Ever since that 90210 reboot of hers went off the air, we haven’t seen Jessica Lowndes around all that much any more. But I’ve got good news. It looks like Jessica’s finally entered the next phase of her career: the one where she goes jogging in low-cut tops and short shorts with the paparazzi. I always knew she’d make a great professional hot nobody. Enjoy.
I still don’t know what the hell happened to Jessica Lowndes the last time we saw her, but I guess it must’ve just been a one-time thing. Because I just happened to be
creeping researching her Instagram recently and she’s looking like just as much of an instant pants fire as she used to back during the good old days. So enjoy. And in case you’re wondering how her booty looks this good, just check out the workout video below. Yow. I guess Jessica actually does work hard. And now, same here. Sorry. TMI?
Here is Jessica Lowndes, Jessica Hart and Jamie Chung at Us Weekly’s Most Stylish New Yorkers event and all I have to say is what did Jessica do to herself? Not only is she not stylish, but her face is butchered. She used to be a pretty looking girl, all sweet and innocent and now this tranny inspired Boy George get up.
Botox? Lip injections? Bad Makeup? I don’t know what she did, but it’s not working.
In case you forgot, Jessica Lowndes here used to be on that 90210 reboot (along with AnnaLynne McCord and a few other hotties), but that show’s been off the air for years now. And I guess the acting thing must not have been working out for her, because it looks like Jessica decided to make a career change. She’s a professional Instagram hottie now. And after checking out her work, I definitely think she made the right call. This is some of the best stuff I’ve ever see Jessica do. And me and the Little Tuna couldn’t be happier for her.
I’m pretty sure they cancelled the 90210 reboot years ago, but luckily we can still get our Jessica Lowndes bikini fix thanks to the magic of Instagram. Although I’m pretty sure she meant to send this latest booty shot to her favorite blogger instead of posting it for the rest of you perverts to drool over too. She might want to double-check her privacy settings.
Usually when I think of the Cannes Film Festival, I think of a bunch of stuffy movie premieres. But I guess I was wrong, because there’s definitely nothing pretentious about these pictures of Jessica Lowndes walking around in a bikini. Yum. Anyway, I’m not entirely sure what Jessica was doing at a film festival but right now, I’m not complaining. I missed that pushed-up cleavage of hers. Here’s hoping she sticks around all week.
For some reason, we don’t get to see Jessica Lowndes or that great pushed-up cleavage of hers on the site all that often anymore. And I can only assume it’s because she never took my advice about how much dating a
pasty influential blogger could do for her career. But the good news is it’s never too late — lucky for Jessica, I’m still single. I know that’s probably hard to believe, but it’s true. Call me!
It’s been a while since we’ve had Jessica Lowndes and her famous pushed-up cleavage on the site, but since I’m always happy to make room for an old favorite, here’s Jessica’s funbags at a Moet & Chandon event honoring Roger Federer’s 1,000th Career Win. Funny, I don’t remember any companies throwing me a fancy party with hotties to honor my 1,000th career blog post. Oh well, I guess there’s always my 1,000,000th career dick joke, right? And at this rate, I should probably hit that milestone later this month. Better start planning that party now, guys… And make sure to invite Jessica, will you?
I always been a big fan of Jessica Lowndes and that pushed-up cleavage of hers, even if I couldn’t tell you what she’s famous for (you know, apart from the whole cleavage thing). Anyway, here’s Jessica heading in to tape some show called Hollywood Today Live and you’ve probably noticed by now that her cleavage didn’t make an appearance. I’m sure the producers were just as bummed as you are, but it’s not all bad, because it gave me a chance to appreciate just how great Jessica’s legs and booty look too. My eyes had never made it down that far before.
We haven’t seen Jessica Lowndes and her pushed-up cleavage in a while, but I’m happy to report that both showed up to the 4th annual Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic. I don’t know much about polo because I don’t own a monocle, but I’m pretty sure it involves riding poor people around like horses. In which case, I’m even more pissed that I wasn’t invited, because I’ve always dreamed of giving Jessica here a horsey ride. Preferably reverse cowgirl.
Today’s extra catch consists of Jenny Mccarthy, Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, Karlie Kloss, Karolina Kurkova, Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, Jessica Hart, Nina Moghaddam, Anna Friel, Lisa Snowdon, Mira Sorvino, Bar Paly, Dianna Agron, Michelle Pfeiffer, Daisy Fuentes, Tracy Anderson, Jessica Lowndes, Olivia Munn, AnnaSophia Robb, Georgia May Jagger, Selita Ebanks, Camila Alves, Ashley Tisdale, Julie Henderson, Sasha Pieterse, Brooke Peoples, Kathryn Newton, Petra Nemcova, Olivia Wilde, Mila Kunis.
Today’s extra catch consists of Jessica Lowndes, Victoria Beckham, Katie Price, Mischa Barton, Pink, Elizabeth Hurley, Kate Hudson, Tulisa Contostavlos, Jennifer Hawkins, Preeya Kalidas, Tamara Ecclestone, Kelly Brook, Rebecca Ferdinando, Amelle Berrabah, Emily Atack, Emilia Fox, Minnie Driver, Gillian Anderson, Sophie Ellis Bextor, Hayley Atwell, Kristen Stewart.
Today’s extra catch consists of Sam Faiers, Eva Longoria, Minka Kelly, Eliza Dushku, Tabitha Taylor, Padma Lakshmi, Lisa Vanderpump, Frankie Sandford, Vanessa White, Claudia Galanti, Eugenia Silva, Ana Beatriz Barros, Ludivine Sagnier, Paris Hilton, Barbara Palvin, Behati Prinsloo, Jennifer Lopez, Hillary Duff, Ashley Benson, Adriana Karembeu, Jessica Lowndes, Carol Vorderman.
Today’s extra catch consists of Victoria Sandford, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Sophie Desmarais, Lindsey Vonn, Hilaria Thomas, Rosario Dawson, Brit Marling, Daphne Blunt, Victory Van Tuyl, Ryan Newman, Zoe Saldana, Rachel Bilson, Petra Ecclestone, Kimberley Walsh, Zoe Hardman, Oona Chaplin, Jessica Lowndes, Ursula Karven.