Here’s the latest bikini photoshoot from Brazilian super-babe Isabeli Fontana, and yeah, I’m not entirely clear on what the deal is here. Or why Isabeli’s the only one who didn’t get the memo about going topless in this shot. Anyway, I guess I’m willing to give her a pass, but that’s still pretty culturally insensitive if you ask me. When in Rome, right?
According to my sources, the 2015 amfAR Gala was held last night, and while I wasn’t invited, it looks like pretty much every single hottie in New York was. Because here’s Karlie Kloss, Heidi Klum, Paris Hilton, Naomi Campbell, Coco Rocha, Ivanka Trump, Hailey Baldwin, Lindsay Ellingson, Lais Ribeiro, Elsa Hosk, Isabeli Fontana, Josephine Skriver, Shanina Shaik, Ginta Lapina, Allie Rizzo, Camila Alves, and Alexandra Richards all doing their part for charity. And I don’t know about you guys, but it’s making me want to make a big donation. What? At least I’d be reaching into my pants for a good cause for once.
It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new bikini pictures of Isabeli Fontana, let alone ones this hot, but believe or not, she was one of my first supermodel crushes back in the day. Anyway, she kind of dropped off the map after having a kid, and doesn’t get nearly as much press anymore as her fellow super-hot Brazilian Victoria’s Secret MILF Alessandra Ambrosio. But Isabeli will always have a special place in my heart. And by heart, I mean sweatpants.
Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima, Lais Ribeiro, Karlie Kloss, Jourdan Dunn, Isabeli Fontana & Edita Vilkeviciute Do W Magazine
In the mood for some arty black and white supermodel pictures? Usually, I prefer my babes in color, but anytime you get Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Adriana Lima, Lais Ribeiro, Karlie Kloss, Jourdan Dunn, Isabeli Fontana and Edita Vilkeviciute in one magazine, it’s pretty next level!
Here’s one of my first supermodel crushes Isabeli Fontana in a great photoshoot for the September issue of Lui Magazine. I still miss the days when new Isabeli pictures would get delivered to my mailbox every month in the Victoria’s Secret catalogue, but this shoot is bringing back all kinds of good memories. Now if you’ll excuse me, Isabeli and I have a lot of lost time to make up for.
When I woke up this morning and saw that every single sexy model, actress, and famous-for-nothing babe showed up to amfAR’s 20th Annual Cinema Against AIDS event in Cannes, I was extremely pissed off that I was not invited. I guess, the invitation must have got lost in the mail because I’m sure that Paz Vega, Stacy Keibler, Eva Herzigova, Kylie Minogue, Izabel Goulart, Olivia Palermo, Karly Kloss, Rosario Dawson, Jessica Chastain, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Isabeli Fontana, Petra Nemcova, Toni Garn, Lily Donaldson, Karolina Kurkova, Irina Shayk, Jessica Hart, Julia Restoin Roitfeld, Milla Jovovich, Bianca Balti, Selita Ebanks and Tamara Ecclestone would have wanted the sexiest celeb blogger in the world there. At least that is what I’m telling myself.
It was back in 90s, when I first fell in love with Isabeli Fontana. She was one of the first Brazilian models I pleasured myself to. Every month, I would wait for my sister’s Victoria’s Secret catalog and when no one was looking take a little trip to the bathroom. Anyway, eventually she had a kid and disappeared, but here she is at Ipanema beach looking pretty damn good. I think Victoria’s Secret should create a MILF issue and include all their aging models. It’s marketing genius. You’re welcome.
I’ve had Isabeli Fontana on the site for a few Picture Moments before, but never a full-blown post. Looking at these pictures of the Brazilian model at the MTV EMA’s though, I’m starting to think I may have been missing out. Sure, I have no idea what to make of the outfit, other than that she must be auditioning for some new superhero movie. But hey, I’d watch it. I’ve got a thing for smoking hot chicks in skintight leather jumping around. I know, I know, I’m a total nerd.