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Hailey Baldwin’s One And Only Talent Is Impressive

August 31st, 2016

I know I like to make fun of these rich kid/fake models like Hailey Baldwin and say they don’t have any actual talent. But I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong (stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a joke). And after checking out this picture of Hailey getting crazy flexible, it looks like she does have at least one real talent: the ability to give me a pants fire in under 5 seconds flat. Yow! Enjoy.

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Hailey Baldwin’s Booty Is Hard At Work

August 23rd, 2016

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I know I like to call all these rich kid/fake models like Hailey Baldwin useless, but every once in a while one of them actually manages to do something halfway decent. Like these pictures of Hailey showing off that little booty of hers in Daisy Dukes in New York. So, forget those lame “fashion” photoshoots, I think we’ve just found Hailey’s true calling: putting on leg shows for the paps.

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The Most Useless Chicks In The World Prove Their Uselessness

August 22nd, 2016

So here’s four of the most useless “models” in the business pretending to be professional bikini models in Turks & Caicos: Kylie and Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin and Bella Hadid. And if you ask me, Kylie’s looking a little chubby, but there’s really no excuse for her to be fat. She doesn’t have a real job! (And no, spending your rich parents’ money doesn’t count as work.) Anyway, Kendall’s the only halfway decent one here, so just try to enjoy that, I guess. And whatever you do, don’t think about how much hotter these pictures could’ve been with four real supermodels instead of these phonies…

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Fake Model Aleert! Hailey Baldwin

July 29th, 2016

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For whatever reason, the Baldwins don’t get nearly as much press as the Hadid sisters, which isn’t fair if you ask me. Because when it comes to rich kid/fake models, Hailey Baldwin is just as talented as anyone else out there. Just look at her on her way into some Hollywood party here. She’s looking good! She just needs to work a little harder at getting the paparazzi to follow her around full-time. Maybe take more long walks in short shorts, or go to pick up coffee in leggings. Listen, I know it’s hard work, but if you want to be a professional hot nobody, you’ve got to take this job seriously.

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What’s On Hailey Baldwin’s Boobies?

April 28th, 2016

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When I first saw these shots of Hailey Baldwin with a big red mark on her cleavage, I figured I just had a smudge on my screen or something. You know, considering I spend the better part of my day with my nose pressed up against it. But according to my sources, the mark’s actually from some “alternative therapy” called “cupping.” I have no clue what any of that is, and I’m too lazy to look it up, but hey, if Hailey’s interested in alternative medicine, I hear motorboating is great for curing erectile dysfunction, and I’m willing to give it a shot if she is. I even make house calls.

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Hailey Baldwin Is A Bikini “Model” Now

January 19th, 2016

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Sure, I’ve seen her do a few “photoshoots” and show up to fashion week red carpets, but I never actually believed companies hired Hailey Baldwin to be a real model. I always figured it was just something her rich parents let her play pretend at. But then I came across these bikini shots, and I guess I was wrong. Hailey’s officially a professional bikini model now. I don’t think she’s going to suddenly take Nina Agdal‘s job or anything, but hey, at least something good came out of all that money.

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Instagram Model Hailey Baldwin Does The 2015 MTV EMAs

October 26th, 2015

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Now that Hailey Baldwin‘s a “big-time model,” she gets invited to places like Milan for the 2015 MTV EMAs, and don’t get me wrong, that’s a good thing. Because even though I still don’t think having famous, rich parents is enough to qualify you to be a model, putting on a sexy red carpet show like this is definitely a good start. And with that in mind, I’d like to officially invite Hailey to my mom’s basement for the 2015 Tuna Awards next. It’s a pretty big deal and totally legit, just like Hailey. I’m surprised you’ve never heard of it.

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Hailey Baldwin As Model Is A HUGE Joke!

October 23rd, 2015

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It’s enough of these celebrity kids and Instagram models flooding the mainstream fashion world. Hailey Baldwin is NOT a model, nowhere close to being a model. And yet, companies are using her because she has 2.1 million followers on Instagram. Here she is trying to model some company’s clothing who I won’t mention since they don’t pay me and failing miserably. Being a fashion model now is a JOKE and any girl who signs an exclusive deal with a modelling agency is making the biggest mistake of their lives. So this is a message to all the young ladies who want to be a model: DO NO SIGN WITH AN AGENCY. EVER!!!!! Build your Instagram following and do it on your own. The agencies will come knocking at your door, promising you a bunch of bullshit, but I repeat DO NOT SIGN even if it’s tempting to have NEXT or Wilhelmina on your profile. On another note, Hailey is hot for a regular chick. I give her a 4 out of 10. That’s high on my scale.

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Instahoes Kylie Jenner and Hailey Baldwin Are Hard At Work

October 22nd, 2015

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Now that Kylie Jenner and Hailey Baldwin are officially “professional models,” here they are hard at work walking the streets of New York for the paps. According to my sources, my favorite Baldwin and my second-favorite Jenner just finished shooting a photoshoot here, so I guess that means this counts as a double shift. Now that’s some impressive work ethic. I hope they’re getting overtime.

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Hailey Baldwin Hangs Out With A Real Model

September 9th, 2015

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You know, last week when I was ragging on Hailey Baldwin for becoming the latest rich girl “model” thanks to her semi-famous dad, I never realized the plus side to my favorite Baldwin getting into the business — well, besides the fact that we might get a couple more bikini pictures out of it. Because now she gets to hang out with actual real models like Shanina Shaik here, which means while Hailey gets to live her dream, I get to live out mine too — of fantasizing about being the tuna in a Hailey and Shanina sandwich. Yum.

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Hailey Baldwin Is Now A Top Model Too! No Joke!

September 4th, 2015

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Stephen Baldwin’s daughter Hailey is now a model. Here she is doing a photoshoot for Nike. Yes, Nike! This is proof that an 18-year-old girl with a good body and a semi-famous dad can be a top model. It’s absolutely nuts! I guess having 1.9 million Instagram followers makes you a f%cking supermodel these days! It’s only a matter of time that big brands realize that being a social media star is a joke and that working with them doesn’t convert sales. Just ask Kim Kardashian how many copies of her “Selfie” book sold. Biggest flop!

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Hailey Baldwin In A Tight White Tank Top

August 24th, 2015

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Here’s Hailey Baldwin out walking around New York with her mom and showing why she’s my favorite Baldwin these days. And after this leg show Hailey put on, I’m seriously considering asking her to be my next future ex-wife. I figure she’s hot enough that it’d be worth the crazy ex-in-laws that come with her.

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Hailey Baldwin And Ireland Baldwin Are Kissing Cousins

July 28th, 2015

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Here’s something that ought get you sickos excited: hot cousins Hailey and Ireland Baldwin at the Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation premiere in New York. And even though they’re just faking that kiss, I figure it’s probably enough to keep your lesbian fantasies going for a while (or at least 30-45 seconds). Anyway, if I had to pick a favorite, I think Hailey’s hotter. But still, I wouldn’t mind being the Tuna in this Baldwin sandwich. Enjoy.

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