Now that Kim Kardashian’s pregnant, it’s time for her hotter lookalike Georgia Salpa to officially take her place. I mean, just look at the cleavage she brought to some no-name party, she’s practically busting out. So forget Kim, a body this good is what really deserves to have paparazzi following it around 24/7 and get its own reality show. The show could be about Georgia jumping on a trampoline for half an hour and it’d still be smarter than Kim’s. Not to mention 20 times hotter. Make it happen people.

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You know that every time you get pictures of Georgia Salpa, they’re going to be good. Here she is with her funbags trying to escape from her dress and almost succeeding. Unfortunately, the left one was being a prick and wouldn’t let the right one say hello. Damn boob sibling rivalries! Can’t you guys just work together and get along? We love you both equally.

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I didn’t think it was possible, but it looks like somebody managed to make it out of the Lipsy London event without passing out. So congratulations, Georgia Salpa. Your prize? A drink with me. I like a girl who can hold her liquor. Especially when she looks like a thinner, hotter, and less annoying Kim Kardashian. That offer’s redeemable anytime, by the way.

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I’m really liking Georgia Salpa lately — she always seems to bring out the big guns, no matter what lame product she’s pushing. Here she is promoting Lynx Hair with her own salon and a nice tight dress that shows off all her curves. I know this is just a fake setup for these pictures, but honestly, I’m surprised Salpa’s Salon doesn’t have a bigger barber pole for Georgia to work. If you ask me, that’s just a missed opportunity right there. Oh well, fingers crossed Georgia opens up a fake massage parlor next.

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I’ve been posting pictures of this Georgia Salpa for a while now, but if you still don’t know who she is, she’s kind of like the hot Kim Kardashian. Only thin and fit, and not completely annoying. At least, I don’t think she is. And I should know, because I’ve been doing some pretty intensive research on Georgia’s Twitter account. Here’s what I’ve found out so far: Georgia’s really hot. Don’t worry, I’ll keep digging.

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If you’re a fan of Kim Kardashian but can’t get over her fat ass like me, then you’ll love Georgia Salpa. Here she is heading out for a night on the town with her funbags bags trying to escape from a tight tank top. If I had en eHarmony account, this is the type of chick I’d put down as my ideal woman; skinny, big breasted and not afraid to hide anything. So if any of my female readers meet these criteria, hit me up.

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