In case you’ve been wondering what Jenny McCarthy is up to these days, you’re in luck: because besides looking almost as hot as she did a few decades ago, she apparently hosted something called the “Ultimate Pool Party” over the weekend. Although if you ask me, it’s not really technically the “ultimate” pool party without the world’s sexiest blogger in a Speedo, am I right? Or, you know, without Jenny in a bikini too. Either way, I’m calling false advertising and I suggest we hold the real party at my place later this week. I’ll get out the kiddie pool and a hose.