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Emily Ratajkowski’s Hotness Is On Fire

December 27th, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski never fails to disappoint. I think she might be one of the best at working her hotness on social media, but she better hurry up and find a sugar daddy because she is 26 and her career as a top piece of ass is nearing the end. Sure she may get a few more years, but new blood is out there so she better make bank fast before it’s too late.

         
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Is Amazing!

December 26th, 2017

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This year I had a pretty lousy Christmas. I didn’t receive one good gift. I got socks, underwear and a scarf. I asked my family to chip in and buy me a Bitcoin, but they were too cheap. Anyway, these pics of Emily Ratajkowski and her booty are by far the best gift anyone could give someone. And had I bought 200 Bitcoins back in the day like my friend suggested I do, I could own that ass now.

         
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Emily Ratajkowski Is Causing Major Pantfires

November 28th, 2017

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While the rest of you bums were busy celebrating Thanksgiving and Black Friday and Cyber Monday and Shopping Sunday or whatever, Emily Ratajkowski here has been working extra hard. And she’s back at it again today with another round of bikini goodness. In fact, it’s so good, I think we should make this a new holiday: Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty GIFs Tuesday. Someone run it by Hallmark.



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Emily Ratajkowski Really Works Her Booty Hard

November 24th, 2017

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I know you guys probably spent yesterday stuffing yourself with turkey and watching football, and now you’ve got the day off to go shop for half-price crap at Walmart, but when you’re a professional journalist like me, your job is too important to take time off. (Stop laughing.) And the same goes for when you’re a professional hot nobody like Emily Ratajkowski here. So if you’re still looking for something to be thankful for, how about Emily’s perfect booty? Enjoy!

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Emily Ratajkowski Will Blow Your Pants Off

November 17th, 2017

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I have to apologize to you guys for something. See, last time I did a post on Emily Ratajkowski, I said that she was a better Instagram model than professional supermodel. But I just came across this bikini photoshoot she did, and I’m ready to admit I was 100% wrong. Just as soon as I can put out this five-alarm pants fire. …This could take a while. Wow!

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Magnificent Booty

November 9th, 2017

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I know in the past I’ve questioned how come Emily Ratajkowski has so many Instagram followers. Last I checked, she was up over 15 million. But I think I’m finally starting to get it. I mean, sure, she’s not the only professional Insta-hottie out there with a nice booty, but this is some grade-A Internet content. So enjoy.


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Emily Ratajkowski’s Awesome Booty Tease

October 24th, 2017

I don’t know who this lucky bastard is in this video that’s getting to put his (or her) filthy mitts all over Emily Ratajkowski‘s perfect booty, but I do know this: if there is such a thing as re-incarnation, then I want to come back at that person’s hand in my next life. Damn!

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Boringly Hot

September 1st, 2017

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I’m getting really bored with Emily Ratajkowski. She needs to step up her Instagram and Snapchat game. She is 26-years-old and that is like 60 when it comes to social media standards. Look at her just standing around being hot. Lame. Emily, those boobs aren’t going to squeeze themselves. Get to work lady.

         
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Emily Ratajkowski Is Working Her Instagram Hard!

August 15th, 2017

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Like I said the other day, I’m surprised Emily Ratajkowski is still playing the social media game and not married to some billionaire. She better hurry up and snag one because she is now 26, and in hot chick years, that is way up there. We should all pray for her. There is nothing sadder than a hot chick at 30, still showing her tits on the web.

         
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Sweet Underboob

August 3rd, 2017

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I know Emily Ratajkowski is probably a little too famous to technically be considered a professional Instagram model, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t a total pro when it comes to posting pictures of her funbags on social media. So you guys go ahead and enjoy Emily’s hard work. And it’s good to know that if this whole supermodel thing doesn’t work out, she’s always got another gig to fall back on.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty On Display

June 27th, 2017

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Looks like Emily Ratajkowski is still hard at work taking a bikini vacation on someone else’s yacht. And apparently they even let her bring a few friends along. Anyway, I can’t really tell how hot any of them are, partly because my eyes are shot from all these years of blogging, and partly because I can’t take them off Emily’s perfect booty. Either way though, I’m not complaining. Enjoy.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Booty Is Hard At Work

June 23rd, 2017

I probably don’t need to tell you guys that Emily Ratajkowski has a pretty tough life, constantly posting bikini pictures on social media while traveling the world pretending to be an actress/model and pretending to pay attention while rich dudes try to impress her or invite her out on their yacht. So I’m glad to see she took a little time off to take a vacation from all that hard work and just relax and post more bikini pictures on social media. She earned it.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Awesome Booty

May 26th, 2017

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Apparently, Emily Ratajkowski said she was having “Cannes FOMO” when she posted these latest topless selfies of hers on Instagram, and normally, I’d make fun of her for being a wannabe actress or something like that. But honestly, I can sympathize. Because I definitely know how Emily’s feeling. That’s why I’m always refreshing her Instagram feed. I’ve got FOMO when it comes to missing one of her new booty and/or topless shots. It’s probably my biggest fear. Well, that and a clown riding a shark. Now that’s scary.

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