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Raiding Josephine Skriver’s Instagram

March 24th, 2017

Josephine Skriver

What’s hotter than having Josephine Skriver and Elsa Hosk as a main photo for a post? I spent some time inspecting Josephine’s Instagram and came up with this gem. I suggest you guys do the same and take an hour to go through each and everyone of these pics. Enjoy.

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Josephine Skriver      

Emily Ratajkowski Roughing It

March 23rd, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski

Emily Ratajkowski is one of those models who is just popular because she got naked in a very racy music video, but I wonder where she’d be if that video never happened? Probably Playboy Cyber girl. Anyway, here are her latest Instagram posts and Snaps. Enjoy.

         
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Anella Miller Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

March 22nd, 2017

Anella Miller

As you know, I’m a big fan of the Russian Instagram models. They are all hot because they all look the same. I think they probably have the same plastic surgeons. Anyway, meet Anella Miller. Judging by her Instagram page, she seems expensive, but I’m sure once I reach my goal of 50 million dollars, I can own her. I’m only $49 999 999 away from that target, but I’m sure if I start a GoFundMe page, I can achieve that goal in 30 days.

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Instagram “Model” Abigail Ratchford Has A Hard Life

March 14th, 2017

Abigail Ratchford

I don’t know about you guys, but Abigail Ratchford has always reminded me of an American Lucy Pinder. They’ve both got massive sets of funbags, they’re both brunette, and I have no clue what either of them do for a paying job. Oh, and they both routinely ignore my Twitter marriage proposals. Anyway, since it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new busty hotness from Abigail, I figured I’d creep her Instagram for you guys. You’re welcome.

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Abigail Ratchford

Raiding Ryan Newman’s Instagram And Snapchat

March 14th, 2017

Ryan Newman

I’ve done a couple posts on Ryan Newman before, but I’m guessing you perverts probably aren’t as up-to-date on your C-list “celebrities” as I am. So here’s a quick refresher: Ryan here’s a professional “actress,” and also a wannabe model and pretend singer. And I guess now we can add professional InstaHottie to the list, because this girl’s social media game is so hot, it should come with a flammable warning or something. Yow!

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Raiding Josephine Skriver’s Instagram

March 13th, 2017

Josephine Skriver

It’s been at least a couple weeks since we’ve gotten any new pictures from supermodel/instant pants fire Josephine Skriver, and I don’t know about you guys, but I got a little sick of waiting around for her next photoshoot. So I figured I’d take matters into my own hands and go creep through her Instagram for some new bikini and/or lingerie pictures from the Victoria’s Secret Angel. Don’t say I never do anything for you guys.

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Instagram “Model” Casie Dunstan Is Sweet

February 23rd, 2017

Last time I introduced you guys to Casie Dunstan, I pointed out that it was a crime that a hottie this smoking only had 9,500 Instagram followers. So I figured I’d check back in a week later and see how she was doing post-Tuna Bump. Looks like she’s up to 11,800 now, which isn’t bad. But I still think that number could go way higher. Hmm. Maybe a high-profile fling with a D-list blogger might help. I mean, it couldn’t hurt, right? Call me!

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Ariel Winter’s Booty Show

February 16th, 2017

Ariel Winter

I don’t know who this dude is getting a handful of Ariel Winter‘s booty in her latest Instagram bikini picture, but I guess that’s her new boyfriend. And I’m not going to lie, I’m getting a little jealous here. Not only am I never going to be able to get within groping distance of Ariel’s bikini booty, but I don’t think I’d be able to pick her up either. She’s not exactly light. And I’m not exactly buff. Guess I’d better go do a few more forearm reps just in case.

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Alexis Ren’s Sweet Booty Action

February 10th, 2017

Alexis Ren

I’m still waiting for Alexis Ren to realize that me and her are meant to be together, but until that happens, I guess I’m just going to have to keep drooling over her photoshoots. And you guys can feel free to join me. I’m not possessive or anything. So here’s the latest set of bikini pictures from my new favorite Insta-hottie. Enjoy. I know I will.

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Silvia Caruso Is An InstaHottie You Should Know

January 6th, 2017

Silvia Caruso

As you guys know, I spend approximately 50% of my day scrolling through Instagram (I spend the other half sleeping, obviously). Which is how I’m always finding new hotties for us all to collectively drool over. And here’s my latest discovery: Silvia Caruso. Now, I only really know two things about her. One, that she’s an Italian model. And two, that she’s my newest crush. I think you’ll probably be able to see why after you check out the pictures.

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Silvia Caruso

Lena Denisova Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

January 5th, 2017

So I was doing my daily Instagram creeping research earlier when I stumbled across another Russian hottie I think would make a great mail-order bride. And since I’m too poor to afford her myself (well, unless I can find a buyer for my collection of mint Burger King coupons…), I figured I might as well share her with you guys too. So meet Lena Denisova. If anyone wants to go in on this with me, maybe we can figure out a timeshare or something.

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Romee Strijd Doing Her Instagram Modelling Thing Good

January 5th, 2017

Romee Strijd

I’ve always been a big fan of Romee Strijd, even if she isn’t the most famous Victoria’s Secret model out there. But I don’t think I ever knew that she had a second gig as a professional Instagram model too. Anyway, here’s some of the highlights from checking out her profile, and just in case the whole lingerie model thing doesn’t work out, it’s good to know that Romee has something to fall back on.

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Romee Strijd

Hailee Steinfeld Bikini Goodness

January 3rd, 2017

Hailee Steinfeld

Good news, everyone! It looks like Hailee Steinfeld finally took my advice, and ditched those boring teen magazine photoshoots for something that might actually help her career. AKA posting bikini pictures/videos on Instagram. And I’m telling you guys, as long as Hailee keeps listening to me, we’re going to make an A-list hottie out of her in no time. I guarantee it. Next up: “accidentally” “leaking” naughty selfies to her favorite blogger. I’ll go wait by my inbox.

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Maria Menounos Bikini Pictures

January 2nd, 2017

Maria Menounos

Ever since Maria Menounos left Extra, I’ve been waiting to see what she would do next. Maybe her and her perfect Greek booty would get their own spinoff. Or a reality show. But then she went and did something even better: becoming a professional Instagram bikini model. She hasn’t quite gotten the hang of the whole “posting 24/7” thing yet, but she’s got the rest of it down, like the hot wannabe reading list. Just a little constructive criticism, Maria might wanna consider upgrading that fiancé though. Like, say, for a very influential and well-connected blogger. I think it could really do wonders for her new career. Call me!

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