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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Show

January 22nd, 2018

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First, it was Miley Cyrus. Then Bella Thorne. Then every Insta-wannabe and hot nobody within a 300 mile radius of LA was trying to do the tongue action thing. But if you want to see how a real pro does it, just check out Emily Ratajkowski here. This is practically a tongue action masterclass. So I hope all you ladies out there are paying attention. I know I am. Yow!


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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Is Amazing!

December 26th, 2017

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This year I had a pretty lousy Christmas. I didn’t receive one good gift. I got socks, underwear and a scarf. I asked my family to chip in and buy me a Bitcoin, but they were too cheap. Anyway, these pics of Emily Ratajkowski and her booty are by far the best gift anyone could give someone. And had I bought 200 Bitcoins back in the day like my friend suggested I do, I could own that ass now.

         
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Messy Food Fun

December 1st, 2017

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If you’ve got a thing for hot supermodels rolling around in spaghetti, congratulations, your weird, oddly-specific fetish is finally paying off. And if not, well, these shots are still Emily Ratajkowski in lingerie, pasta or no pasta. And that’s definitely something we all can enjoy.

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Causing Major Pantfires

November 28th, 2017

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While the rest of you bums were busy celebrating Thanksgiving and Black Friday and Cyber Monday and Shopping Sunday or whatever, Emily Ratajkowski here has been working extra hard. And she’s back at it again today with another round of bikini goodness. In fact, it’s so good, I think we should make this a new holiday: Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty GIFs Tuesday. Someone run it by Hallmark.



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Emily Ratajkowski Really Works Her Booty Hard

November 24th, 2017

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I know you guys probably spent yesterday stuffing yourself with turkey and watching football, and now you’ve got the day off to go shop for half-price crap at Walmart, but when you’re a professional journalist like me, your job is too important to take time off. (Stop laughing.) And the same goes for when you’re a professional hot nobody like Emily Ratajkowski here. So if you’re still looking for something to be thankful for, how about Emily’s perfect booty? Enjoy!

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Emily Ratajkowski Will Blow Your Pants Off

November 17th, 2017

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I have to apologize to you guys for something. See, last time I did a post on Emily Ratajkowski, I said that she was a better Instagram model than professional supermodel. But I just came across this bikini photoshoot she did, and I’m ready to admit I was 100% wrong. Just as soon as I can put out this five-alarm pants fire. …This could take a while. Wow!

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Magnificent Booty

November 9th, 2017

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I know in the past I’ve questioned how come Emily Ratajkowski has so many Instagram followers. Last I checked, she was up over 15 million. But I think I’m finally starting to get it. I mean, sure, she’s not the only professional Insta-hottie out there with a nice booty, but this is some grade-A Internet content. So enjoy.


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Emily Ratajkowski’s Awesome Booty Tease

October 24th, 2017

I don’t know who this lucky bastard is in this video that’s getting to put his (or her) filthy mitts all over Emily Ratajkowski‘s perfect booty, but I do know this: if there is such a thing as re-incarnation, then I want to come back at that person’s hand in my next life. Damn!

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Emily Ratajkowski Works Her Booty On Social Media

August 21st, 2017

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So, unless you didn’t hear from everyone on the news or your Facebook feed or wherever, there’s going to be a solar eclipse this afternoon and you’re not supposed to stare directly into it, otherwise you’ll “go blind” and “burn your retinas” or blah blah blah. But forget all that for now, because I’m here to warn you about something way more dangerous: these new pictures of Emily Ratajkowski‘s booty. You have to be careful not to stare directly at them for too long, otherwise I’m being told it could cause permanent damage to your pants region. So if you want to be able to enjoy these safely, here’s directions for how to make a pinhole camera. And don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Sweet Underboob

August 3rd, 2017

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I know Emily Ratajkowski is probably a little too famous to technically be considered a professional Instagram model, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t a total pro when it comes to posting pictures of her funbags on social media. So you guys go ahead and enjoy Emily’s hard work. And it’s good to know that if this whole supermodel thing doesn’t work out, she’s always got another gig to fall back on.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty On Display

June 27th, 2017

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Looks like Emily Ratajkowski is still hard at work taking a bikini vacation on someone else’s yacht. And apparently they even let her bring a few friends along. Anyway, I can’t really tell how hot any of them are, partly because my eyes are shot from all these years of blogging, and partly because I can’t take them off Emily’s perfect booty. Either way though, I’m not complaining. Enjoy.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Is Hard At Work

June 23rd, 2017

I probably don’t need to tell you guys that Emily Ratajkowski has a pretty tough life, constantly posting bikini pictures on social media while traveling the world pretending to be an actress/model and pretending to pay attention while rich dudes try to impress her or invite her out on their yacht. So I’m glad to see she took a little time off to take a vacation from all that hard work and just relax and post more bikini pictures on social media. She earned it.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Tease

June 12th, 2017

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I know it’s not “technically” summer for another week or two, but as far as I’m concerned, we’ve already got the first unofficial signs of summer right here: a brand new set of Emily Ratajkowski bikini pictures and beach selfies on Instagram. Because I don’t know about you guys, but the temperature in my pants region just jumped a good 50 degrees. Yow.

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