Hey, I guess my call for Haley King (aka Hunter King) to get more attention worked, because her and that impressive cleavage of hers got invited to another red carpet. Because here she is busting out at the premiere of Wish I Was Here again today. Maybe it was the Daytime Emmy win, maybe it was the Tuna Bump, there’s no way to know for sure. All I know is, I’m wishing I was there right now too, so Haley could give me the thanks I’m convinced I deserve. Oh well. Guess I’ll have to take a raincheck on that motorboat.