Yes, once again it’s “The Queen of Instagram” Emily Ratajkowski doing her daily grind and posting hot pictures of herself in a bikini. I’ll never get tired of this. I just hope she keeps it going for another 3 years until she reaches 30. After that, she will need to retire because she will be too old for Little Tuna. Also, she’ll probably have a kid with some rich dude for financial security. So let’s enjoy the time we have left with her.
The “Queen of INstagram” Emily Ratajkowski never disappoints. Here are her latest pics and and a hot GIF to put a little led in Little Tuna’s pencil. I wonder if Emily spends her days thinking about her next Instagram pic? I mean how much planning goes into putting together a shot? These are things I need to know.
I always forget that Emily Ratajkowski is a real supermodel in addition to being a pants-meltingly hot Insta-model. But here she is combining both those gigs with some A+ lingerie Snapchat videos for some new DKNY social media campaign. And see, this is how you do #sponsored posts. This kind of talent is what makes Emily one of the greatest Insta-models of all time. I just hope all the rest of you Insta-wannabes out there are paying attention. I know I am.
First, it was Miley Cyrus. Then Bella Thorne. Then every Insta-wannabe and hot nobody within a 300 mile radius of LA was trying to do the tongue action thing. But if you want to see how a real pro does it, just check out Emily Ratajkowski here. This is practically a tongue action masterclass. So I hope all you ladies out there are paying attention. I know I am. Yow!
I don’t know who this lucky bastard is in this video that’s getting to put his (or her) filthy mitts all over Emily Ratajkowski‘s perfect booty, but I do know this: if there is such a thing as re-incarnation, then I want to come back at that person’s hand in my next life. Damn!
So, unless you didn’t hear from everyone on the news or your Facebook feed or wherever, there’s going to be a solar eclipse this afternoon and you’re not supposed to stare directly into it, otherwise you’ll “go blind” and “burn your retinas” or blah blah blah. But forget all that for now, because I’m here to warn you about something way more dangerous: these new pictures of Emily Ratajkowski‘s booty. You have to be careful not to stare directly at them for too long, otherwise I’m being told it could cause permanent damage to your pants region. So if you want to be able to enjoy these safely, here’s directions for how to make a pinhole camera. And don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Looks like Emily Ratajkowski is still hard at work taking a bikini vacation on someone else’s yacht. And apparently they even let her bring a few friends along. Anyway, I can’t really tell how hot any of them are, partly because my eyes are shot from all these years of blogging, and partly because I can’t take them off Emily’s perfect booty. Either way though, I’m not complaining. Enjoy.
I probably don’t need to tell you guys that Emily Ratajkowski has a pretty tough life, constantly posting bikini pictures on social media while traveling the world pretending to be an actress/model and pretending to pay attention while rich dudes try to impress her or invite her out on their yacht. So I’m glad to see she took a little time off to take a vacation from all that hard work and just relax and post more bikini pictures on social media. She earned it.
I know it’s not “technically” summer for another week or two, but as far as I’m concerned, we’ve already got the first unofficial signs of summer right here: a brand new set of Emily Ratajkowski bikini pictures and beach selfies on Instagram. Because I don’t know about you guys, but the temperature in my pants region just jumped a good 50 degrees. Yow.
Here’s Emily Ratajkowski getting dirty over the weekend with a few friends. And you know, I’ve been doing posts on Emily long enough now that I like to think we’re friends. OK, so yes, I know we’ve never actually met and/or talked, but I’m willing to pretend she’s a real “actress” whenever she does a movie. And if that doesn’t make me a good friend, I don’t know what would. So next time she needs a hand (or two), just call me. I’d do anything for my friends. Especially if it involves grabbing a handful of Emily Ratajkowski’s sweet booty.