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Genevieve Morton’s Big Boobs Spill Out

March 12th, 2018

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You know I’m a big fan of Genevieve Morton‘s sweet boobies. Here they are spilling out of her bikini top. I wish I was below her to catch them… with my mouth. It’s one of my many talents. Boob catcher. I hold the record in the Guinness World Records. Look it up.

         
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Genevieve Morton’s Side Boobage

August 20th, 2015

Genevieve Morton

Sure, I may not have the biggest vocabulary, but for my money, there’s few better phrases in the English language than “supermodel sideboob”… So here’s busty Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton at the She’s Funny That Way premiere in LA, and I’d write more, but one look at these pictures, and the only other words I can seem to remember are “wow” and “more, please.” Enjoy.

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Hailey Clauson, Hannah Davis, Genevieve Morton And Kelly Rohrbach Make A Good Foursome

May 4th, 2015

Because there’s never a bad reason to get a bunch of smoking hot supermodels together for a pool party, here’s Hailey Clauson, Hannah Davis, Genevieve Morton, and Kelly Rohrbach at Sports Illustrated‘s big fight weekend party in Las Vegas. And forget that boring-ass fight, they should’ve just put this on pay-per-view instead. Just try and tell me you wouldn’t have paid to watch four super-hot models hang out at the pool. It could’ve been the event of the century.

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2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebrate

February 11th, 2015

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So Sports Illustrated held their annual celebration for the 2015 Swimsuit Issue in New York the other night. And instead of being upset that they forgot to invite me to the party (again), I’m going to look on the bright side: they did invite a whole bunch of hotties like Hannah DavisRose Bertram, Hailey Clauson, Solveig Mork Hansen, Ashley Smith, Kelly Rohrbach, Emily Ratajkowski, Sara Sampaio, Hannah Ferguson, Samantha Hoopes, Chrissy Teigen, Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge, Gigi Hadid, Irina Shayk, Genevieve Morton, and Ashley Graham. And you know, just looking at these pictures is starting to make me feel better already.

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Genevieve Morton’s Cleavage Show

July 28th, 2014

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Here’s busty Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton hosting some gig at TAO Beach in Las Vegas. Unfortunately, for a place that has beach in their name, Genevieve is not wearing a swimsuit. Oh well, at least we get to see her magnificent cleavage in a dress. Can’t complain about that.

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Genevieve Morton Busts Out Big Time

May 26th, 2014

Genevieve Morton

Years ago, I had a brief communication with Genevieve Morton on Twitter and I told her that her and her big chesticles deserved the cover of Sports illustrated Swimsuit Issue. This is way before we discovered Kate Upton’s knockers. Anyway, Genevieve stopped responding to my Tweets and now here she is outside a restaurant looking like a chick who would actually date me. Big mistake, she should have kept in contact with me. On the bright side, Gen still has the goods and I still have some very talented hands. Call me.

         
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Genevieve Morton Busts Out Big Time

February 19th, 2014

Genevieve Morton

Here’s my ex-Twitter girlfriend Genevieve Morton out looking better than ever celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue with her fellow super-hot models. That’s right, before she became a big-shot swimsuit model, Genevieve used to respond to me on Twitter. Now she doesn’t anymore, and it breaks my heart. Yes, contrary to popular opinion, bloggers do have hearts. Anyway, now that I’ve finally moved on too, I can only assume that Genevieve must be trying to make me jealous with these busty pictures. Well, it’s working. How about a quick RT for old times’ sake?

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Pictures

January 15th, 2014

There were so many hotties at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Party last night that it’s hard to keep track of them all: Rachel Hunter, Petra Nemcova, Kate Bock, Genevieve Morton, Jess Gomes, Katherine Webb, Ariel Meredith, Chrissy Teigen, Dominique Piek, Tori Praver, Natasha Barnard, Rebecca Romijn, Ireland Baldwin, Heidi Klum, Kathy Ireland. Still, I can’t believe yours truly didn’t get an invite, especially considering all the press I give them. I guess I can’t be trusted around a bunch of hot models and an open bar, which makes sense. Hell, I can barely be trusted around this post and a Starbucks without getting kicked out for violating their no pants, no service policy.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

April 26th, 2013

Today’s extra catch consists of Halston Sage, Krysten Ritter, Michelle Maylene, Kate Middleton, Eva Longoria, Michelle Monaghan, Julie Bowen, Courteney Cox, Morena Baccarin, Cat Deeley, Lucy Mecklenburgh, Daisy Lowe, Teresa Palmer, Katie Lee Joel, Laura Whitmore, Aleksandra Cvetkovic, Genevieve Morton, Irina Shayk, Pink, Jodie Marsh.

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Genevieve Morton’s Cleavage Is Talented!

April 17th, 2013

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Here’s seriously underrated Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton busting out at the 2013 Garden of Dreams Foundation Talent Show. And I’ll give you two guesses what Genevieve’s biggest talent is. I’m sure you’ll get it in one, but that second guess is just in case you get too distracted by her cleavage to properly formulate a response on the first try.

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SI Models Do Vegas

February 14th, 2013

Because the only thing better than one swimsuit model is six of them, here’s a good half-dozen of this year’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit models celebrating the new Swimsuit Issue at Caesars Palace in Vegas. There’s Alyssa Miller, Cintia Dicker, Emily DiDonato, Genevieve Morton, Jessica Gomes, and Nina Agdal. I hope the place took odds on how many bachelor parties struck out with these six throughout the night. I’d take the over.

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