I don’t normally dig these Vogue photoshoots. Just once I’d like to see them focus on what’s really important: the hottie underneath all those lame clothes. But when it’s Jessica Alba, I’m willing to make an exception. Because let’s be honest, this MILF could be dressed head to toe in garbage bags and I’d still drool all over my keyboard.
Don’t get me wrong, as a red-blooded male with a working set of eyes, any new pictures of Jessica Alba are instantly newsworthy. But when I heard the super-hot MILF was spreading her legs for a spread in The Edit Magazine‘s November issue, I was hoping for something a little more exciting than this. Oh well. At least we’ll always have that bikini ass pose.
I know that Jessica Alba isn’t as big of a star anymore as she was back when she was doing her patented bikini ass pose on the regular, but it’s still good to see the super-hot MILF in this new beach photoshoot for Self Magazine. So here’s hoping this is a sign of things to come and Jessica stops putting all her time and energy into trivial things like her business and her kids and starts focusing on what’s really important: giving all of us perverts something to drool over. Fingers crossed.
There’s no denying, Jessica Alba is one of the hottest MILFS. Here she is showing off her yoga moves as she films a commercial for Braun. I think she could use some help with her form. I’m an expert when it comes to yoga. I have years of watching groups of girls at the park. Anyway, there’s only one right way of pulling off this position and that is with me behind her. Ow!
Here’s one of my all-time favorite MILFs Jessica Alba walking through LAX and I’m not sure if this shirt she was wearing is supposed to be like this, or if we just have the paps and their commercial-grade flashes to thank for this MILF see-through moment. But either way, I’m a little disappointed that Jessica forgot to “forget” to wear a bra underneath this. Although to be fair, I guess that could potentially be considered a flight risk, since I don’t know how anyone could possibly concentrate on flying a plane with that much hotness onboard.
I know music videos aren’t as big of a deal as they used to be, but they might as well just stop making them entirely from now, because Taylor Swift just made the greatest one of all-time with “Bad Blood.” It’s got cameos from a whole bunch of hotties like Lily Aldridge, Zendaya, Hayley Williams, Gigi Hadid, Karlie Kloss, Jessica Alba, Martha Hunt, Ellen Pompeo, Cara Delevingne, Cindy Crawford, and Selena Gomez. And I’m going to have to watch it a few hundred more times just to make sure I didn’t miss anyone.
It’s our lucky day when Jessica Alba posts her sweet ass in a bikini on social media. I was starting to think that she was done with the sexy and didn’t really care for my MILF title of the year, but something has changed and I’m happy for it. Damn, I want to take a bite out of that delicious tush.
After those perfect Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures, here’s my second-favorite MILF Jessica Alba making a pretty strong case for herself at something called the 2014 Baby2Baby Gala honoring Kate Hudson, which is a grouping of words that makes absolutely no sense to me. In fact, the only thing that does make sense is getting to see Jessica’s awesome cleavage. Now where’s the annual event honoring that?
Normally, Halloween is blogger Christmas, encouraging all the hot nobodies out there to dress even sexier than usual. But for some reason, the costumes are pretty sad this year. Case in point: Katy Perry, who’ll bust out serious cleavage at the Kids’ Choice Awards, dressed up like a giant Cheeto. Hot. Anyway, here’s Katy, Jessica Alba, Maria Menounos, Sarah Hyland, Lady Gaga, Christina Milian, Laura James, Keenyah Hill, AJ and Aly Michalka, Amber Rose, Black China, Courteney Cox, Nicola Peltz, Lily Allen, Teresa Moore, Julie Henderson, Katherine McNamara, Dorothy Wang, Hanna Beth, Lily Lane, and Courtney Bingham Sixx. Try and enjoy, if you can. Because some of these costumes are pretty scary. And not in the good way either.
Here’s one of my all-time favorite MILFs Jessica Alba carrying way too much by herself on her way to the gym. I mean, we can barely get a peek at her legs in these shots! Anyway, I think she obviously could use a hand and I just wish I had been there to give her one. And no, I don’t mean with carrying all that, I mean with that perfect booty of hers. Who says chivalry is dead, right?
Today’s extra catch consists of Danica McKellar, Emma Slater, Lolo Jones, Peta Murgatroyd,Amy Purdy, Karina Smirnoff, Kate Moss, Melissa Rauch, Amy Landecker, Mena Suvari, Daisy Lowe, Kerry Washington, Jane Levy, Jane Fonda, Katherine McNamara, Kristen Bell, Abigail Spencer, Tina Fey, Izabel Goulart, Lindsay Lohan, Sienna Miller, Cara Delevingne,Michelle Hunziker, Jessica Alba, Becky G, Sharna Burgess, Sadie Robertson, Lindsay Arnold.
You might want to start bringing a spare pair of pants with you to work this week, because it looks like Jessica Alba‘s recent hotness press tour is just getting started with these shots of her at the LA premiere of Sin City: A Dame To Kill For. Because after this, we’re guaranteed even more MILF goodness at the NY premiere and all the European premieres. I haven’t locked down a date for the star-studded premiere in my mom’s basement yet, but fingers crossed.
Looks like the Dodgers are continuing their proud tradition of getting serious hotties to throw out the first pitch. First it was Chrissy Teigen, and now it’s one of my favorite Hollywood MILFs, Jessica Alba, getting a chance to show off her arm. Which is great and all, but really, I would’ve been much more interested in her showing off that perfect booty of hers instead. I don’t know how that would’ve worked at the baseball game exactly, but come on, these guys are pros, I’m sure they could’ve figured something out.