Apparently Jennifer Lopez moved to Las Vegas for work, and did her first show last night. And not to disappoint you perverts, but you should probably know it was at Planet Hollywood, and not a strip club. I guess her career’s been going better than I thought. Too bad. Anyway, on the plus side, at least J-Lo busted out some solid cleavage for the after-party, so there’s something we can all celebrate. Enjoy.