I know I posted this apparel campaign of Hailee Steinfeld a while back, but they released new photos and because she’s a cutie I figured we’d put them up for you. Still have no clue what song she sings or if she has any talent, but I guess that doesn’t really matter. All the chicks sound the same now.
Here’s cutie Hailee Steinfeld all dressed up like a princess for the MET gala thingy that went on this past weekend. It takes a very big ego to wear a tiara so we all know that Hailee is not lacking confidence. However, she is lacking sexiness in these pics so hopefully the next time she puts a tiara on, she will improve the wardrobe situation. I like my royalty to be slutty and easy.
Hailee Steinfeld is cutie. I still could’t tell you what song she sings or movie she’s in, but I think she has potential to win an Oscar or Grammy someday. That is if the Oscars or Grammy’s was an award for being the best tease in showbiz! I mean who the hell can pull off sticking their hand in a box of cereal and manage to give me a pant fire?
I thought Hailee Steinfeld was only pretending to be a professional pop star/actress, but I guess now we can go ahead and add “fashion model” to that list too, because here she is modeling workout clothes for some leggings company called Mission. It’s funny, because I don’t really think of exercise when I think of Hailee, but I guess I don’t think “hit single” or “Oscar-worthy” either. I mostly just think about her super-cute body. Huh. Maybe this is a good gig for her after all.
If you value your eardrums, I don’t recommend actually listening to this latest single “Capital Letters” from wannabe pop star (and wannabe model, and wannabe celeb) Hailee Steinfeld. It’s not bad, exactly. It’s just overproduced, Autotuned and totally generic. It could be anybody singing it. Luckily though, the video’s just as good on mute. Especially the lingerie parts. In fact, I think I need to go watch it again.
Still not sure what exactly Hailee Steinfeld does. Maybe she sings or acts, but one thing is for sure she has talent laying around in a bikini. I think we have a superstar in the making here.
Last time I did a post on Hailee Steinfeld here, I said that if she really wanted to become a big star someday, she needed to stop acting like a wannabe pop star and start acting like Bella Thorne — AKA start posting sexy Snapchats and lingerie selfies. And I’m happy to report that it looks like someone in her entourage was listening, because this is the hottest I’ve ever seen Hailee look. Let’s just hope she can keep this up.
I don’t know who promised Hailee Steinfeld she was going to be a huge star someday, but if I were her, I’d try to get my money back. Don’t get me wrong, Hailee’s definitely cute and she has some talent in the leg department. But she’s not going to become famous doing Autotuned pop songs and photoshoots like this. If Hailee really wants to be a star, she needs to take a page from the Bella Thorne playbook and start posting bikini selfies and topless Snapchats 24/7. I know it’s hard work, but hey, if it was easy, everybody would do it.
I know Hailee Steinfeld is trying real hard to become the next Selena Gomez or Kendall Jenner (or at least the off-brand Target version of them). And here she is doing her best Bella Thorne impression. She’s still got to work on her tongue game a bit, but this is a good look for Hailee, if you ask me. Then again, any hottie sticking her tongue out in lingerie is a good look, if you ask me. Enjoy.
It’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Hailee Steinfeld, mostly because there’s no shortage of moderately-talented cute wannabe celebs out there and honestly, it’s getting hard to tell them apart. But I guess somebody’s invested a lot of money into making Hailee “happen” because now here she is showing off her cute little cleavage on the cover of Cosmopolitan. And OK, I’ll support it. At least she’s
hotter more “talented” than Bella Hadid.
I know everyone’s trying really hard to make Hailee Steinfeld here into the next Selena Gomez or Taylor Swift or whoever. But honestly, I’d much rather see her become the next Bella Thorne instead. I mean, think about it: would you rather have another generic Auto-Tuned pop star, or another Snapchat hottie showing off her bikini body 24/7? I rest my case.
You want to know my favorite thing about summer? That every single hottie in Hollywood — from Insta-wannabes to A-list actresses — spends approximately 50% more time in a bikini. So here’s Hailee Steinfeld posting bikini pictures from the beach. And if you’ll excuse me, I think I need to go crank the A/C, because it seems to have gotten a few degrees warmer in here. Yow.
Here’s Hailee Steinfeld on the Australian version of The Voice debuting her new single, for some reason. I guess the American Voice was busy? Anyway, I don’t know who’s responsible for telling Hailee here she could be a singer when she grew up, but it’s distracting her from her true calling: being a professional hot nobody/Snapchat model. I mean, come on. If you could really grow up to be whatever you wanted, I’d be the Victoria’s Secret Angels’ personal suntan lotion assistant, and not just some blogger who lives in his mom’s basement. But life doesn’t work that way.