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Havana Brown Is My Favorite DJ

August 12th, 2014

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Here’s Havana Brown at the Palms Pool in Las Vegas showing why she’s one of my all-time favorite DJs, and not just because I can’t name a single other one. Nope, it’s because the Aussie singer/dancer/hottie puts on one hell of a great leg show, and even though I wish she’d kept with the pool theme and worn a bikini to go with these short shorts, I’d still love to hire her for my next pool party. I’ll go get the kiddie pool out of my mom’s garage.

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Havana Brown Does Maxim Good

July 18th, 2013

Havana Brown

Here’s my all-time favorite DJ Havana Brown posing topless for Maxim Australia, and making it pretty hard for me not to make a lame “down under” joke. I know you guys expect better than that, but listen, looking at these pictures, it’s already difficult enough for me to remember how to do simple things like blink, breathe and form coherent sentences, let alone come up with jokes. I’m not a miracle worker here.

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Havana Brown Is The World’s Sexiest DJ

April 11th, 2013

Havana Brown

I don’t know much about Havana Brown other than that she’s some Australian DJ/singer/dancer/hottie. And obviously that she knows how to dress, from the see-through shirt and booty shorts she was rocking at whatever event hires no-name Australian DJ/singers to perform. Either way, I’m thinking I might have to hire Havana for my next big event. Think she does dog birthday parties?

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I Went To The Wrong Restaurant Last Night!

January 17th, 2013

So last night was the grand opening of some new restaurant in Las Vegas called Andrea’s, and judging from these pictures, every babe within a 100 mile radius went there. There’s Kate Upton, Ashley Greene, Maria Menounos, Stacy Keibler, a very pregnant Holly Madison, Claire Sinclair, Havana Brown, Jessica Burciaga, Krysten Ritter, and the list goes on. Obviously I picked the wrong night to go to McDonald’s. The menu here looks fantastic. I’ll have one of each.

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