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Emily Ratajkowski Is Working Her Instagram Hard!

August 15th, 2017

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Like I said the other day, I’m surprised Emily Ratajkowski is still playing the social media game and not married to some billionaire. She better hurry up and snag one because she is now 26, and in hot chick years, that is way up there. We should all pray for her. There is nothing sadder than a hot chick at 30, still showing her tits on the web.

         
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Emily Ratajkowski Will Blow Your Pants Off

August 9th, 2017

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Don’t let the fact that Emily Ratajkowski‘s got a billion Instagram followers fool you. She’s still a real working supermodel in addition to being an Insta-pants fire. And here she is doing a new fall campaign for DL1961, which according to my sources is some kind of jeans company. Which is funny, because with photoshoots like this, I could’ve sworn they sold fire extinguishers or giant buckets of ice. Go figure.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Sweet Underboob

August 3rd, 2017

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I know Emily Ratajkowski is probably a little too famous to technically be considered a professional Instagram model, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t a total pro when it comes to posting pictures of her funbags on social media. So you guys go ahead and enjoy Emily’s hard work. And it’s good to know that if this whole supermodel thing doesn’t work out, she’s always got another gig to fall back on.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Boobage In Allure Magazine

July 18th, 2017

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I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that most of you perverts probably don’t have a subscription to Allure Magazine. But don’t worry, I’ll help spare you the embarrassment of pretending you’re buying it for “your girlfriend,” just so you can ogle the latest photoshoot from their August cover girl and five-alarm pants fire Emily Ratajkowski. Now you can spend your lunch break locking yourself in your work bathroom with your phone and pretending you ate bad sushi instead. You’re welcome.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty On Display

June 27th, 2017

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Looks like Emily Ratajkowski is still hard at work taking a bikini vacation on someone else’s yacht. And apparently they even let her bring a few friends along. Anyway, I can’t really tell how hot any of them are, partly because my eyes are shot from all these years of blogging, and partly because I can’t take them off Emily’s perfect booty. Either way though, I’m not complaining. Enjoy.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Is Hard At Work

June 23rd, 2017

I probably don’t need to tell you guys that Emily Ratajkowski has a pretty tough life, constantly posting bikini pictures on social media while traveling the world pretending to be an actress/model and pretending to pay attention while rich dudes try to impress her or invite her out on their yacht. So I’m glad to see she took a little time off to take a vacation from all that hard work and just relax and post more bikini pictures on social media. She earned it.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Topless Jiggle

June 14th, 2017

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If you guys want to see Emily Ratajkowski dancing around topless — and if I know my readers, I’m guessing that’s pretty high up on most of your wish lists — well, just go and re-watch the “Blurred Lines” video for the millionth time, because it’s still got these GIFs beat. But if you’re looking to see Emily dancing topless without getting kicked out of your place of work/classroom/a crowded subway train, then you’re definitely going to want to check these out. Enjoy.


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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Tease

June 12th, 2017

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I know it’s not “technically” summer for another week or two, but as far as I’m concerned, we’ve already got the first unofficial signs of summer right here: a brand new set of Emily Ratajkowski bikini pictures and beach selfies on Instagram. Because I don’t know about you guys, but the temperature in my pants region just jumped a good 50 degrees. Yow.

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Emily Ratajkowski Could Use My Hands

June 5th, 2017

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Here’s Emily Ratajkowski getting dirty over the weekend with a few friends. And you know, I’ve been doing posts on Emily long enough now that I like to think we’re friends. OK, so yes, I know we’ve never actually met and/or talked, but I’m willing to pretend she’s a real “actress” whenever she does a movie. And if that doesn’t make me a good friend, I don’t know what would. So next time she needs a hand (or two), just call me. I’d do anything for my friends. Especially if it involves grabbing a handful of Emily Ratajkowski’s sweet booty.

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Emily Ratajkowski Topless Goodness

May 31st, 2017

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I don’t know how you guys spent your Memorial Day weekend, but after creeping researching Emily Ratajkowski‘s Instagram, I can tell you with 100% confidence that it wasn’t half as good as the lucky bastards that got to party with Emily in a bikini. And honestly, I don’t get it, how come when I try to invite hotties over for a pool party, they all turn me down? Do you think it has something to do with my Speedo, or the fact that all I’ve got is a kiddie pool in my mom’s front yard? We may never know.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Awesome Booty

May 26th, 2017

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Apparently, Emily Ratajkowski said she was having “Cannes FOMO” when she posted these latest topless selfies of hers on Instagram, and normally, I’d make fun of her for being a wannabe actress or something like that. But honestly, I can sympathize. Because I definitely know how Emily’s feeling. That’s why I’m always refreshing her Instagram feed. I’ve got FOMO when it comes to missing one of her new booty and/or topless shots. It’s probably my biggest fear. Well, that and a clown riding a shark. Now that’s scary.

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Emily Ratajkowski Topless Is How She Belongs

May 18th, 2017

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According to my sources, the Cannes Film Festival kicked off last night, and for some reason because she’s totally a serious actress now and not just another Insta-wannabe, Emily Ratajkowski is there. And honestly, I don’t really care what Emily was doing there. As long as she shows up topless, I bet she gets invited wherever she wants. I know she’s got a standing invite to Tuna HQ.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty On A Boat

May 17th, 2017

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You know, I realized something the other day: I spend so much time focusing on Emily Ratajkowski and her perfect funbags on this site, that sometimes I forget to focus on the rest of her body too. Including that killer booty of hers. But luckily, Emily made sure to remind me what I’ve been missing out on with her latest Instagram posts. And me and the Little Tuna received the message loud and clear. Yow.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Topless Goodness

May 9th, 2017

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I’m not sure who that is behind Emily Ratajkowski in her latest topless selfie, but I’m pretty sure this was probably taken during some photoshoot and not just during the world’s greatest pajama party. And I know you guys probably think my job is pretty great, considering I get to sit around in sweatpants 24/7, but trust me, anyone who spends their workday within 5 feet of a topless Emily Ratajkowski definitely has me beat.

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