Don’t worry, according to my sources, Ireland Baldwin is 19 now, so checking out this crazy hot black-and-white lingerie photoshoot of hers isn’t going to get you pervs in trouble. Well, not as long as you’re careful about where you look at these. Because it turns out, most people don’t consider a raging pants fire to be a legitimate medical emergency. Instead, they just yell at you to put your pants back on and get out of their coffee shop or they’re “calling the cops.” Go figure.
Today’s extra catch consists of Katie Cleary, Fiona Wade, Ellie Goulding, Karina Smirnoff, Anna Sophia Robb, Victoria Justice, Jill Hennessy, Giada De Laurentiis, Bella Thorne, Ireland Baldwin, Jennifer Westfeldt, Elizabeth Olsen, Shauna Baker, Talisa Noris, Maitland Ward, Dree Hemingway, Taylor Schilling, Diane Kruger, Ashley Benson, Joanna Krupa, Pamela Anderson.
There were so many hotties at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Party last night that it’s hard to keep track of them all: Rachel Hunter, Petra Nemcova, Kate Bock, Genevieve Morton, Jess Gomes, Katherine Webb, Ariel Meredith, Chrissy Teigen, Dominique Piek, Tori Praver, Natasha Barnard, Rebecca Romijn, Ireland Baldwin, Heidi Klum, Kathy Ireland. Still, I can’t believe yours truly didn’t get an invite, especially considering all the press I give them. I guess I can’t be trusted around a bunch of hot models and an open bar, which makes sense. Hell, I can barely be trusted around this post and a Starbucks without getting kicked out for violating their no pants, no service policy.
Today’s extra catch consists of Nicole Scherzinger, Heidi Klum, Pattie Mallette, Uma Thurman, Ireland Baldwin, Candice Swanepoel, Jennifer Lopez, Izabel Goulart, Carly Rae Jepsen, Sofia Reyes, Carla Ortiz, Blanca Suarez, Avril Lavigne, Bip Ling, Lindsay Ellingson, Sarah Harding, Lucy Mecklenburgh, Imogen Thomas, Denise Richards.
Once again, my invite must have gotten lost in the mail because I’m pretty sure that Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Karolina Kurkova, Ireland Baldwin, Alessandra Ambrosio, Jessica Stam, Lily Aldridge, Erin Wasson, Jessica Stam, Linda Evangelista, Linda Cardellini and Karlie Kloss were expecting me to attend the 2013 CFDA Fashion Awards. Sorry ladies, but the USPS just isn’t what it used to be.
Want to know how I know that Ireland Baldwin is trouble? Because she’s attending a high school graduation in these pictures, and it’s not even her own. Whoops. Anyway, according to my exhaustive research, Ireland still has a few months to go before she officially graduates into adulthood, so you might want to hold off on sending any graduation party invites, you pervs. Just move it along.
So, uh, since I’m not really sure what to say about these pictures of Ireland Baldwin going paddleboarding that isn’t going to get me in trouble, I’ll just stick to the facts. According to the Internet, Ireland’s 6’2″ , 17 for another 5 months, and both her and her dad could probably kick my ass. Let’s move on.
I’m pretty sure Ireland Baldwin‘s still only 17, so don’t get too excited over these pictures of her waiting at baggage claim. You probably heard, but her dad Alec has already filed a police report against one person this week, and I’m telling you, you don’t want to become #2.
You know, I’d say I was worried about Ireland Baldwin, considering she’s only 16, but unlike most other Hollywood parents, I’m pretty sure Alec Baldwin is one of the most protective dads around. So instead, let’s just move on before either me or Ireland gets yelled at.
So I just did my usual research (aka Google search) on Alec Baldwin’s daughter, and it turns out Ireland Baldwin is only 16. Oops. I don’t want to get in any trouble, especially not with Alec, so we’d better move along. Nothing to see here!