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Hailey Baldwin’s InstaUnderboob

August 29th, 2017

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Out of all the social media stars who do nothing for a living or live off of daddy’s money and the occasional sponsored posts, Hailey Baldwin is my least favorite. It just seems that all her posts are contrived and nothing she does seems genuine. Nonetheless, I do like the strategically placed halter top showing just enough underboob action. She obviously knew I’d post it.

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Hailey Baldwin’s Bikini Vacation Pictures

July 27th, 2017

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The hardest working “model” Hailey Baldwin took some photos of her on vacation for Vogue. They are as interesting as paint drying. Wonder how much she got paid for that? In any case she’s more than welcome to submit photos for Tuna.

         
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Hailey Baldwin Tops Maxim’s Hot 100. And This Is Why No On Cares About Maxim Anymore

May 24th, 2017

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For years now, I’ve been writing about how far these so-called “men’s” magazines like Maxim have fallen. They used to be relevant (and actually publish photoshoots of hotties worth drooling over). But now? Well, put it this way: they named a rich kid/fake model/Instagram wannabe Hailey Baldwin #1 on their annual Hot 100 list. And I think that tells you all you really need to know. Sad!

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Hailey Baldwin’s Topless Profile

April 18th, 2017

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Don’t let this Elle picture fool you. Hailey Baldwin may be getting a couple real gigs these days, but that’s just a side job to her main business: giving us pants fires via social media. And look, I know Hailey really wants to be taken seriously as a real supermodel, but there’s nothing wrong with just being a professional Instagram model. It’s a totally respectable line of work. Sure, it’s not like being a doctor or a lawyer, but coming from a professional T&A blogger, it’s definitely pretty important in my book.

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Sara Sampaio, Hailey Baldwin And Alanna Arrington In a Stupid Love Magazine Video

March 29th, 2017

What a waste of time! This video of Sara Sampaio, Hailey Baldwin And Alanna Arrington for Love Magazine is not sexy, funny or witty. It’s absolutely stupid. I don’t find skinny chicks acting like goofballs and lifting fake weights at all entertaining. I know Love Magazine is trying to reinvent cool, but they are going to have to do much better than this. Once again, just stick with a$$ up, face down! Works every time.

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Hailey Baldwin Topless For Lui Magazine

March 3rd, 2017

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Lui is probably my favorite magazine that I only read for the pictures. Mostly because the rest of it’s all in French, but also because they routinely manage to get major hotties to take their clothes off for their photographers somehow. Anyway, I don’t know how they swing it, but I’m just glad someone out there’s doing it. So enjoy this photoshoot from Hailey Baldwin pretending to be a real model.

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Love Magazine Ruins The Instgram Model Hailey Baldwin Xmas Video

December 21st, 2016

I don’t know about you dudes, but I’m starting to get pretty glad that Christmas is almost here. Not because I’m excited for presents or anything — I’m pretty sure I’m not going to wake up to find a busty supermodel under the tree this year. No, I’m excited because it means we won’t have to suffer through the daily disappointment of checking out these lame LOVE Advent videos, only to find that they ruined another hottie. Today, it was Hailey Baldwin‘s turn to dance around in lingerie, and unlike some of the others, this video actually could’ve been good. You know, if they’d remembered to shoot it in focus.

Can You Pick The Real Model In This Picture?

December 13th, 2016

It’s time for another round of my favorite game, “Can you guess which of these things is not like the others?” I’ll even give you a hint: there’s five hot women in swimsuits at the beach here, Elsa Hosk, Emily Ratajkowski, Hailey Baldwin, Rose Bertram and Bella Hadid. But only one of them is a real supermodel. And if you said Elsa, congratulations! You can still tell the difference. Even though the modeling industry apparently can’t anymore.

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Instagram Model Wannabe Hailey Baldwin Is Now A Guess Model

November 28th, 2016

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According to my sources, Hailey Baldwin is pretending to be a Guess model these days, and here’s her latest shoot for the company. And don’t get me wrong, Hailey’s hot and all, but she’s just not a real model. If you ask me, she should stick to pretending to be famous on Instagram. There’s no shame in that. Lots of my favorite hotties do that full-time these days. It’s a totally respectable career path.

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Hailey Baldwin Is Now A Designer!

October 26th, 2016

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I guess Hailey Baldwin must’ve gotten bored of pretending to be a fashion model, because according to my sources, she’s decided to switch careers and pretend to be a fashion designer now too, after coming up with her “own” footwear line. Anyway, I don’t know much about fashion and I definitely don’t know anything about shoes, so I can’t tell you if these are any good or not, but I can tell you that I’m glad Hailey decided to model them herself, because this is a pretty sexy leg show for a fake model/designer. Enjoy.

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Hailey Baldwin’s One And Only Talent Is Impressive

August 31st, 2016

I know I like to make fun of these rich kid/fake models like Hailey Baldwin and say they don’t have any actual talent. But I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong (stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a joke). And after checking out this picture of Hailey getting crazy flexible, it looks like she does have at least one real talent: the ability to give me a pants fire in under 5 seconds flat. Yow! Enjoy.

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Hailey Baldwin’s Booty Is Hard At Work

August 23rd, 2016

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I know I like to call all these rich kid/fake models like Hailey Baldwin useless, but every once in a while one of them actually manages to do something halfway decent. Like these pictures of Hailey showing off that little booty of hers in Daisy Dukes in New York. So, forget those lame “fashion” photoshoots, I think we’ve just found Hailey’s true calling: putting on leg shows for the paps.

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The Most Useless Chicks In The World Prove Their Uselessness

August 22nd, 2016

So here’s four of the most useless “models” in the business pretending to be professional bikini models in Turks & Caicos: Kylie and Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin and Bella Hadid. And if you ask me, Kylie’s looking a little chubby, but there’s really no excuse for her to be fat. She doesn’t have a real job! (And no, spending your rich parents’ money doesn’t count as work.) Anyway, Kendall’s the only halfway decent one here, so just try to enjoy that, I guess. And whatever you do, don’t think about how much hotter these pictures could’ve been with four real supermodels instead of these phonies…

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