Emily Ratajkowski is back and showing us that the hand bra is the newest and latest fashion trend. I can’t wait until it catches on here. Why spend money on a bra when clearly your hands are way more supportive and they don’t cost money? It’s brilliant.
Emily Ratajkowski has the perfect booty and she knows it. I know some of you like a little more junk in the trunk, but who wants to be walking side by side with a girl and their a$$ is bigger than yours? Unless you are 300 plus pounds and you have an ass the size of the titanic yourself. Anyway, enjoy the perfection.
Here is the hardest working Instagram model Emily Ratajkowski doing what she does best; modeling her tits and ass like it was a fashion show. Next time can she send me an invite to this event. I want front row seats! It’s by far the best fashion show of the year.
Friday a day ending in -y, so I figure that’s a good enough reason as any for me to post a few new pictures of everyone’s favorite professional Instagram star. So here’s Emily Ratajkowski doing what she does best: posting a topless selfie and giving me and the rest of her 17.2 million followers a five-alarm pants fire. Enjoy!
Remember those shots we had last week of some lucky bastard getting to rub his filthy mitts all over Emily Ratajkowski‘s perfect booty? Well, it looks like today we’ve got the photoshoot those pictures were taken from. And I’ve got to say, I know I was jealous before, but that guy actually did a pretty good job. Emily’s booty looks better than ever! Well done.
I’ve got to hand it to Italy. They know how to do things right. Whether it’s pasta or getting super-hot models topless. Because somehow their fashion mags do hotter photoshoots than any of our so-called “mens” magazines. Anyway, here’s Emily Ratajkowski on the cover of Vanity Fair Italy, and I don’t speak Italian, so I don’t know what any of it says. But luckily, these pictures speak for themselves. Yow!
I know I do a lot of posts on Emily Ratajkowski‘s very important Instagram work. But here’s the professional model doing her professional model thing in a brand-new photoshoot. I’m not sure what exactly she’s supposed to be modeling, but I’m 99% sure it’s a hand bra. And personally, I think it looks great on Emily. She should wear one all the time.
If you guys want to see Emily Ratajkowski dancing around topless — and if I know my readers, I’m guessing that’s pretty high up on most of your wish lists — well, just go and re-watch the “Blurred Lines” video for the millionth time, because it’s still got these GIFs beat. But if you’re looking to see Emily dancing topless without getting kicked out of your place of work/classroom/a crowded subway train, then you’re definitely going to want to check these out. Enjoy.
According to my sources, the Cannes Film Festival kicked off last night, and
for some reason because she’s totally a serious actress now and not just another Insta-wannabe, Emily Ratajkowski is there. And honestly, I don’t really care what Emily was doing there. As long as she shows up topless, I bet she gets invited wherever she wants. I know she’s got a standing invite to Tuna HQ.
OK, so I know I’ve been saying that Emily Ratajkowski should give up on real modeling and just stick to Intsagram modeling instead, but that was before I saw this new topless photoshoot she did. And now I take it all back. Because this shoot is so pants-meltingly hot, I’d like to give Emily a hand. Literally. I think she could use an extra one. Those things look heavy! And my wrists are very strong. Call me!