I don’t pay much attention to the news, because it usually doesn’t involve stories about hotties in bikinis and/or lingerie, but apparently Emily Ratajkowski is catching flak for that spaghetti lingerie video she did for LOVE because it’s not feminist enough or some BS like that? That’s total crap, if you ask me. Emily can roll around in lingerie in whatever foods she wants! Anyway, I guess she put out a statement saying she can be a feminist and still do sexy photoshoots. And I totally agree. The sexy photoshoots are definitely the priority here.
So I guess now we know where those pictures of Emily Ratajkowski rolling around in pasta were from: that lame hottie advent calendar video series from LOVE. Anyway, I’d mostly stopped sharing these things, but, uh, this one is actually working for me for once. Remind me to invite Emily over for a meal sometime. She looks like a great dinner guest. Yow.
If you’ve got a thing for hot supermodels rolling around in spaghetti, congratulations, your weird, oddly-specific fetish is finally paying off. And if not, well, these shots are still Emily Ratajkowski in lingerie, pasta or no pasta. And that’s definitely something we all can enjoy.
I guess Emily Ratajkowski is still busy enjoying that beach vacation of hers, and thanks to these pictures, us perverts can too. I was going to say that, at this rate, I hope she never goes back to work, but I’m pretty sure this technically counts as work for a professional Instagram model like Emily. So nevermind. Enjoy!
While the rest of you bums were busy celebrating Thanksgiving and Black Friday and Cyber Monday and Shopping Sunday or whatever, Emily Ratajkowski here has been working extra hard. And she’s back at it again today with another round of bikini goodness. In fact, it’s so good, I think we should make this a new holiday: Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty GIFs Tuesday. Someone run it by Hallmark.
I don’t know how you dudes spent your Thanksgiving weekend, but unless you’re the lucky bastard behind the camera for one of these shots, I guarantee it wasn’t as good as it could’ve been. I’ve got a lot of life goals — date a Victoria’s Secret model (or just motorboat one), move out of my mom’s basement, etc. — but taking a
bikini vacation work trip with Emily Ratajkowski is definitely high up on that list.
I know you guys probably spent yesterday stuffing yourself with turkey and watching football, and now you’ve got the day off to go shop for half-price crap at Walmart, but when you’re a professional journalist like me, your job is too important to take time off. (Stop laughing.) And the same goes for when you’re a professional hot nobody like Emily Ratajkowski here. So if you’re still looking for something to be thankful for, how about Emily’s perfect booty? Enjoy!
I have to apologize to you guys for something. See, last time I did a post on Emily Ratajkowski, I said that she was a better Instagram model than professional supermodel. But I just came across this bikini photoshoot she did, and I’m ready to admit I was 100% wrong. Just as soon as I can put out this five-alarm pants fire. …This could take a while. Wow!
With all the time Emily Ratajkowski spends shaking that perfect booty of hers on Instagram (or Snapchat), sometimes I forget she’s actually a real working supermodel too. So here’s a couple shots of Emily hard at work doing some real modeling, and then a couple of her doing some Instagram modeling too, because let’s be honest, those are usually way hotter anyways. Enjoy!
I know in the past I’ve questioned how come Emily Ratajkowski has so many Instagram followers. Last I checked, she was up over 15 million. But I think I’m finally starting to get it. I mean, sure, she’s not the only professional Insta-hottie out there with a nice booty, but this is some grade-A Internet content. So enjoy.
As you guys probably know, I love Halloween. It’s basically blogger Christmas, with all the hotties and wannabe celebs dressing up even sl%ttier than usual. Anyway, here’s one of the world’s top
supermodels Instagram models Emily Ratajkowski dressed up as what I’m pretty sure is Bella Thorne. The nipple tape and neon wig combo is kind of a dead giveaway. And I’ve got to say, this is a great look for Emily. She should really consider trying it out the other 364 days of the year.
I don’t know if this is a wig, or if Emily Ratajkowski actually went ahead and cut most of her hair off, and I’m sure I could probably figure it out with a little closer inspection. Problem is, I’ve already got my nose pressed up against my computer screen, but I’m having a little trouble scrolling all the way up to Emily’s hair. For some reason, I keep getting sidetracked between her stomach and her shoulders… Oh well. I’m sure I’ll get there eventually.
I don’t know who this lucky bastard is in this video that’s getting to put his (or her) filthy mitts all over Emily Ratajkowski‘s perfect booty, but I do know this: if there is such a thing as re-incarnation, then I want to come back at that person’s hand in my next life. Damn!