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WTF Happened To Heidi Montag’s Hotness?

March 20th, 2015

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So much for that triumphant hotness comeback of Heidi Montag‘s that I predicted a while back… It looks like that lasted even shorter than Heidi’s 15 minutes of fame. Because after seeing her at WE tv’s The Evolution of Relationship Reality Shows red carpet, I’m not sure what’s sadder — what’s happened to one of my former favorite hot nobodies, or that someone dedicated a whole night to celebrating her and her loser husband’s lame reality shows. Either way, let’s just move on. This whole thing is way too depressing.

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Heidi Montag Makes A Hotness Comeback

January 6th, 2015

Heidi Montag

It’s been a long time since I’ve had Heidi Montag on the site, but it looks like my former favorite busty nobody’s 15 minutes aren’t up yet. Because here she is heading into a taping of The Today Show and as far as I know, it wasn’t as an audience member. Anyway, I’m not sure what Heidi’s up to these days and I don’t care enough to look it up, but if this hotness comeback keeps up, we could be seeing a lot more of her in the future. Preferably the part from Heidi’s shoulders to her stomach. Fingers crossed!

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Heidi Montag’s Cleavage Comeback!

September 2nd, 2013

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Here’s my former favorite nobody Heidi Montag out celebrating her loser husband’s 30th birthday at Crazy Horse III. Because you always invite your wife along to your birthday party at the Vegas strip club, right? Anyway, I know it’s been a while since we’ve seen Heidi, but I didn’t realize her and that d-bag were still married. I guess I always assumed that it was just a sham for the cameras, like pretty much everything else they did. But now I finally understand why she kept ignoring my attempts to ask her out. Shh, let me have this.

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Heidi Montag Is A Busty Stripper

October 22nd, 2012

Here is Heidi Montag hosting the Crazy Horse Gentlemen‘s Club’s 3 year anniversary and she made sure to bring along the girls.I guess you have to when you are making appearances at strip clubs. I don’t think she performed, but I’m pretty sure in a couple of years she’ll graduate to being a full fledged adult entertainer. Fingers crossed.

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