I really don’t understand why Gemma Arterton isn’t a bigger star over here in the US. I mean, she’s busty, she’s British, she’s hot, what more do you people need? But luckily, I think I might have finally figured it out. She just needs to pick better photo-ops. See, here she is at some lame Tiffany Christmas event in London, when she should really be at a beach in Miami in a tiny bikini. But identifying the problem’s only the first step. The rest is up to Gemma.