I know Jessica Alba has got to be getting up there in age these days and she’s got like two kids now or something. But I’ve gotta say, I’m really impressed with her commitment to her work, AKA repping her title as one of Hollywood’s Top 5 MILFs. See, while other hot moms are busy doing lame crap like “parenting their kids” or “spending quality time at home,” here’s Jessica out partying and showing off her cleavage like a pro. That’s what babysitters and nannies and C-list husbands are for, people. Bravo.
I’ve got to hand it to Jessica Alba: Insta-hotties may come and go, but Jessica here’s been killing it in the hotness department for over a decade now. And judging from this cover she did for Harper’s Bazaar Spain, one of my all-time top ten MILFs is still just as much of an instant pants fire as she was back in the early 2000s. I don’t know how she does it, but I think we’re looking at the next Elizabeth Hurley or Christie Brinkley right here. And personally, I’m looking forward to enjoying another few decades of Jessica’s hotness. In 30-45 second intervals, that is.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that most of you dudes probably don’t have a subscription to Women’s Health Australia, so you might have missed seeing one of our favorite MILFs Jessica Alba on this month’s cover. But don’t worry, I’ll save you the trip Down Under to pick up a copy: here’s the beach shoot she did for the mag. And no, I’m not sure why they didn’t get Jessica to do one of her patented bikini booty poses either. That would’ve made a great cover shot, if you ask me.
Here’s Jessica Alba showing off her sweet booty profile at the premiere of her new movie Mechanic: Resurrection. And here’s hoping that now that this movie’s out, she can forget about this acting crap for a bit and get back to her much more important work, AKA practicing her bikini booty poses on the beach for the paps. We’re all counting on you, Jessica. Especially the Little Tuna.
Before you ask, no, these latest shots of Jessica Alba aren’t part of some weird photoshoot for NRA Magazine. According to my sources, they’re stills from her new movie Mechanic: Resurrection. Anyway, I don’t know what the plot is, but judging from these pictures, I assume it has to do with someone kidnapping and holding the world’s hottest MILF for ransom. Those bastards.
I’m not sure what Jessica Alba was doing at the Teen Choice Awards last night, since last time I checked, they don’t have a Best MILF category. (Even though they really should. I’m sure teenage boys care a lot more about that than who wins “Best Movie Villain”…) But it doesn’t really matter why Jessica was invited, me and the Little Tuna are just glad she showed up. And I’m betting the rest of you are too. Enjoy!
Here’s one of my all-time favorite MILFs Jessica Alba at the beach in Hawaii, and you know, I didn’t think it was supposed to get chilly in Hawaii, but I’m glad to see I was wrong. Because Jessica’s definitely coming down with a classic case of nippleitis here. And I’m pretty sure the only known cure is for the paps to take lots and lots of pictures with their zoom lenses. Enjoy.
I’m not entirely sure what Jessica Alba does for work anymore, considering I don’t think she’s been in a movie in years. But I guess she’s just busy being a full-time MILF these days, and here she is hard at work going shopping with the paparazzi. Obviously, I would’ve preferred some beach action, but I understand that Jessica’s got a busy schedule these days, so I’m willing to make do with this leg show instead. Here’s hoping she’s able to take time off for a bikini vacation soon though.
No, I have no clue what Jessica Alba was doing at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards, considering she’s not a pop star. Hell, she’s barely even an actress anymore. But I’m never going to complain about seeing one of my all-time favorite MILFs. As far as I’m concerned, she should be invited anywhere there’s going to be cameras around: award shows, red carpets, charity balls, kids’ birthday parties. You name it. Enjoy.
I didn’t think anyone could ever unseat Alessandra Ambrosio as my #1 MILF, but Jessica Alba has been making a serious push for MILF of the Year so far in 2016. First it was yoga for the paps, then a nice bikini vacation, and now here she is in a new beauty campaign for Braun. And you know, if Jessica can keep this up, I think she’s got a real chance… At making my pants region go supernova. Oh, and the #1 MILF thing too, or whatever. Fingers crossed!
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actress MILF/beach bum Jessica Alba hit the beach in a bikini again, this time in Hawaii. Now, unfortunately, she didn’t show off her signature bikini ass pose for the paps just yet, but I figure it’s only a matter of time. She’s got to get warmed up first. Speaking of which, don’t forget to stretch before you enjoy these. I don’t want anyone pulling anything. Well, you know what I mean…
We’ve seen a lot of hotties do yoga for the cameras over the years, but according to my sources, these great shots of Jessica Alba bending over in spandex are for some commercial, instead of the usual fake candids. Anyway, I’m not entirely sure what they’re selling here, but all I know is, if they really wanted to move product, they should just gotten Jessica doing her signature bikini ass pose. That’s always been my favorite yoga pose of hers.
I don’t normally dig these Vogue photoshoots. Just once I’d like to see them focus on what’s really important: the hottie underneath all those lame clothes. But when it’s Jessica Alba, I’m willing to make an exception. Because let’s be honest, this MILF could be dressed head to toe in garbage bags and I’d still drool all over my keyboard.
Don’t get me wrong, as a red-blooded male with a working set of eyes, any new pictures of Jessica Alba are instantly newsworthy. But when I heard the super-hot MILF was spreading her legs for a spread in The Edit Magazine‘s November issue, I was hoping for something a little more exciting than this. Oh well. At least we’ll always have that bikini ass pose.