I know a lot of you out there dig Charlotte McKinney, even though I think she’s just another Insta-hottie who got lucky and there’s a ton of other Instagram models out there who are just as hot (like, say, any of our InstaBabes). But that said, even I can’t deny that Charlotte’s got serious talent. It just happens to be located entirely within the region between her shoulders and her stomach. Enjoy.
Because I care about you guys, I’m going to save you all the embarrassment of pretending you’re just buying a copy for “your niece,” so here’s the photoshoot Bella Thorne did for the latest issue of Seventeen. Although if you ask me, her latest Instagram shots are way better. Not to mention way less likely to get you added to a watch list by a 7-Eleven cashier. Enjoy.
I know that Kate Hudson may not be as gifted in the chest region as most of the other hotties I post on this site, but don’t let that fool you. She’s still pretty talented. And by that I mean, her booty still looks damn good in a bikini, at least judging from this latest shot she posted to Instagram. What? You thought I was talking about her acting?
I know there’s a lot of up-and-coming hotties out there, but I really think that out of all of them, Bella Thorne has the best chance to become a huge star. Because not only can she act, but it turns out she’s also pretty great at Instagram. Here’s a sample of her latest shots, and if you ask me, Bella’s already a more talented Instagram model than Gigi Hadid. Can’t wait to see what she comes up with next.
As far as I can tell, I haven’t done a post on Brittany Suleiman before. But expect that all to change now that I’ve discovered this hottie’s Instagram. Because out of all the hot, selfie-taking Instagram models I’ve
creeped “researched” over the years, Brittany is definitely Top 10. So here’s hoping we see a lot more of her where this came from. And with selfie talent like this, I’m sure we will. Enjoy.
It’s been at least a couple weeks since I’ve done a post on Courtney Stodden, and maybe the paps have gotten tired of following the busty wannabe around, but I definitely haven’t. So I decided to look into what my former #1 favorite hot nobody has been up to lately, and here’s a few of the highlights. Looks like she’s got a new gig as a professional Instagram model, which is the perfect use of her many talents, if you ask me. Let’s just hope Courtney can keep up the good work.
I know I like to make fun of all the wannabe professional hotties out there, but if you’re looking for proof that not all Instagram models are created equal, just check out Polish super-cutie Sandra Kubicka. Here she is at the beach in Miami, and one thing’s for sure, this is one model that definitely knows how to pose. Yow!
If you’re a fan of busty hotties in bikinis, I have a feeling you’re going to dig today’s InstaBabe Anna-Christina Schwartz. And if you’re not, well, I’m not sure what you’re still doing reading this site. Anyway, I know I always say how I want to go motorboating with hotties like Anna-Christina, so I’m going to change it up a bit this time. Maybe instead we can go fishing together and reel in a big tuna. OK, fine, more like a little one, but still, call me!
I always have trouble figuring out what people dress up as for Halloween, especially when they make up those crazy specific costumes, like zombie George Wendt or something. But I’m pretty sure one of my new favorite Instagram models Monica Sims went as a slutty Instagram model this year. That or Christina Aguilera in her “Dirrty” video. It’s hard to tell these days.
It’s almost Halloween, aka my favorite time of year, and here’s a little something to get you in the holiday spirit: today’s InstaBabe Morgan Osman in one seriously sexy costume. Although as you can see from the rest of her Instagram pictures, she dresses up pretty great the rest of the year too. Enjoy!
I know I like to rag on professional Instagram models whose only claim to fame is knowing how to take a good bikini selfie, so this one’s for all you wannabe hotties out there. Because if you really want to build a serious Instagram following and become famous, you should be paying attention to how Sara Jean Underwood does it. Forget those lame, boring selfies and duck faces. Now here’s a girl who really knows how to pose. Yow!
I know I like to rag on professional Instagram models like Kylie Jenner or Gigi Hadid, but here’s one who I actually think has some real talent: Alyssa Arce. Now, yes, when I say talent, I’m talking about the area between Alyssa’s shoulders and stomach… But that said, she’s still hands-down the most talented Instagram model I’ve seen in weeks. And that’s got to count for something.
I’ve never really understood why people love UFC so much — watching a bunch of sweaty dudes roll around on the ground together just isn’t my thing — but I’d pony up for pay-per-view just to see a few seconds of their seriously hot ring girls, like today’s InstaBabe Kahili Blundell. Turns out, in addition to being a professional ring hottie, she’s also a semi-pro Instagram model. Anyway, as great as these pictures are, I don’t think it’s enough to push Kahili past Arianny Celeste for the top spot in my official Tuna UFC Hottie Power Rankings, but she’s definitely rising fast. And she’s not the only one either, if you catch my drift… I’m talking about my pants tent, just to be clear.
I pride myself on staying up-to-date on all the latest professional Instagram hotties. So I was surprised I’d never heard of this Shea Marie before, since apparently she’s a huge “Instagram star” and some kind of Instagram fashion blogger. So in other words, she got on the site early, got a huge following because it was easy to do back when they first started, because their algorithm was designed to make Insta-stars. And now she basically does nothing all day but put on whatever clothes companies pay her to wear. Hard life… Not like today’s Instagram stars, who actually contribute something useful to society: like daily bikini shots. What a joke.