Hailee Steinfeld is really stepping up her game. Not only is she dressing down like a pop star should, her dance moves are getting better. Especially, when she moves her little booty. All she needs now is some better tunes and me as her choreographer. I think the whole concert should be done in a bed with me under the covers.
And I wish I hadn’t. Her cuteness and booty is pretty much her only talent.
I know I posted this apparel campaign of Hailee Steinfeld a while back, but they released new photos and because she’s a cutie I figured we’d put them up for you. Still have no clue what song she sings or if she has any talent, but I guess that doesn’t really matter. All the chicks sound the same now.
Hailee Steinfeld is cutie. I still could’t tell you what song she sings or movie she’s in, but I think she has potential to win an Oscar or Grammy someday. That is if the Oscars or Grammy’s was an award for being the best tease in showbiz! I mean who the hell can pull off sticking their hand in a box of cereal and manage to give me a pant fire?
I thought Hailee Steinfeld was only pretending to be a professional pop star/actress, but I guess now we can go ahead and add “fashion model” to that list too, because here she is modeling workout clothes for some leggings company called Mission. It’s funny, because I don’t really think of exercise when I think of Hailee, but I guess I don’t think “hit single” or “Oscar-worthy” either. I mostly just think about her super-cute body. Huh. Maybe this is a good gig for her after all.
If you value your eardrums, I don’t recommend actually listening to this latest single “Capital Letters” from wannabe pop star (and wannabe model, and wannabe celeb) Hailee Steinfeld. It’s not bad, exactly. It’s just overproduced, Autotuned and totally generic. It could be anybody singing it. Luckily though, the video’s just as good on mute. Especially the lingerie parts. In fact, I think I need to go watch it again.
Hailee Steinfeld, Julia Restoin Roitfeld, Rita Ora, Karlie Kloss And Cindy Crawford Do New York Fashion Week
Here is an interesting mix of hotties that showed up to the “New York Fashion Week”. It surprises me that Cindy Crawford is 50 years old an she is still much hotter than the rest of these chumps. Don’t get me wrong I would spend my days licking the lint out of each one of their toes, but Cindy’s I’d pay extra attention to.
Like I’ve said in the past, I know there’s a lot of people out there who are hard at work trying to make Hailee Steinfeld into a “big star.” And I have to give them credit, at least they’re doing it the right way. Because forget the artsy photoshoots and music videos and magazine covers. No one cares about any of that. If you really want to become famous these days, this is how you do it: by hitting the beach with the paparazzi. I’d point out the fact that Hailee should’ve been wearing a bikini instead of a one-piece if she really wanted to do it right, but hey, at least it’s a start.
I’m pretty sure her managers are trying to make Hailee Steinfeld here the next Selena Gomez or something, so first she released some pop album nobody bought or listened to, and now the paps are showing up outside her gym to catch pictures of her giving us a peek at her sexy stomach. And don’t get me wrong, I’m down with that last part, but if Hailee really wants to get famous, forget the dance classes and singing lessons. She should just “accidentally” leak a few compromising pictures and/or videos. It works every time. Plus, it’s way easier than dance class.
Before any of you perverts out there rush to the bathroom to try to flush your desktop, I should probably let you know that Hailee Steinfeld here is 19 now, which means she’s no longer trouble. That said, until she starts showing off more than just her stomach for the paps, she’s also kind of boring. I don’t know who’s responsible for her publicity, but Hailee should’ve had her first official wardrobe malfunction or selfie scandal months ago. Someone really dropped the ball there…
I was pretty sure Hailee Steinfeld was an actress and not a singer, so when I saw these shots of her filming a music video for a song called “Love Myself” in Los Angeles, I figured it was some kind of elaborate sting operation by the LAPD. I mean, c’mon, it’s just too obvious, right? But it turns out that Hailee’s 18 now, so for once, I don’t have to discourage you degenerates from following Hailee’s lead and loving yourselves. Enjoy, perverts.
I’ve never heard of Hailee Steinfeld before, but here’s Taylor Swift out supporting her at the premiere of her new movie Romeo and Juliet. Apparently that’s because Taylor and Hailee are best friends, but before you degenerates out there start fantasizing about which one of these two plays Juliet and which plays Romeo during their sleepover parties, I should warn you that Hailee’s only 16. And no, just because Taylor Swift can be best friends with a 16-year-old girl doesn’t mean you can too. Move along.
Today’s extra catch consists of Taylor Momsen, Paz Vega, Gemma Collins, Rihanna, Fearne Cotton, Paris Hilton, Melissa Benoist, Michaela Conlin, Vanessa Lachey, Katia Winter, Natasha Crnjac, Zooey Deschanel, Cassadee Pope, Farrah Abraham, Chrissy Teigen, Jessica White, Rita Ora, Hailee Steinfeld, Karlie Kloss, Nicole Trunfio, Emmy Rossum, Julie Henderson, Joan Smalls, Jennifer Morrison, Jessica Chastain, Jess Weixler.