I’ve got to hand it to Italy. They know how to do things right. Whether it’s pasta or getting super-hot models topless. Because somehow their fashion mags do hotter photoshoots than any of our so-called “mens” magazines. Anyway, here’s Emily Ratajkowski on the cover of Vanity Fair Italy, and I don’t speak Italian, so I don’t know what any of it says. But luckily, these pictures speak for themselves. Yow!
I know I do a lot of posts on Emily Ratajkowski‘s very important Instagram work. But here’s the professional model doing her professional model thing in a brand-new photoshoot. I’m not sure what exactly she’s supposed to be modeling, but I’m 99% sure it’s a hand bra. And personally, I think it looks great on Emily. She should wear one all the time.
If you guys want to see Emily Ratajkowski dancing around topless — and if I know my readers, I’m guessing that’s pretty high up on most of your wish lists — well, just go and re-watch the “Blurred Lines” video for the millionth time, because it’s still got these GIFs beat. But if you’re looking to see Emily dancing topless without getting kicked out of your place of work/classroom/a crowded subway train, then you’re definitely going to want to check these out. Enjoy.
According to my sources, the Cannes Film Festival kicked off last night, and
for some reason because she’s totally a serious actress now and not just another Insta-wannabe, Emily Ratajkowski is there. And honestly, I don’t really care what Emily was doing there. As long as she shows up topless, I bet she gets invited wherever she wants. I know she’s got a standing invite to Tuna HQ.
OK, so I know I’ve been saying that Emily Ratajkowski should give up on real modeling and just stick to Intsagram modeling instead, but that was before I saw this new topless photoshoot she did. And now I take it all back. Because this shoot is so pants-meltingly hot, I’d like to give Emily a hand. Literally. I think she could use an extra one. Those things look heavy! And my wrists are very strong. Call me!