Here’s one of my all-time favorite MILFs Jessica Alba at the beach in Hawaii, and you know, I didn’t think it was supposed to get chilly in Hawaii, but I’m glad to see I was wrong. Because Jessica’s definitely coming down with a classic case of nippleitis here. And I’m pretty sure the only known cure is for the paps to take lots and lots of pictures with their zoom lenses. Enjoy.
I’m not entirely sure what Jessica Alba does for work anymore, considering I don’t think she’s been in a movie in years. But I guess she’s just busy being a full-time MILF these days, and here she is hard at work going shopping with the paparazzi. Obviously, I would’ve preferred some beach action, but I understand that Jessica’s got a busy schedule these days, so I’m willing to make do with this leg show instead. Here’s hoping she’s able to take time off for a bikini vacation soon though.
No, I have no clue what Jessica Alba was doing at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards, considering she’s not a pop star. Hell, she’s barely even an actress anymore. But I’m never going to complain about seeing one of my all-time favorite MILFs. As far as I’m concerned, she should be invited anywhere there’s going to be cameras around: award shows, red carpets, charity balls, kids’ birthday parties. You name it. Enjoy.
I didn’t think anyone could ever unseat Alessandra Ambrosio as my #1 MILF, but Jessica Alba has been making a serious push for MILF of the Year so far in 2016. First it was yoga for the paps, then a nice bikini vacation, and now here she is in a new beauty campaign for Braun. And you know, if Jessica can keep this up, I think she’s got a real chance… At making my pants region go supernova. Oh, and the #1 MILF thing too, or whatever. Fingers crossed!
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actress MILF/beach bum Jessica Alba hit the beach in a bikini again, this time in Hawaii. Now, unfortunately, she didn’t show off her signature bikini ass pose for the paps just yet, but I figure it’s only a matter of time. She’s got to get warmed up first. Speaking of which, don’t forget to stretch before you enjoy these. I don’t want anyone pulling anything. Well, you know what I mean…
We’ve seen a lot of hotties do yoga for the cameras over the years, but according to my sources, these great shots of Jessica Alba bending over in spandex are for some commercial, instead of the usual fake candids. Anyway, I’m not entirely sure what they’re selling here, but all I know is, if they really wanted to move product, they should just gotten Jessica doing her signature bikini ass pose. That’s always been my favorite yoga pose of hers.
I don’t normally dig these Vogue photoshoots. Just once I’d like to see them focus on what’s really important: the hottie underneath all those lame clothes. But when it’s Jessica Alba, I’m willing to make an exception. Because let’s be honest, this MILF could be dressed head to toe in garbage bags and I’d still drool all over my keyboard.
Don’t get me wrong, as a red-blooded male with a working set of eyes, any new pictures of Jessica Alba are instantly newsworthy. But when I heard the super-hot MILF was spreading her legs for a spread in The Edit Magazine‘s November issue, I was hoping for something a little more exciting than this. Oh well. At least we’ll always have that bikini ass pose.
I know that Jessica Alba isn’t as big of a star anymore as she was back when she was doing her patented bikini ass pose on the regular, but it’s still good to see the super-hot MILF in this new beach photoshoot for Self Magazine. So here’s hoping this is a sign of things to come and Jessica stops putting all her time and energy into trivial things like her business and her kids and starts focusing on what’s really important: giving all of us perverts something to drool over. Fingers crossed.
There’s no denying, Jessica Alba is one of the hottest MILFS. Here she is showing off her yoga moves as she films a commercial for Braun. I think she could use some help with her form. I’m an expert when it comes to yoga. I have years of watching groups of girls at the park. Anyway, there’s only one right way of pulling off this position and that is with me behind her. Ow!
Here’s one of my all-time favorite MILFs Jessica Alba walking through LAX and I’m not sure if this shirt she was wearing is supposed to be like this, or if we just have the paps and their commercial-grade flashes to thank for this MILF see-through moment. But either way, I’m a little disappointed that Jessica forgot to “forget” to wear a bra underneath this. Although to be fair, I guess that could potentially be considered a flight risk, since I don’t know how anyone could possibly concentrate on flying a plane with that much hotness onboard.
I know music videos aren’t as big of a deal as they used to be, but they might as well just stop making them entirely from now, because Taylor Swift just made the greatest one of all-time with “Bad Blood.” It’s got cameos from a whole bunch of hotties like Lily Aldridge, Zendaya, Hayley Williams, Gigi Hadid, Karlie Kloss, Jessica Alba, Martha Hunt, Ellen Pompeo, Cara Delevingne, Cindy Crawford, and Selena Gomez. And I’m going to have to watch it a few hundred more times just to make sure I didn’t miss anyone.
It’s our lucky day when Jessica Alba posts her sweet ass in a bikini on social media. I was starting to think that she was done with the sexy and didn’t really care for my MILF title of the year, but something has changed and I’m happy for it. Damn, I want to take a bite out of that delicious tush.