Last time we saw Fergie, I let you all know that her and those giant funbags of hers were officially making a big comeback. And looks like I was right, because she just released a promo photo for her new single “M.I.L.F.$” and I don’t know about you, but now I can’t wait until she releases the whole thing. Just to be clear, I’m talking about the bottom of this picture, not the single.
Forget the Billboard Music Awards and Madonna’s lame Prince tribute and whatever all the other blogs are freaking out about this morning. Because the best show of the weekend didn’t happen anywhere near the Billboard stage, it happened in Lisbon, Portugal, when Fergie busted out those funbags of hers for a major comeback at some festival called Rock in Rio Lisboa. So forget some dumb award show no one cares about, this is the real story everyone should be talking about this morning: Fergie’s back. And looking better than ever.
According to my sources, Fergie‘s heading back into the studio to record a new album in these shots, and apparently she’s going to be reuniting with the Black Eyed Peas too. And listen, I’ve never been a big fan of Fergie’s music (or her face), but as long as I don’t have to listen to her sing and only see her from the neck down, I’m very excited for her big comeback. And these pictures are a great start.
I’m not usually a big fan of Fergie, mostly because I think she looks like Slash from the neck up. But here she is at something called the Footwear News Achievement Awards (which sounds even more made-up than my annual fake Tuna Awards), and I have to say, I think she’s finally found an angle that works for her. And you know, if Fergie can learn to walk backwards, I think she could be on the verge of a major comeback. Here’s hoping.
I know we haven’t had Fergie on the site in a while, but she’s on the cover of Allure for their latest issue, and looking a hell of a lot better than I remembered her. I don’t know if it’s the fact she’s a MILF these days or just good Photoshop, but either way, let’s hope she’s able to keep this up. For both our sakes. But especially mine.
It’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Fergie, and apparently she had a kid since the last time I had her on the site. So that makes this my official first look at her post-baby body. Let’s see… Sure, she may look like Slash from the neck up, but those legs are pretty good, and Fergie’s always been solid in the front meat department. OK, I’m ready to call it: she’s a MILF. So congratulations Fergie. I’m guessing this must be the happiest day of your life.
Today’s extra catch consists of Jacqueline Bracamontes, Nikki Leigh, Barbara Nedeljakova, Bridgit Mendler, Cassie Scerbo, Brooke Burke, Elle Evans, Camila Banus, Cassie Scerbo, Fernanda Romero, Gabrielle Christian, Brie Larson, Chloe Dykstra, Rosamund Pike, Esme Bianco, Mel B, Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Rosanna Jasmin, Kristin Cavallari, Jessica-Jane Clement, Tina Fey, Molly Sims, Padma Lakshmi, Fergie, Elizabeth Hurley, Kaley Cuoco.
Today’s extra catch consists of CoCo, Karina Smirnoff, Carol Alt, Jaimie Alexander, Alice Eve, Anna Friel, Pippa Middleton, Kelly Brook, Daniella Monet, Elisabetta Canalis, Kim Kardashian, Tamsin Egerton, Fernanda Brandao, Elizabeth Olsen, Kylie Minogue, Selena Gomez, Fergie.
Today’s extra catch consists of Shania Twain, Miranda Lambert, Nancy O’Dell, Kelleigh Bannen, Faith Hill,Beth Chapman, Carrie Underwood, Sheryl Crow,Jewel, Rihanna, Jennifer Hawkins, Angie Miller, Rose Costa, Rumer Willis, Ashley Benson, Fergie, Kate Moss, Lauren Aadland, Esperanza Spalding, Denise Richards.
Today’s extra catch consists of Bridget Marquardt, Gemma Arterton, Yvonne Strahovski, Taylor Dayne, Kaley Cuoco, Ali Fedotowsky, Abbey Clancy, Demi Lovato, Britney Spears, Shenae Grimes, Kelly Monaco, Ashley Benson, Fergie, Padma Lakshmi, Kylie Minogue, Sara McLean, Liv Tyler.
Today’s extra catch consists of Jennifer Coolidge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Paris Jackson, Kimora Lee Simmons, Jenny McCarthy, Chelsea Handler Rose McGowan, Beth Behrs, Carla Gugino, Leighton Meester, Katie Cassidy, Blake Lively, Kylie Minogue, Fergie, Salma Hayek, Chloe Grace Moretz, Keira Knightley.