You know how last time I did a post on Emily Ratajkowski, I said she wasn’t made to wear clothes? Well, here’s proof. Here’s a few of the supermodel hottie’s latest Instagram pics that prove once and for all that Emily should be wearing a bikini 24/7. Unless she wants to mix things up with lingerie or nothing at all every once in a while. That works too. Enjoy.
Out of all the Insta-hotties turned professional supermodels, I’ve always liked Emily Ratajkowski. She’s probably the only one that’s actually got any real talent. But here she is in a new cover shoot for some magazine I’ve never heard of before called California Style, and I’ve got to say, I still like Emily a whole lot better as a bikini model than a fashion model. Some people just weren’t made to wear clothes.
Because there’s no better way to kick off another work week than with some supermodel sideboob, here’s a great new picture Emily Ratajkowski posted on Instagram, that I just happened to find while, uh, “researching” for today’s posts. Yeah, that’s it… Anyway, stop asking questions and just enjoy the supermodel hotness.
Here’s my favorite Instagram model Emily Ratajkowski doing some real modeling in a new bikini shoot, and it’s just further proof that Emily’s one of the few Insta-hotties out there who actually has the skills to make it as a real supermodel. AKA, she’s hot enough to make my pants blow off all by themselves. Or at least that’s what I plan on telling the cops when they come forcibly remove me from this Starbucks for “indecent exposure.”
So my favorite Instagram model Emily Ratajkowski stripped down for the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar, and maybe it’s just me, but I don’t really get it. I guess her being naked on a horse is some kind of commentary on… something? But either way, I think it’s pretty clear that they should’ve had Emily riding a blogger instead. That way at least one of them could’ve enjoyed the photoshoot.
Here’s my favorite Instagram model Emily Ratajkowski doing what she does best: taking selfies in a bikini and giving us all a serious pants fire. P.S. According to my sources, that’s her mom with her in the second picture, so I guess now we know where Emily gets her natural “talents” from.
In case you’ve ever wondered why I was so disappointed when Emily Ratajkowski decided to give up on her promising Instagram modeling career to try to become an actress, just check out the video below. It’s only a few seconds long, but it’s hands down the best movie I’ve seen all year. If they gave out Oscars for shaking your booty, Emily would be a shoo-in. Enjoy.
According to my sources, the 2016 CFDA Fashion Awards were held in New York last night. And obviously, I don’t know (or care) much about fashion, but I do care about models, and a whole bunch of hotties showed up to the event. Including Irina Shayk, Emily Ratajkowski, Adriana Lima, Jasmine Tookes, Alessandra Ambrosio, Elsa Hosk, Jessica Hart, Martha Hunt, Heidi Klum, Daniela Lopez Osorio, Olivia Culpo, Karlie Kloss, and Shanina Shaik. It was like a who’s who of women I drool over on a daily basis. I’m pretty sure I need to invest in one of those salad bar guards to put over my keyboard after this. Enjoy.
I don’t know about you guys, but personally, I’m glad to see that Emily Ratajkowski seems to have finally given up on that ridiculous acting career of hers to get back to what she’s best at: posing in lingerie for awesome photoshoots like this. It’s the same reason I made a career out of writing lame dick jokes. It’s important to stick to your strengths. So enjoy.
Out of all the hot wannabes in Hollywood (and trust me, there are tons of them), I’m pretty sure Emily Ratajkowski is my favorite. Because unlike so many of her fellow hotties and professional Instagram models, Emily’s actually got real talent. And before you ask, yes, the ability to give me an instantaneous pants fire via the Internet definitely qualifies as a “talent.” Now enjoy.
Here’s Emily Ratajkowski heading into some lunch event hosted by Glamour Magazine, and we already know how these mags Photoshop the hell out of their covers, but is it just me or are the paps doing the same thing? Maybe my eyes are just shot from all those years spent with my nose pressed up against my computer screen, but Emily’s skin is looking weirdly smoothed out. Guess I’d better go back into the archives to compare. I should probably start with the bikini pictures. Or maybe the topless ones. Wherever she’s showing the most skin.
So in case you didn’t hear, the world’s most famous porn star Kim Kardashian just released her latest topless selfie. And normally that wouldn’t be breaking news, since I’m pretty sure she’s contractually obligated to send out one a month, only this time she enlisted a real hottie to join her, A-list Instagram model Emily Ratajkowski. And here’s the caption Emily posted it with: “We are more than just our bodies, but that doesn’t mean we have to be shamed for them or our sexuality.” Now that’s real feminism! And these two have my full support. Or at least Emily, anyway. Sorry, Kim’s still gross.
The more pictures we get of other wannabe models and “celebrities” and actresses, the more I like Emily Ratajkowski. Because unlike the Bella Hadids and Charlotte McKinneys of the world, Emily’s actually got real talent. And OK fine, by “talent” I mean, the ability to give me a serious pants fire in 10 seconds flat. But hey, that’s not easy. Normally it takes like 30 seconds, minimum.
I know I do a lot of posts on professional Instagram models and wannabes on this site, but for my money, Emily Ratajkowski‘s hands down one of the best of the bunch. Because while all those other hot chicks out there are busy trying to use Instagram to land modeling gigs or rich boyfriends or convince their friends/family/followers that they’re actually a real model, Emily’s simply giving her followers what they really want: pictures of her looking smoking hot in a bikini. More, please.