It’s our lucky day when Jessica Alba posts her sweet ass in a bikini on social media. I was starting to think that she was done with the sexy and didn’t really care for my MILF title of the year, but something has changed and I’m happy for it. Damn, I want to take a bite out of that delicious tush.
I’ve always said that Rihanna knows her best angles. And this latest shot she posted to Instagram just proves it. But as much as I dig Rihanna’s selfies, I think she should really let someone else take the pictures from now on. Just think how much more she could get in the shot. And I’d be happy to volunteer. We can even use her camera. I mean, my phone takes great pictures and all, but clearly hers does too.
Don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten about my favorite supermodel Nina Agdal, I’ve just been taking a little break from all those daily updates. What do they say? Absence makes the pants region grow fonder, or something like that? Anyway, I was doing my usual
creeping research on Nina’s Instagram the other day and realized we’ve gone way too long without a post on her. So here’s some of her Insta-highlights to help catch you guys back up on what Nina’s been up to lately: looking every bit as hot as you remembered. Enjoy.
I don’t know if you guys noticed or not, but it’s been over a week since we’ve gotten any new Arianny Celeste hotness, and that’s way too long to go without pictures of my all-time favorite ring girl. So I figured I’d take matters into my own hands, act like a real fake-journalist and see what was new over on her Instagram. Turns out, it’s lots and lots of super-sexy bikini pictures. So if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to work, because this is a story that’s definitely worth investigating further.
In case you’ve been wondering what Torrie Wilson is up to these days now that she’s not wrestling anymore, here you go: I’m pretty sure she became a professional selfie bikini model, at least judging from a brief creep of her Instagram. Anyway, I’m not sure how well that gig pays though, so I’d be happy to offer Torrie a part-time job at the Hollywood Tuna offices to help her make ends meet. I’m not exactly sure what I’d need her to do yet, but taking more pictures like this would be a good place to start.
My favorite thing about holiday weekends, besides the fact that day drinking is socially acceptable and not a sign you need to go to AA, is that hotties like Arianny Celeste lay around at the pool in bikinis all day and then post pictures of it to Instagram. So enjoy these. Meanwhile, I’ve got some more celebrating to do.
Just when I didn’t think it could get any better than her recent string of booty shots, Maria Menounos took her hotness streak to the next level with a pair of bikini picture Instagrams. Now, some hotties are fine with letting the paparazzi do all the hard work, but I really appreciate that Maria made an effort to spice things up and keep the streak going with some pictures of her own. That’s the mark of a true pro. Let’s hope this never ends.
Man, Kelly Brook is just the gift that keeps on giving these days. After all the bikini pictures we’ve had this week, here are even more of Kelly from Instagram, and some bonus candids of her at the beach. But I’m pretty sure her self-shots win out. She obviously knows her best angles. So thanks Kelly for making things easy on me again today. We all really appreciate it.
Like I said last time, I like Rihanna best when she’s doing her own personal photoshoots on Instagram. She obviously knows her best angles, as you can see from this booty shot. And she always seems to make the best faces. Hot. Keep ’em coming.
I just don’t get this Amanda Bynes chick. Whenever she’s out in public, she’s always trying to cover her face from the paparazzi, but now she’s posting pictures of her boobs on Instagram? Not that we mind, but I guess this is what’s left of her career. So enjoy Amanda’s newest release. Hey, I’ll choose sexy crazy over scary crazy any day.
Man, thanks to Instagram and Twitter, it’s just so easy to be
a perv uh, I mean, a celebrity blogger these days. First, we had those awesome Rihanna pictures, and now here’s Emily Osment looking good, and all grown up. So thanks Emily for helping make this job easy for me. I wouldn’t even have had to put on pants today, if it weren’t for that prude Starbucks manager complaining about health codes.
I just did some research on Vanessa Hudgens’ younger sister and it turns out that Stella’s only 16. I thought she was older because every single time she posts pictures on Twitter or Instagram, they’re somewhat suggestive. I guess she’s following her older sister’s footsteps. Poor girl, needs some positive role models in her life. Anyway, let’s move along. Danger! Danger!