full-time job though, because a bikini picture a day might have flown when she only had a couple million followers, but expectations are higher now. Especially from me and the Little Tuna.

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“Dorky” Emily Ratajkowski Thanks Her 10 000 000 Fans

December 29th, 2016

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I don’t know about you guys, but I always think it’s hilarious when stone-cold hotties think that just because they put on a pair of glasses, all of a sudden that makes them a nerd or something. Like it instantly erases their perfect bodies or amazing funbags. Anyway, here’s self-proclaimed “dork” Emily Ratajkowski celebrating getting to 10 million followers on Instagram by doing the same thing that got her all those followers in the first place: getting naked. Well, mostly naked, anyway. She’s still wearing those glasses. What a loser.

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Emily Ratajkowski Naked On Instagram

December 26th, 2016

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All you young ladies trying to get followers on Instagram, let Emily Ratajkowski be your guide. Study and copy everything she does and hope one day that some douche pop artist puts you naked in a music video. After that, you will never have to work another day in your life. You’re welcome.

         
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Can You Pick The Real Model In This Picture?

December 13th, 2016

It’s time for another round of my favorite game, “Can you guess which of these things is not like the others?” I’ll even give you a hint: there’s five hot women in swimsuits at the beach here, Elsa Hosk, Emily Ratajkowski, Hailey Baldwin, Rose Bertram and Bella Hadid. But only one of them is a real supermodel. And if you said Elsa, congratulations! You can still tell the difference. Even though the modeling industry apparently can’t anymore.

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Instagram Models Bella Hadid And Emily Ratajkowsk Are Hard Workers!

December 12th, 2016

Here are Bella Hadid and Emily Ratajkowsk using their social media power to help promote each other to gain more followers. They are both under 10 million so joining forces makes perfect sense. As you know, the more followers you have the more money you can command when selling teeth whitening solutions or coffee scrubs. Anyway, back to business. Yes, they look like d-list models who I would love to take to Mc Donald’s for a happy meal, but would never have a chance to.

         
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Mood Is Slutty Lingerie

December 9th, 2016

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The funniest thing about Instagram models are their captions when they post. Today’s Emily Ratajkowski caption is “Mood 1 and 2”. Whatever that means. I guess she tryig to tell her followers that if you are 7 on 10 and hotter, wear slutty clothes and post it on social media, you never have to work a day in your life. Deep!

         
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Emily Ratajkowski Does The Instagram Model Lingerie Show

December 7th, 2016

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You know how all those Samsung phones started catching on fire a while back and they had to do that big recall? Well, I think I might have finally uncovered the reason: I think it probably had something to do with guys looking at Emily Ratajkowski‘s Instagram. Because I don’t know about you dudes, but I’m definitely overheating right now. They might have to recall my sweatpants pretty soon too.

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