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Emily Ratajkowski Should Stick To Instagram

September 19th, 2016

I don’t know how Emily Ratajkowski managed to get invited to the Emmys last night, but I bet whoever asked her definitely wasn’t expecting her to show up with that supermodel cleavage of hers all covered up. I know you guys think I’m just being mean, but this is why I keep saying Emily should stop trying to pretend to be a serious “actress” and just stick to professional Instagram modeling. It’s way less disappointing for all of us.

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Emily Ratajkowski Knows How To Dress

September 12th, 2016

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I started following Emily Ratajkowski’s Snapchat and on the first day, she snapped these gems. Damn, that is one dress that I’d like to remove with my mouth. I could probably undress her in two seconds, but I would take my time and spend hours slowly removing that flimsy dress.

         
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty On Instagram

September 7th, 2016

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I know I like to make fun of these so-called professional Instagram models, but here’s one of my all-time favorites Emily Ratajkowski hard at work in a few new bikini pictures. And after seeing these, I’d like to apply to be Emily’s personal wedgie picker. What? If being a professional Insta-hottie can be a real job, professional wedgie assistant should be too. It’s only fair.

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Models “Love” Target Fashion

September 7th, 2016

Here’s a whole bunch of professional hotties at some Target-sponsored launch party for New York Fashion Week: Emily Ratajkowski, Chanel Iman, Hilary Rhoda, Joan Smalls, Kendall Jenner, and Nicole Trunfio. Because everyone knows smoking hot supermodels definitely shop at Target and don’t just get all their clothes for free from designers and companies to wear on Instagram, right? Whatever, I’m willing to go along with it and pretend as long as they are.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Insta Booty Gap

August 29th, 2016

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You know how last time I did a post on Emily Ratajkowski, I said she wasn’t made to wear clothes? Well, here’s proof. Here’s a few of the supermodel hottie’s latest Instagram pics that prove once and for all that Emily should be wearing a bikini 24/7. Unless she wants to mix things up with lingerie or nothing at all every once in a while. That works too. Enjoy.

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Emily Ratajkowski Doesn’t Belong In Clothes

August 24th, 2016

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Out of all the Insta-hotties turned professional supermodels, I’ve always liked Emily Ratajkowski. She’s probably the only one that’s actually got any real talent. But here she is in a new cover shoot for some magazine I’ve never heard of before called California Style, and I’ve got to say, I still like Emily a whole lot better as a bikini model than a fashion model. Some people just weren’t made to wear clothes.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Nice Sideboob In A Swimsuit

August 22nd, 2016

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Because there’s no better way to kick off another work week than with some supermodel sideboob, here’s a great new picture Emily Ratajkowski posted on Instagram, that I just happened to find while, uh, “researching” for today’s posts. Yeah, that’s it… Anyway, stop asking questions and just enjoy the supermodel hotness.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Gives A Sweet Booty Show

July 21st, 2016

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Here’s my favorite Instagram model Emily Ratajkowski doing some real modeling in a new bikini shoot, and it’s just further proof that Emily’s one of the few Insta-hotties out there who actually has the skills to make it as a real supermodel. AKA, she’s hot enough to make my pants blow off all by themselves. Or at least that’s what I plan on telling the cops when they come forcibly remove me from this Starbucks for “indecent exposure.”

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Emily Ratajkowski Nude In Harper’s Bazaar

July 8th, 2016

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So my favorite Instagram model Emily Ratajkowski stripped down for the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar, and maybe it’s just me, but I don’t really get it. I guess her being naked on a horse is some kind of commentary on… something? But either way, I think it’s pretty clear that they should’ve had Emily riding a blogger instead. That way at least one of them could’ve enjoyed the photoshoot.

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Emily Ratajkowski And Her Mom Have Natural Talents

June 24th, 2016

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Here’s my favorite Instagram model Emily Ratajkowski doing what she does best: taking selfies in a bikini and giving us all a serious pants fire. P.S. According to my sources, that’s her mom with her in the second picture, so I guess now we know where Emily gets her natural “talents” from.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Jiggle!

June 14th, 2016

In case you’ve ever wondered why I was so disappointed when Emily Ratajkowski decided to give up on her promising Instagram modeling career to try to become an actress, just check out the video below. It’s only a few seconds long, but it’s hands down the best movie I’ve seen all year. If they gave out Oscars for shaking your booty, Emily would be a shoo-in. Enjoy.

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Supermodels And Instagram Models Do The 2016 CFDA Fashion Awards

June 7th, 2016

According to my sources, the 2016 CFDA Fashion Awards were held in New York last night. And obviously, I don’t know (or care) much about fashion, but I do care about models, and a whole bunch of hotties showed up to the event. Including Irina Shayk, Emily Ratajkowski, Adriana Lima, Jasmine Tookes, Alessandra Ambrosio, Elsa Hosk, Jessica Hart, Martha Hunt, Heidi Klum, Daniela Lopez Osorio, Olivia Culpo, Karlie Kloss, and Shanina Shaik. It was like a who’s who of women I drool over on a daily basis. I’m pretty sure I need to invest in one of those salad bar guards to put over my keyboard after this. Enjoy.

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Instagram Model Emily Ratajkowski Works It

May 25th, 2016

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Out of all the hot wannabes in Hollywood (and trust me, there are tons of them), I’m pretty sure Emily Ratajkowski is my favorite. Because unlike so many of her fellow hotties and professional Instagram models, Emily’s actually got real talent. And before you ask, yes, the ability to give me an instantaneous pants fire via the Internet definitely qualifies as a “talent.” Now enjoy.

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