Irina Shayk is hands down one of my all-time favorite Victoria’s Secret models. And even though we haven’t seen as much of the Russian hottie as I’d like lately, I could post 10 photoshoots of her per day and it’d still barely be enough, as far as I’m concerned. So you guys go ahead and enjoy this new shoot Irina did for Vogue, while I go look for 9 more. Wish me luck.
Because the only thing better than one topless supermodel is three of them, here’s Stella Maxwell, Irina Shayk and Joan Smalls making one seriously sexy hottie sandwich for Replay Jeans’ new ad campaign. And I don’t know if this is actually going to help sell more denim or not, but I definitely need to go buy myself a new pair of sweatpants after this. Yow!
I have no clue what Figaro Magazine is, and I don’t care. I’m just really glad I didn’t miss these shots of Irina Shayk getting naked for their latest issue. And actually, seeing these just gave me a great idea. No, not to lock myself in a Starbucks bathroom for 30-45 seconds. I meant starting my own phoney magazine to get Irina to strip down for me too. Hey, if these guys can do it, why can’t I? Wish me luck!
I hope Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid and all the rest of the so-called Instagram supermodels out there are paying attention right now, because Irina Shayk just gave us all a masterclass in how you do social media. Here’s a few of her latest pants-melting Instagram posts, just in case you’re not already following her. But just be careful: with pictures this hot, Irina’s liable to make both your computer and your pants overheat.
Here’s one of my all-time favorite Victoria’s Secret models Irina Shayk in Spain looking white hot at a party for… ginger ale? Really? I guess Irina must be falling on hard times if she’s down to D-list events like this. But hey, on the plus side, if Irina’s willing to show up for a Schweppes party these days, maybe she’ll finally accept my standing invite to attend one of my famous pool parties. I’d better go fill up the kiddie pool just in case.
According to my sources, the 2016 CFDA Fashion Awards were held in New York last night. And obviously, I don’t know (or care) much about fashion, but I do care about models, and a whole bunch of hotties showed up to the event. Including Irina Shayk, Emily Ratajkowski, Adriana Lima, Jasmine Tookes, Alessandra Ambrosio, Elsa Hosk, Jessica Hart, Martha Hunt, Heidi Klum, Daniela Lopez Osorio, Olivia Culpo, Karlie Kloss, and Shanina Shaik. It was like a who’s who of women I drool over on a daily basis. I’m pretty sure I need to invest in one of those salad bar guards to put over my keyboard after this. Enjoy.
According to my sources, these shots of Irina Shayk running around Central Park are from a new photoshoot she’s doing for Vogue. Which is weird, because with the way the Victoria’s Secret hottie’s all covered up here, I could’ve sworn it was for the new and “improved” Playboy. But I expected better from a fashion mag. Screw the clothes, where’s all the “artsy” topless shots?
Sports Illustrated threw a big party to celebrate their 2016 Swimsuit Issue last night, and invited a whole bunch of serious hotties. Including Bo Krsmanovic, Kelly Rohrbach, Irina Shayk, Hannah Davis, Samantha Hoopes, Chanel Iman, Hannah Ferguson, Barbara Palvin, Lily Aldridge, Hailey Clauson, Erin Heatherton, Nina Agdal, Kate Bock, Tanya Mityushina, Megan Williams, Kyra Santoro, Emily DiDonato, and Daniela Lopez Osorio. The only problem? You know, besides the fact that they didn’t also invite me and the Little Tuna? That they didn’t make it a pool party instead. Now that really would’ve taken this night to the next level…
I don’t mean to brag or anything, but over the years, I’ve become kind of an expert on Victoria’s Secret hotties like Irina Shayk here. And it’s my professional opinion that the less clothing they wear, the hotter they look. These shots of Irina during Mercedes-Benz Berlin Fashion Week just confirm that theory. Because as good as she’s looking here, I guarantee she’d look a million times hotter in nothing but lingerie. It’s just simple math.
As far as I’m concerned, we don’t do nearly enough posts on Irina Shayk in lingerie in this site… If it were up to me, we’d have new shots of her perfect body twice a day. But I guess that’s a lot of pictures to take and there’s only so many photographers out there. So anyway, here’s Irina’s latest photoshoot, and if she ever needs someone to take more of these lingerie shots, I’d be happy to volunteer. My phone takes great pictures.
As I always say, the only thing better than one hottie is multiple hotties, and here’s Hailey Clauson, Irina Shayk, Katrina Bowden, and Natalia Beber at the ASPCA Young Friends benefit. As my readers know, I’m a big dog lover, so it’s probably no surprise that I’m loving seeing some of my favorite hotties playing with cute pooches. I just wish they’d taken a few shots of them playing with each other’s puppies too. Now that would’ve been a great photo-op.
Now that Irina Shayk finally listened to me and broke up with that soccer-playing loser, I guess she’s got more free time on her hands. But instead of using it to finally pay a visit to her favorite blogger, here she is coming back from seeing a show in London. Now, personally, the only live performances I go to see involve stages with a pole on them, but if I knew that hotties like Irina went to the theater, I might give it a shot. Because this right here is definitely something worth giving a standing ovation. Encore!
I know I say this about most of the models I want to sleep with (aka all of them), but when it comes to Irina Shayk, I actually mean it — as far as I’m concerned, she’s one of the sexiest models out there. So here she is at amfAR’s Cinema Against Aids Gala at Cannes looking crazy hot (as usual), and if you can find anyone hotter, then I want to hear about her. Mostly so I can ask her out, because for some reason, Irina still hasn’t answered any of my Twitter proposals yet. I’m sure she’s just really busy with all these parties. Yeah, that’s gotta be it.