You guys all know I love this little sexy person, but I don’t know what Carl’s Jr. was thinking when they decided to put this commercial together with Hayden Panettiere. It’s not sexy or appetizing. It just leaves you wanting to go eat at McDonald’s. It’s an ultimate fail! I would have had Hayden in a ring fighting midget lucha libre wrestlers in a micro swimsuit. That wolud have been much better!
I can’t believe I’m writing this, but here is MILF Hayden Panettiere showing some leg action in Yahoo Style. Yes, this little body had a a baby come out of it. Crazy! Anyway, this shoot is pretty lame so we’ll move along to some better crap.
According to my sources, Hayden Panettiere is heading to film one of those sexy Carl’s Jr. commercials in these shots. Which means this leg show is just a taste of what’s to come, because a couple weeks from now, we’ll get to watch my favorite little person sloppily eat a burger in Daisy Dukes. I bet it’ll look so big in those tiny hands of hers too. Mmm…
OK, so I know I was making fun of the Critics’ Choice Awards earlier, but turns out, they weren’t all bad. Nobody told me they gave an award for the year’s Hottest Little Person! Because otherwise, I can’t think of any reason why Hayden Panettiere would’ve been invited. It’s not like she’s up to anything these days. But here’s hoping this is just the start of a serious hotness comeback from my favorite little person and her giant cleavage.
She took a while off for maternity leave, but the good news is it looks like my favorite little person Hayden Panettiere is finally back to work. No, not making movies and/or TV. I mean, looking foxy on red carpets. Here she is at something called the Ein Herz für Kinder Gala, whatever that means, wearing a pair of giant heels in order to pose with her XL-sized husband. But if that were me with Hayden, I wouldn’t make her change a thing. I like the little midget just the way she is — well, minus 2-3 layers of clothes. But other than that, she’s perfect.
We haven’t seen my former favorite little person Hayden Panettiere in a long time. I always said having a kid with a giant would be hazardous to her career. But the good news is she came out to watch her husband get his XL-sized ass kicked at the World Heavyweight Championship fight in Germany. And since Hayden’s looking just as busty and hot as ever, even though Wlad lost, I’d say the rest of us all won big-time.
I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been worried about Hayden Panettiere ever since my favorite little person went and did something completely reckless and selfish — aka having a kid with that Russian giant. And it looks like I was right to be concerned, because here she is out in New York looking mighty thick and eating at Subway. That’s just not right… But the good news is, it’s not too late to turn it around. 30-45 seconds of cardio a day with yours truly and we’ll get Hayden back to her normal tiny size in no time. Or at the very least, ruin her appetite. Call me!
Here’s Hayden Panettiere at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards last night, for all you weirdos with fetishes out there. And no, I don’t mean the fact that Hayden’s a little person with giant cleavage. I’m talking about the fact that she’s pregnant. Gross. Anyway, I know that does the trick for some of you sickos, but personally, I prefer charting Hayden’s other growing baby bumps, and it looks like they’re coming along quite nicely. I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t wait to see how much bigger they get.
To all you pregnant celebs out there, take it from my favorite little person Hayden Panettiere here: now this is how you take a pregnant selfie. Because let’s be honest, apart from the mommy blogs, these are the only baby bumps anybody actually cares about or wants to see. And if you ask me, Hayden’s look like they’re coming along very nicely. I already can’t wait for the next update.
Now this is more like it: everyone’s favorite little person with big funbags Hayden Panettiere showed up to The Met Gala showing off the goods last night. Which is much better than the last time we saw her, when she was reenacting My Giant with her fiance. It’s also giving me a way more enjoyable mental picture that doesn’t involve making a bunch of complicated diagrams in my head. So enjoy.
It’s been a while since we’ve had my favorite little person Hayden Panettiere on the site, but I’m sure I’m not the only one who was hoping to see her posing with her upgraded chesticles instead of her boxer fiance Andre the Giant or whatever his name is. Anyway, apparently she was in Germany to watch him win some heavyweight title fight, or wrestle a bear or something. Either way, I think it’s unfair and he should be picking on someone his own size, and same goes with Hayden.
Here’s our favorite little midget Hayden Panettiere at the Jony And Marc’s (RED) Auction event showing off her amazing chesticles. Ever since Hayden decided to upgrade her boobs, I’ve become her biggest fan and feel that I deserve to win a trip face first in between Hayden’s “Cleavagetown”. So Hayden, if you’re reading this, it’s time you show your #1 fan some appreciation!
It’s not very often that I’m blown away by what a celebrity wears, but Hayden Panettiere just made my tighties explode in this see through little number. Here she is showing off her new funbags in the most classy way at the 23rd Annual Environmental Media Awards and if you weren’t a fan of my favorite little busty midget before this, I’m sure these pictures will have changed that.
Today’s extra catch consists of Nikki Reed, Lauren Conrad, Kim Kardashian, Fearne Cotton, Jennifer Ellison, Alexis Bellino, Brandi Glanville, Lucy Liu, Ariana Grande, Nicole Scherzinger, Iggy Azalea, Dree Hemingway, Liv Tyler, Hayden Panettiere, Sammi Giancola, Lenay Dunn, Preeya Kalidas, Laura Whitmore, Kirsten Dunst, Alessandra Ambrosio, Natalie Morales.