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Hailee Steinfeld Is A Hot New Breed Of Generic Crap Music

February 1st, 2018

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If you value your eardrums, I don’t recommend actually listening to this latest single “Capital Letters” from wannabe pop star (and wannabe model, and wannabe celeb) Hailee Steinfeld. It’s not bad, exactly. It’s just overproduced, Autotuned and totally generic. It could be anybody singing it. Luckily though, the video’s just as good on mute. Especially the lingerie parts. In fact, I think I need to go watch it again.

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Hailee Steinfel’s Christmas Bikini Fun

December 27th, 2017

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Hailee Steinfeld is really mastering the art of social media. This is two days in a row we get some bikini action from her. She’s really learning how to do the kissy pose and how to make cute sexy videos. I can’t wait to see what’s next. I have a feeling Bella Thorne may have some competition.

         
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Hailee Steinfeld Does Lingerie

December 15th, 2017

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Last time I did a post on Hailee Steinfeld here, I said that if she really wanted to become a big star someday, she needed to stop acting like a wannabe pop star and start acting like Bella Thorne — AKA start posting sexy Snapchats and lingerie selfies. And I’m happy to report that it looks like someone in her entourage was listening, because this is the hottest I’ve ever seen Hailee look. Let’s just hope she can keep this up.


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Hailee Steinfeld In Sexy Boots

December 7th, 2017

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I don’t know who promised Hailee Steinfeld she was going to be a huge star someday, but if I were her, I’d try to get my money back. Don’t get me wrong, Hailee’s definitely cute and she has some talent in the leg department. But she’s not going to become famous doing Autotuned pop songs and photoshoots like this. If Hailee really wants to be a star, she needs to take a page from the Bella Thorne playbook and start posting bikini selfies and topless Snapchats 24/7. I know it’s hard work, but hey, if it was easy, everybody would do it.

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Hailee Steinfeld Is Sweet For Cosmo

November 3rd, 2017

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It’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Hailee Steinfeld, mostly because there’s no shortage of moderately-talented cute wannabe celebs out there and honestly, it’s getting hard to tell them apart. But I guess somebody’s invested a lot of money into making Hailee “happen” because now here she is showing off her cute little cleavage on the cover of Cosmopolitan. And OK, I’ll support it. At least she’s hotter more “talented” than Bella Hadid.

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Hailee Steinfeld’s BikiniGram

July 21st, 2017

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You want to know my favorite thing about summer? That every single hottie in Hollywood — from Insta-wannabes to A-list actresses — spends approximately 50% more time in a bikini. So here’s Hailee Steinfeld posting bikini pictures from the beach. And if you’ll excuse me, I think I need to go crank the A/C, because it seems to have gotten a few degrees warmer in here. Yow.

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Hailee Steinfeld Is Learning The Tricks Of The Trade

July 13th, 2017

Here’s Hailee Steinfeld on the Australian version of The Voice debuting her new single, for some reason. I guess the American Voice was busy? Anyway, I don’t know who’s responsible for telling Hailee here she could be a singer when she grew up, but it’s distracting her from her true calling: being a professional hot nobody/Snapchat model. I mean, come on. If you could really grow up to be whatever you wanted, I’d be the Victoria’s Secret Angels’ personal suntan lotion assistant, and not just some blogger who lives in his mom’s basement. But life doesn’t work that way.


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Hailee Steinfeld Will Knock You Out

June 9th, 2017

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According to my sources, Hailee Steinfeld put together a Making Of video for her new boxing-themed music video for some single I’ve never heard of — I guess it’s called “Most Girls.” And apparently Hailee really is determined to try to stick it out and launch a music career, even though I keep telling her she’s better off just becoming a professional hot nobody/Instagram model like 99% of the women in LA. Not only is it guaranteed work, it’s even easier than having producers auto-tune you while you sing songs other people wrote. It’s way more rewarding too. Well, for me and the Little Tuna at least.

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Hailee Steinfeld, Dakota Fanning And Emma Stone In W Magazine

January 4th, 2017

Here’s a preview of W Magazine‘s upcoming February issue and I guess it must have some kind of Oscar theme, because it’s featuring three Hollywood super-cuties in Hailee Steinfeld, Dakota Fanning and Emma Stone. I’ve always liked these three, so I’m glad to see them pairing up for a photoshoot, but I still say if they really want to take their careers to the next level, forget the Oscars. They should be focusing on doing photoshoots like this full-time instead. It’s way more prestigious. P.S. Shouldn’t someone tell Hailee she’s supposed to wear that lipstick, not eat it? Like I said, I’m just trying to help here.

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Hailee Steinfeld Bikini Goodness

January 3rd, 2017

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Good news, everyone! It looks like Hailee Steinfeld finally took my advice, and ditched those boring teen magazine photoshoots for something that might actually help her career. AKA posting bikini pictures/videos on Instagram. And I’m telling you guys, as long as Hailee keeps listening to me, we’re going to make an A-list hottie out of her in no time. I guarantee it. Next up: “accidentally” “leaking” naughty selfies to her favorite blogger. I’ll go wait by my inbox.

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Hailee Steinfeld Is Super Cute

December 2nd, 2016

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I’m still waiting for Hailee Steinfeld to take my advice and ditch the boring magazine spreads in favor of spreading it for selfies on Snapchat and Instagram (AKA the patented Bella Thorne career plan). But until then, at least she’s still looking super-cute in this photoshoot she just did for Seventeen Magazine. Oh, and don’t let that worry you perverts, Hailee’s 19. You’re in the clear.

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