I don’t understand a lot of the lingerie photoshoots we get, so no, I can’t tell you why Brazilian hottie Gabriela Salles is posing with a pineapple and a rotary phone in this latest set of lingerie pictures. Maybe I’m missing something, but I don’t get the connection. If you ask me, it’s always better just to keep these things simple: you get a hot model in skimpy lingerie and if she’s got to pose with something, why not a pasty blogger? I guarantee nobody’s done that before. And hey, it doesn’t make any less sense than a pineapple.
I know that you guys look to me for all your latest news from the world of no-name hotties, but unfortunately, I don’t have a ton of info to share with you perverts about Gabriela Salles here. Well, besides the fact that this hot model is from Brazil and that she was clearly born to wear lingerie, but that doesn’t exactly narrow it down much. So it looks like you’re going to have to skip reading about Gabriela’s hobbies, hopes and dreams and just make do with this massive collection of seriously hot lingerie pictures instead. (You’re welcome.)