I have to apologize to you guys for something. See, last time I did a post on Emily Ratajkowski, I said that she was a better Instagram model than professional supermodel. But I just came across this bikini photoshoot she did, and I’m ready to admit I was 100% wrong. Just as soon as I can put out this five-alarm pants fire. …This could take a while. Wow!
I know in the past I’ve questioned how come Emily Ratajkowski has so many Instagram followers. Last I checked, she was up over 15 million. But I think I’m finally starting to get it. I mean, sure, she’s not the only professional Insta-hottie out there with a nice booty, but this is some grade-A Internet content. So enjoy.
So, unless you didn’t hear from everyone on the news or your Facebook feed or wherever, there’s going to be a solar eclipse this afternoon and you’re not supposed to stare directly into it, otherwise you’ll “go blind” and “burn your retinas” or blah blah blah. But forget all that for now, because I’m here to warn you about something way more dangerous: these new pictures of Emily Ratajkowski‘s booty. You have to be careful not to stare directly at them for too long, otherwise I’m being told it could cause permanent damage to your pants region. So if you want to be able to enjoy these safely, here’s directions for how to make a pinhole camera. And don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Looks like Emily Ratajkowski is still hard at work taking a bikini vacation on someone else’s yacht. And apparently they even let her bring a few friends along. Anyway, I can’t really tell how hot any of them are, partly because my eyes are shot from all these years of blogging, and partly because I can’t take them off Emily’s perfect booty. Either way though, I’m not complaining. Enjoy.
Here’s Emily Ratajkowski getting dirty over the weekend with a few friends. And you know, I’ve been doing posts on Emily long enough now that I like to think we’re friends. OK, so yes, I know we’ve never actually met and/or talked, but I’m willing to pretend she’s a real “actress” whenever she does a movie. And if that doesn’t make me a good friend, I don’t know what would. So next time she needs a hand (or two), just call me. I’d do anything for my friends. Especially if it involves grabbing a handful of Emily Ratajkowski’s sweet booty.
Apparently, Emily Ratajkowski said she was having “Cannes FOMO” when she posted these latest topless selfies of hers on Instagram, and normally, I’d make fun of her for being a wannabe actress or something like that. But honestly, I can sympathize. Because I definitely know how Emily’s feeling. That’s why I’m always refreshing her Instagram feed. I’ve got FOMO when it comes to missing one of her new booty and/or topless shots. It’s probably my biggest fear. Well, that and a clown riding a shark. Now that’s scary.
You know, I realized something the other day: I spend so much time focusing on Emily Ratajkowski and her perfect funbags on this site, that sometimes I forget to focus on the rest of her body too. Including that killer booty of hers. But luckily, Emily made sure to remind me what I’ve been missing out on with her latest Instagram posts. And me and the Little Tuna received the message loud and clear. Yow.