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Emily Ratajkowski Will Blow Your Pants Off

November 17th, 2017

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I have to apologize to you guys for something. See, last time I did a post on Emily Ratajkowski, I said that she was a better Instagram model than professional supermodel. But I just came across this bikini photoshoot she did, and I’m ready to admit I was 100% wrong. Just as soon as I can put out this five-alarm pants fire. …This could take a while. Wow!

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Magnificent Booty

November 9th, 2017

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I know in the past I’ve questioned how come Emily Ratajkowski has so many Instagram followers. Last I checked, she was up over 15 million. But I think I’m finally starting to get it. I mean, sure, she’s not the only professional Insta-hottie out there with a nice booty, but this is some grade-A Internet content. So enjoy.


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Emily Ratajkowski’s Awesome Booty Tease

October 24th, 2017

I don’t know who this lucky bastard is in this video that’s getting to put his (or her) filthy mitts all over Emily Ratajkowski‘s perfect booty, but I do know this: if there is such a thing as re-incarnation, then I want to come back at that person’s hand in my next life. Damn!

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Emily Ratajkowski Works Her Booty On Social Media

August 21st, 2017

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So, unless you didn’t hear from everyone on the news or your Facebook feed or wherever, there’s going to be a solar eclipse this afternoon and you’re not supposed to stare directly into it, otherwise you’ll “go blind” and “burn your retinas” or blah blah blah. But forget all that for now, because I’m here to warn you about something way more dangerous: these new pictures of Emily Ratajkowski‘s booty. You have to be careful not to stare directly at them for too long, otherwise I’m being told it could cause permanent damage to your pants region. So if you want to be able to enjoy these safely, here’s directions for how to make a pinhole camera. And don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Sweet Underboob

August 3rd, 2017

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I know Emily Ratajkowski is probably a little too famous to technically be considered a professional Instagram model, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t a total pro when it comes to posting pictures of her funbags on social media. So you guys go ahead and enjoy Emily’s hard work. And it’s good to know that if this whole supermodel thing doesn’t work out, she’s always got another gig to fall back on.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty On Display

June 27th, 2017

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Looks like Emily Ratajkowski is still hard at work taking a bikini vacation on someone else’s yacht. And apparently they even let her bring a few friends along. Anyway, I can’t really tell how hot any of them are, partly because my eyes are shot from all these years of blogging, and partly because I can’t take them off Emily’s perfect booty. Either way though, I’m not complaining. Enjoy.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Is Hard At Work

June 23rd, 2017

I probably don’t need to tell you guys that Emily Ratajkowski has a pretty tough life, constantly posting bikini pictures on social media while traveling the world pretending to be an actress/model and pretending to pay attention while rich dudes try to impress her or invite her out on their yacht. So I’m glad to see she took a little time off to take a vacation from all that hard work and just relax and post more bikini pictures on social media. She earned it.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Tease

June 12th, 2017

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I know it’s not “technically” summer for another week or two, but as far as I’m concerned, we’ve already got the first unofficial signs of summer right here: a brand new set of Emily Ratajkowski bikini pictures and beach selfies on Instagram. Because I don’t know about you guys, but the temperature in my pants region just jumped a good 50 degrees. Yow.

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Emily Ratajkowski Could Use My Hands

June 5th, 2017

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Here’s Emily Ratajkowski getting dirty over the weekend with a few friends. And you know, I’ve been doing posts on Emily long enough now that I like to think we’re friends. OK, so yes, I know we’ve never actually met and/or talked, but I’m willing to pretend she’s a real “actress” whenever she does a movie. And if that doesn’t make me a good friend, I don’t know what would. So next time she needs a hand (or two), just call me. I’d do anything for my friends. Especially if it involves grabbing a handful of Emily Ratajkowski’s sweet booty.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Awesome Booty

May 26th, 2017

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Apparently, Emily Ratajkowski said she was having “Cannes FOMO” when she posted these latest topless selfies of hers on Instagram, and normally, I’d make fun of her for being a wannabe actress or something like that. But honestly, I can sympathize. Because I definitely know how Emily’s feeling. That’s why I’m always refreshing her Instagram feed. I’ve got FOMO when it comes to missing one of her new booty and/or topless shots. It’s probably my biggest fear. Well, that and a clown riding a shark. Now that’s scary.

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