Today’s InstaBabe is LA model Carmella Rose, and trust me, all it takes is a quick look through her Instagram, and you’ll understand why I picked her. (And just in case these pictures aren’t enough, I’ve included some video evidence below too.) As far as I can tell, the only downside to this super-hottie is that I just read somewhere she might be dating that Cody Simpson loser. So first he almost ruins Gigi Hadid, and now he’s going after my InstaBabes? I can’t argue with the guy’s taste in women, but c’mon, I saw them first! It’s like calling dibs doesn’t mean anything anymore.
I think this might be the first time I’ve ever creeped a dog’s Instagram before, but trust me, after seeing today’s InstaBabe Yovanna Ventura you’ll understand. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I want to see as many pictures of this Miami model and her perfect booty as I can find. In fact, the only knock on Yovanna is that apparently according to my sources, she used to date that loser Justin Bieber. But hey, no one’s perfect, right? Because otherwise, Yovanna comes pretty damn close.
Listen up perverts, because here’s today’s latest InstaBabe: Ana Cheri. And trust me, if you’re not following this busty hottie on Instagram yet, you’re going to want to get on that ASAP. Because Ana’s delivering so much epic hotness on a daily basis, I’m pretty sure she’s officially considered one of the top 10 contributors to global warming. Yow. Enjoy.
I feel like you guys are digging these Instagram hottie finds almost as much as I’m enjoying searching for them, so here’s another one of my latest discoveries: Brittney Brannagan. I haven’t been able to find out much about her, but after going through Brittney’s Instagram, I think she’s definitely the kind of girl I could take home to
mom my mom’s basement. Enjoy.
Last time we saw Josie Canseco, aka Jose Canseco’s daughter, she was major league trouble. But according to my sources, she’s 18 now and supposedly she wants to be a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. And just going off her Instagram, I think Josie’s definitely got what it takes to go pro at this whole bikini model thing. But in case she needs a little more practice, I’d be happy to help. My phone takes great pictures, just FYI.
As you know, it’s part of my job to find new hotties for all of us to drool over, and here’s my latest discovery: Tika Camaj. Apparently in addition to being a former Victoria’s Secret model, Tika’s also a taekwondo black belt champion, which means these seriously sexy pictures aren’t the only way she could turn your pants region black and blue. Ow! So, where can I sign up to go a few rounds with this hottie?
If I didn’t already have a major crush on Anna Herrin, this video the hot model posted to Instagram of her dancing in a bikini and a captain’s hat (and accidentally breaking things) definitely would’ve done the trick. And it’s a good thing it loops automatically too, because otherwise, I would’ve sprained my wrist from clicking play about a million times. Enjoy.
There’s few things I love more than finding new pictures of a hottie for us all to drool over. It’s why I spend all that time on Instagram. You know, for “research.” Anyway, my latest find combines two of my favorite things: a hottie eating a banana and Lindsey Pelas‘ giant boobs. If you ask me, they really put the fun in funbags. Enjoy.
*Video: Lindsey and her friend getting their BBQ on
It’s our lucky day when Jessica Alba posts her sweet ass in a bikini on social media. I was starting to think that she was done with the sexy and didn’t really care for my MILF title of the year, but something has changed and I’m happy for it. Damn, I want to take a bite out of that delicious tush.
I’ve always said that Rihanna knows her best angles. And this latest shot she posted to Instagram just proves it. But as much as I dig Rihanna’s selfies, I think she should really let someone else take the pictures from now on. Just think how much more she could get in the shot. And I’d be happy to volunteer. We can even use her camera. I mean, my phone takes great pictures and all, but clearly hers does too.
Don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten about my favorite supermodel Nina Agdal, I’ve just been taking a little break from all those daily updates. What do they say? Absence makes the pants region grow fonder, or something like that? Anyway, I was doing my usual
creeping research on Nina’s Instagram the other day and realized we’ve gone way too long without a post on her. So here’s some of her Insta-highlights to help catch you guys back up on what Nina’s been up to lately: looking every bit as hot as you remembered. Enjoy.
I don’t know if you guys noticed or not, but it’s been over a week since we’ve gotten any new Arianny Celeste hotness, and that’s way too long to go without pictures of my all-time favorite ring girl. So I figured I’d take matters into my own hands, act like a real fake-journalist and see what was new over on her Instagram. Turns out, it’s lots and lots of super-sexy bikini pictures. So if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to work, because this is a story that’s definitely worth investigating further.
In case you’ve been wondering what Torrie Wilson is up to these days now that she’s not wrestling anymore, here you go: I’m pretty sure she became a professional selfie bikini model, at least judging from a brief creep of her Instagram. Anyway, I’m not sure how well that gig pays though, so I’d be happy to offer Torrie a part-time job at the Hollywood Tuna offices to help her make ends meet. I’m not exactly sure what I’d need her to do yet, but taking more pictures like this would be a good place to start.
My favorite thing about holiday weekends, besides the fact that day drinking is socially acceptable and not a sign you need to go to AA, is that hotties like Arianny Celeste lay around at the pool in bikinis all day and then post pictures of it to Instagram. So enjoy these. Meanwhile, I’ve got some more celebrating to do.