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Emily Ratajkowski’s Cleavage Show

April 24th, 2017

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I’m a little confused by this photoshoot Emily Ratajkowski did for the May issue of some French mag called L’Officiel (whatever that is). I thought French people were supposed to be way more cool with nudity than North Amercians, but for some reason, we’ve just got pictures of Emily fully clothed. And… hugging a sad old dude and holding up a bag of money? I guess it must be some kind of artistic statement or something, but personally, I think Emily’s funbags are statement enough. Maybe that’s just me.

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Emily Ratajkowski Works It Real Good

April 17th, 2017

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Because no holiday weekend would be complete without new pictures of Emily Ratajkowski showing off her booty (and/or bikini body), here’s a quick update from everyone’s favorite professional Instagram model: she went to Coachella and looked super hot doing it. Big surprise, right? Anyway, since I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing), I decided I’d go ahead and add on one of her photoshoots to this post too. That way, everybody goes home happy. Especially the Little Tuna. Enjoy.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Boobie Grab

April 13th, 2017

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I know a lot of you guys out there think I have the best job in the world, considering I get to write nonsense about hotties in lingerie all day in between naps. And I used to think that too. But then I saw this picture of Emily Ratajkowski‘s personal funbag assistant. And trust me, I’d trade 10 years’ worth of naps for an hour working that job. Hell, even 30, 45 seconds would do.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Social Media Booty Show

April 6th, 2017

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I know sometimes I like to make fun of Emily Ratajkowski and point out that no matter how many Instagram followers she gets, she’s really just another hot nobody with a killer body who lucked into a gig as an A-list supermodel. But then I see her latest round of Insta-bikini pictures and I immediately forgot about all that. Or how to open my mouth without drooling. Or how to keep my pants around my waist. So you guys enjoy these, while I go try to sort that out.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Social Booty Hotness

April 4th, 2017

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I don’t want to call Emily Ratajkowski overrated, because she’s been responsible for giving me more pants fires than I can count over the years. But I do find it funny that she somehow went from getting naked in a Robin Thicke video to world-famous model. See ladies? Dreams do come true. Now, who wants to be in a music video? I don’t have a song yet, but I’m sure I can always just “borrow” some Marvin Gaye tune too.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s “Dork Alert” In A Bikini

March 27th, 2017

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It’s funny when an Instagram model, who is a solid 7 with a 10 body snaps “Dork Alert” as if she really believes that. Clearly, Emily Ratajkowski hasn’t been around many dorks in her lifetime. I think it’s time she heads to a comic convention and learns what average dorks look and act like. She should call this dork, I’d be her date!

         
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Emily Ratajkowski Roughing It

March 23rd, 2017

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Emily Ratajkowski is one of those models who is just popular because she got naked in a very racy music video, but I wonder where she’d be if that video never happened? Probably Playboy Cyber girl. Anyway, here are her latest Instagram posts and Snaps. Enjoy.

         
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Emily Ratajkowski Works The Streets For DKNY

March 14th, 2017

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Remember how a while back I posted those paparazzi pictures of Emily Ratajkowski taking a cute pooch for a walk in nothing but lingerie? Yeah, so apparently it turns out that was for some new DKNY commercial, and not just something Emily does on a daily basis to brighten the lives of her fellow New Yorkers. But that said, I’ve got the finished ad for you guys below, and there’s even a bonus lingerie photoshoot to go with it. Enjoy.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Cleavage Bikini Show

March 13th, 2017

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I’ve got some good news: looks like Emily Ratajkowski‘s bikini vacation is still going strong. Because she posted a bunch of new pictures on Snapchat over the weekend. And in even better news, I’ve got them all for you below. And best of all? These ones won’t disappear a few seconds after you click on them. I figure you’ve got a full 30, 45 seconds, at least. So, enjoy.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Impressive Boobage In A Bikini

March 10th, 2017

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One of my favorite things about Emily Ratajkowski is how she always seems to show up in a bikini at least once a week. Well, that and those massive chesticles of hers, but the two kind of go together, if you ask me. Anyway, here’s Emily at the beach again sharing another round of bikini pictures. And personally, I think these are her best ones yet since last time. Enjoy!

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Emily Ratajkowski Did The Oscars Good

February 27th, 2017

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Judging from these latest Instagram shots, somebody out there was smart enough to invite Emily Ratajkowski and her A-list cleavage to the Oscars last night, even though she’s not actually a real actress or anything. And if you ask me, that’s a great call. In fact, we should all just go ahead and give Emily a standing invite to any/all major events from now on: awards shows, the Super Bowl, blogger pants parties. You name it.

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Emily Ratajkowski In A Little Bikini

February 22nd, 2017

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I’m pretty sure Emily Ratajkowski is the most successful Instagram model of all-time, but just in case it’s not official yet, I figure this latest round of bikini pictures probably ought to clinch it. And that’s the thing I love most about Emily: she knows what us perverts her fans want (AKA a never-ending string of bikini and/or lingerie shots), and she knows how to deliver. Enjoy.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Super Bowl Cleavage

February 7th, 2017

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I’m not trying to make you guys depressed or jealous or anything, but there’s at least two things in this throwback picture of Emily Ratajkowski at last year’s Super Bowl that 99.9% of us will never get to experience: 1) attending a Super Bowl and 2) getting within two feet of Emily’s perfect cleavage. Oh well. Better luck next year, I guess.

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Emily Ratajkowski Busts Out

February 1st, 2017

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In case anyone out there’s still wondering how Emily Ratajkowski became the most famous Instagram model of all-time, here’s one of her latest updates. See, not only does Emily have A-list cleavage, she’s also willing to show it off on a daily basis. And that’s pretty much all you need. Like I keep to trying to tell you guys, it’s really not all that complicated. Enjoy!

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