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Hailey Baldwin Is A Bikini “Model” Now

January 19th, 2016

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Sure, I’ve seen her do a few “photoshoots” and show up to fashion week red carpets, but I never actually believed companies hired Hailey Baldwin to be a real model. I always figured it was just something her rich parents let her play pretend at. But then I came across these bikini shots, and I guess I was wrong. Hailey’s officially a professional bikini model now. I don’t think she’s going to suddenly take Nina Agdal‘s job or anything, but hey, at least something good came out of all that money.

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Instagram Model Hailey Baldwin Does The 2015 MTV EMAs

October 26th, 2015

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Now that Hailey Baldwin‘s a “big-time model,” she gets invited to places like Milan for the 2015 MTV EMAs, and don’t get me wrong, that’s a good thing. Because even though I still don’t think having famous, rich parents is enough to qualify you to be a model, putting on a sexy red carpet show like this is definitely a good start. And with that in mind, I’d like to officially invite Hailey to my mom’s basement for the 2015 Tuna Awards next. It’s a pretty big deal and totally legit, just like Hailey. I’m surprised you’ve never heard of it.

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Hailey Baldwin As Model Is A HUGE Joke!

October 23rd, 2015

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It’s enough of these celebrity kids and Instagram models flooding the mainstream fashion world. Hailey Baldwin is NOT a model, nowhere close to being a model. And yet, companies are using her because she has 2.1 million followers on Instagram. Here she is trying to model some company’s clothing who I won’t mention since they don’t pay me and failing miserably. Being a fashion model now is a JOKE and any girl who signs an exclusive deal with a modelling agency is making the biggest mistake of their lives. So this is a message to all the young ladies who want to be a model: DO NO SIGN WITH AN AGENCY. EVER!!!!! Build your Instagram following and do it on your own. The agencies will come knocking at your door, promising you a bunch of bullshit, but I repeat DO NOT SIGN even if it’s tempting to have NEXT or Wilhelmina on your profile. On another note, Hailey is hot for a regular chick. I give her a 4 out of 10. That’s high on my scale.

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Instahoes Kylie Jenner and Hailey Baldwin Are Hard At Work

October 22nd, 2015

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Now that Kylie Jenner and Hailey Baldwin are officially “professional models,” here they are hard at work walking the streets of New York for the paps. According to my sources, my favorite Baldwin and my second-favorite Jenner just finished shooting a photoshoot here, so I guess that means this counts as a double shift. Now that’s some impressive work ethic. I hope they’re getting overtime.

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Hailey Baldwin Hangs Out With A Real Model

September 9th, 2015

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You know, last week when I was ragging on Hailey Baldwin for becoming the latest rich girl “model” thanks to her semi-famous dad, I never realized the plus side to my favorite Baldwin getting into the business — well, besides the fact that we might get a couple more bikini pictures out of it. Because now she gets to hang out with actual real models like Shanina Shaik here, which means while Hailey gets to live her dream, I get to live out mine too — of fantasizing about being the tuna in a Hailey and Shanina sandwich. Yum.

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Hailey Baldwin Is Now A Top Model Too! No Joke!

September 4th, 2015

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Stephen Baldwin’s daughter Hailey is now a model. Here she is doing a photoshoot for Nike. Yes, Nike! This is proof that an 18-year-old girl with a good body and a semi-famous dad can be a top model. It’s absolutely nuts! I guess having 1.9 million Instagram followers makes you a f%cking supermodel these days! It’s only a matter of time that big brands realize that being a social media star is a joke and that working with them doesn’t convert sales. Just ask Kim Kardashian how many copies of her “Selfie” book sold. Biggest flop!

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Hailey Baldwin In A Tight White Tank Top

August 24th, 2015

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Here’s Hailey Baldwin out walking around New York with her mom and showing why she’s my favorite Baldwin these days. And after this leg show Hailey put on, I’m seriously considering asking her to be my next future ex-wife. I figure she’s hot enough that it’d be worth the crazy ex-in-laws that come with her.

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Hailey Baldwin And Ireland Baldwin Are Kissing Cousins

July 28th, 2015

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Here’s something that ought get you sickos excited: hot cousins Hailey and Ireland Baldwin at the Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation premiere in New York. And even though they’re just faking that kiss, I figure it’s probably enough to keep your lesbian fantasies going for a while (or at least 30-45 seconds). Anyway, if I had to pick a favorite, I think Hailey’s hotter. But still, I wouldn’t mind being the Tuna in this Baldwin sandwich. Enjoy.

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Hailey Baldwin in A Short Skirt!

June 19th, 2015

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She wasn’t really on my radar much before this week, but I think I’m starting to develop a serious crush on Hailey Baldwin with all the hotness we’ve been getting from her recently — first at the beach, then in short shorts. And now here she is putting on another solid leg show in New York. Anyway, I think it’s a little too early to tell if it’s love, but I’m definitely starting to feel something in my pants region at least…

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Hailey Baldwin In Little Short Shorts

June 18th, 2015

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Last time I did a post on Hailey Baldwin, I said I was having a tough time picking between her and her cousin Ireland for the title of my new favorite Baldwin. But after seeing these shots of Hailey hitting the streets in skintight spandex shorts, it’s not really much of a contest anymore. Although if Ireland wants to make it one, I can be reached by email and I’m open to taking bribes, as long as they involve bikini pictures.

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Hailey Baldwin’s Booty In A Bikini

June 15th, 2015

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According to Google my official sources, Hailey Baldwin‘s 18 these days, so you perverts don’t have to worry about getting a visit from Chris Hansen for checking out these latest bikini pictures of Hailey in Miami. That’s the good news. The bad news is I also found out there’s rumors that Hailey’s dating Justin Bieber. And I’m sorry, but I really don’t get why so many hotties would want to hook up with that tiny douche when there’s perfectly good bloggers out there. It doesn’t make any sense.

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Hot Socialite Models Hang Together

May 25th, 2015

Because the only thing better than one hot socialite model is a whole bunch of them, here’s Hailey Baldwin, Kendall Jenner, and sexy sisters Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid all hanging out in Monaco over the weekend for the F1 Grand Prix. And for those of you out there who don’t think money can buy happiness, just look at these four — their rich parents bought them all a modeling career, and that career makes me and the Little Tuna very happy. I rest my case. Now sit back and enjoy. They paid good money for this.

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2015 amfAR New York Pictures

February 12th, 2015

According to my sources, the 2015 amfAR Gala was held last night, and while I wasn’t invited, it looks like pretty much every single hottie in New York was. Because here’s Karlie KlossHeidi Klum, Paris Hilton, Naomi Campbell, Coco Rocha, Ivanka Trump, Hailey Baldwin, Lindsay Ellingson, Lais Ribeiro, Elsa Hosk, Isabeli Fontana, Josephine Skriver, Shanina Shaik, Ginta Lapina, Allie Rizzo, Camila Alves, and Alexandra Richards all doing their part for charity. And I don’t know about you guys, but it’s making me want to make a big donation. What? At least I’d be reaching into my pants for a good cause for once.

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Hailey Baldwin Is Still Big Trouble

November 7th, 2014

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Here’s Hailey Baldwin at the grand opening of Topshop’s flagship store in New York, but before you perverts hold any grand openings of your own (yes, I’m talking about your pants), you should know something important: according to my research, Hailey’s still only 17. So you’re probably going to want to close up shop and just move it along. I don’t want to get anybody in trouble. Especially not me.

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