In case you were wondering who this hottie in the black bikini is, that’s Belgian model Jade Lagardere. I don’t know much about her, but apparently she’s married to some 50-year-old French billionaire. Which just isn’t fair. I mean, what’s he got that I don’t? You know, besides tons of money, influential connections, multiple houses of his own, and the ability to put his filthy rich mitts all over this ridiculous bikini body whenever he wants? Nevermind, don’t answer that. I’m depressed enough already.
July 29th, 2013