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Chloe Sims And Frankie Essex Get Frisky In Their Bikinis

November 25th, 2013

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As you guys know I’m a big fan of these busty British reality stars. Here’s Chloe Sims and Frankie Essex getting a little frisky poolside. I’m a little disappointed that Frankie stole my job as “lotion application specialist”. It’s somewhat insulting since it took me years to learn how to properly protect a women’s booty from excessive sun exposure and I can tell you right now they’re doing it all wrong. Frankie first needs to apply the lotion to her forehead before rubbing it on Chloe’s tush. Amateurs!

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

September 13th, 2013

Today’s extra catch consists of Maryse Ouellet, Kate Nash, Laura Whitmore, Sophie Anderton, Vanessa Branch, Tiffany Michelle, Katie Cleary, Catherine Annette, Eva Herzigova, Dianna Agron, Yvonne Strahovski, Jennifer Carpenter, Aimee Garcia, Liu Wen, Constance Jablonski, Selena Gomez, Eva LaRue, Christina Milian, Maria Bello, Melissa Leo, Brittany Snow, Christina Collard, Frankie Essex, Maria Menounos, Jessica Alba, Ashley Roberts, Emily Atack.

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Frankie Essex Bikini Pictures

May 23rd, 2013

Frankie Essex

I don’t think it’s the best idea to have staged candid bikini photos if your inner thighs are stuck together when your legs slightly spread apart. Now I’m not saying that Franke Essex shouldn’t wear one, I just don’t think she should be photographed while doing so. Call me mean, but haven’t they invented those skirt bikinis to hide body flaws like this? Anyway, luckily Frankie has some decent front meat to check out, otherwise I just wasted 10 seconds of our time.

         
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Frankie Essex’s Cleavage Is Winning Me Over

April 11th, 2013

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Alright, so I know I said I wasn’t the biggest fan of British reality star Frankie Essex, but I think I’m starting to come around. I’ll give you one guess why. Not only does this girl know how to dress, she’s also clearly mastered the art of getting in and out of a car. You might think it’s important to cross your legs, or find your footing, but really, it’s all about going funbags first. Do that, and nothing else matters. Trust me.

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Frankie Essex Shows Us The Goods

April 5th, 2013

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As far as hot British nobodies go, I’m not the biggest fan of Frankie Essex. Personally, I like her reality TV co-stars Maria Fowler and Chloe Sims much better. But I am a huge fan of cleavage, and Frankie’s definitely loaded in that department. So here she is getting out of her car, and you know, with a few more pictures like this, I might just have to become Frankie’s #1 supporter.

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Frankie Essex Bikini Pictures

January 4th, 2013

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I’ve done a couple posts by now on the girls from The Only Way is Essex, so I feel like I know the British reality show pretty well. I mean, I’ve still never seen a single episode, but I do know it’s the one with all the hot British nobodies on it, so it’s pretty much my favorite thing on TV. Anyway, here’s the show’s “star” Frankie Essex out doing some staged bikini “candids” on the beach somewhere. Since it’s the first time I’ve seen her, Frankie’s so-so-looking, but not really what I was expecting from a reality show star. If you ask me, they should rename it The Only Way is Maria Fowler, or Jessica Wright, or Chloe Sims… I’m no TV executive, but trust me, it’ll be a ratings goldmine. Hell, I might even watch it.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

November 7th, 2012

Today’s extra catch consists of Chloe Simms, Kourtney Kardashian,Taylor Swift, Danielle Lloyd,Lauren Pope, Lauren Goodger, Frankie Essex, Michelle Trachtenber, Hilary Duff, Ashley Tisdale, January Jones, Lori Loughlin, Adrienne Bailon, Britney Spears, Demi Lovato.

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