I know it’s my job to stay up-to-date on all the latest hotties, but listen, there’s a lot of busty blondes out there, and it’s kinda tough to remember who’s who when you’ve got your nose pressed up against a computer screen 24/7. Point is, this is the first time I’m doing a post on Caitlin Arnett here, but if this hottie’s Instagram feed and killer bikini body are any indication, it definitely won’t be the last. Enjoy.
I know sometimes I like to make fun of Emily Ratajkowski and point out that no matter how many Instagram followers she gets, she’s really just another hot nobody with a killer body who lucked into a gig as an A-list supermodel. But then I see her latest round of Insta-bikini pictures and I immediately forgot about all that. Or how to open my mouth without drooling. Or how to keep my pants around my waist. So you guys enjoy these, while I go try to sort that out.
Apparently it’s been at least a year since I’ve posted any new pictures from Miami “model”/InstaHottie/five-alarm pants fire Lyna Perez. And I apologize for the delay, but there’s a lot of professional Instagram models out there, and it’s tough to stay on top of them all. But I’m happy to report that as of my last Instagram
creep search, Lyna’s still looking hot as ever and still showing off those bolt-ons of hers on a daily basis. So check her out below and make up for lost time. I figure 30, 45 seconds should probably do it.
What’s hotter than having Josephine Skriver and Elsa Hosk as a main photo for a post? I spent some time inspecting Josephine’s Instagram and came up with this gem. I suggest you guys do the same and take an hour to go through each and everyone of these pics. Enjoy.
Emily Ratajkowski is one of those models who is just popular because she got naked in a very racy music video, but I wonder where she’d be if that video never happened? Probably Playboy Cyber girl. Anyway, here are her latest Instagram posts and Snaps. Enjoy.
As you know, I’m a big fan of the Russian Instagram models. They are all hot because they all look the same. I think they probably have the same plastic surgeons. Anyway, meet Anella Miller. Judging by her Instagram page, she seems expensive, but I’m sure once I reach my goal of 50 million dollars, I can own her. I’m only $49 999 999 away from that target, but I’m sure if I start a GoFundMe page, I can achieve that goal in 30 days.
I don’t know about you guys, but Abigail Ratchford has always reminded me of an American Lucy Pinder. They’ve both got massive sets of funbags, they’re both brunette, and I have no clue what either of them do for a paying job. Oh, and they both routinely ignore my Twitter marriage proposals. Anyway, since it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new busty hotness from Abigail, I figured I’d creep her Instagram for you guys. You’re welcome.
I’ve done a couple posts on Ryan Newman before, but I’m guessing you perverts probably aren’t as up-to-date on your C-list “celebrities” as I am. So here’s a quick refresher: Ryan here’s a professional “actress,” and also a wannabe model and pretend singer. And I guess now we can add professional InstaHottie to the list, because this girl’s social media game is so hot, it should come with a flammable warning or something. Yow!
It’s been at least a couple weeks since we’ve gotten any new pictures from supermodel/instant pants fire Josephine Skriver, and I don’t know about you guys, but I got a little sick of waiting around for her next photoshoot. So I figured I’d take matters into my own hands and go creep through her Instagram for some new bikini and/or lingerie pictures from the Victoria’s Secret Angel. Don’t say I never do anything for you guys.
Last time I introduced you guys to Casie Dunstan, I pointed out that it was a crime that a hottie this smoking only had 9,500 Instagram followers. So I figured I’d check back in a week later and see how she was doing post-Tuna Bump. Looks like she’s up to 11,800 now, which isn’t bad. But I still think that number could go way higher. Hmm. Maybe a high-profile fling with a D-list blogger might help. I mean, it couldn’t hurt, right? Call me!
I don’t know who this dude is getting a handful of Ariel Winter‘s booty in her latest Instagram bikini picture, but I guess that’s her new boyfriend. And I’m not going to lie, I’m getting a little jealous here. Not only am I never going to be able to get within groping distance of Ariel’s bikini booty, but I don’t think I’d be able to pick her up either. She’s not exactly light. And I’m not exactly buff. Guess I’d better go do a few more forearm reps just in case.
I’m still waiting for Alexis Ren to realize that me and her are meant to be together, but until that happens, I guess I’m just going to have to keep drooling over her photoshoots. And you guys can feel free to join me. I’m not possessive or anything. So here’s the latest set of bikini pictures from my new favorite Insta-hottie. Enjoy. I know I will.
As you guys know, I spend approximately 50% of my day scrolling through Instagram (I spend the other half sleeping, obviously). Which is how I’m always finding new hotties for us all to collectively drool over. And here’s my latest discovery: Silvia Caruso. Now, I only really know two things about her. One, that she’s an Italian model. And two, that she’s my newest crush. I think you’ll probably be able to see why after you check out the pictures.
So I was doing my daily Instagram
creeping research earlier when I stumbled across another Russian hottie I think would make a great mail-order bride. And since I’m too poor to afford her myself (well, unless I can find a buyer for my collection of mint Burger King coupons…), I figured I might as well share her with you guys too. So meet Lena Denisova. If anyone wants to go in on this with me, maybe we can figure out a timeshare or something.