I’m not a huge fan of Jessica Lowndes. She kind of looks like a dumbed-down Megan Fox and she tries a little too hard. That’s not to say if I met her in person I wouldn’t be smitten, but on the pages of the web, she just doesn’t do it for me. There are better.
I know it’s been a while since I’ve done a new post on Jessica Lowndes, but let’s be honest, there’s a lot of hot Insta-wannabes out there and it’s getting harder and harder to stand out. Plus, I just double-checked and Jessica’s almost 30, which is basically old age for an Insta-model. But the good news is, her body’s still looking good. So I figure she’s got another year or two on her 15 minutes of fame if she keeps this up.
Last time we checked in on Jessica Lowndes, she was busy trying way too hard to become a professional Insta-hottie. But it looks like now maybe she’s given up on all that and decided to try to become professional arm candy for some rich billionaire instead. Because here she is on the cover of something called Luxury Life, and I’m not clear on whether it’s a magazine or a catalogue, but I’m definitely interested in finding out how much this would cost. My blogger salary may not be much, but I’ve saved a ton on rent
living with my mom over the years.
Personally, I think Jessica Lowndes is kinda average-looking for a wannabe Insta-hottie. But I know some of you out there dig her, and besides, she posts bikini videos and booty shots on a semi-regular basis, and that’s pretty much all you need to get featured on this site. So let’s all just enjoy Jessica’s 15 minutes of fame while they last. Because I don’t know how much longer she’s got left. You’ve seen the competition out there.
I’ve been following Jessica Lowndes for a while on Instagram and I really think this chick just tries too hard. I don’t know what it is, but she’s not hot enough to be a model. She’s not interesting enough to be an actress or a personality, but she managed to get a decent following and occasionally post her boobies. That said, enjoy average.
It’s one thing when you are in your late teens, early twenties to be on Instagram posing for pictures for likes and tags, but when you get to 28, I believe you got to change your game a little. Sure, Jessica Lowndes is hot, but she’s not Instagram model hot. I mean, have you seen what the competition is! Anyway, she needs to find her niche now and stick with it. Otherwise, in around 6 months her #InstaLife will be over.
I know Jessica Lowndes‘ 15 minutes of fame are up, but it doesn’t mean she can’t be successful at being an Instagram model. With her 750K followers she is well on her way to having all the free vacations, sponsored teeth whitening posts, and a very wealthy husband. The future is looking bright for this one.
Back in the day, I used to do posts on Jessica Lowndes here all the time. But I guess that’s when she still used to be a working actress instead of just another professional hot nobody or rich dude arm candy or whatever it is that she does for a job these days. Anyway, the good news is, it looks like Jessica still has enough free time left over to follow her true passion: posing in bikinis on the beach. Here’s hoping she can figure out a way to turn that into a full-time gig.
I don’t know what Jessica Lowndes has been up to ever since that 90210 reboot of hers went off the air, and I’m way too lazy to look it up. But I do know that I just came across this bikini photoshoot from Jessica, and if you ask me, she’s definitely got a bright future as a professional
bikini model hot nobody who takes free beach trips with rich millionaires. And if that isn’t the American Dream, I don’t know what is.
Ever since that 90210 reboot of hers went off the air, we haven’t seen Jessica Lowndes around all that much any more. But I’ve got good news. It looks like Jessica’s finally entered the next phase of her career: the one where she goes jogging in low-cut tops and short shorts with the paparazzi. I always knew she’d make a great professional hot nobody. Enjoy.
I still don’t know what the hell happened to Jessica Lowndes the last time we saw her, but I guess it must’ve just been a one-time thing. Because I just happened to be
creeping researching her Instagram recently and she’s looking like just as much of an instant pants fire as she used to back during the good old days. So enjoy. And in case you’re wondering how her booty looks this good, just check out the workout video below. Yow. I guess Jessica actually does work hard. And now, same here. Sorry. TMI?
Here is Jessica Lowndes, Jessica Hart and Jamie Chung at Us Weekly’s Most Stylish New Yorkers event and all I have to say is what did Jessica do to herself? Not only is she not stylish, but her face is butchered. She used to be a pretty looking girl, all sweet and innocent and now this tranny inspired Boy George get up.
Botox? Lip injections? Bad Makeup? I don’t know what she did, but it’s not working.
In case you forgot, Jessica Lowndes here used to be on that 90210 reboot (along with AnnaLynne McCord and a few other hotties), but that show’s been off the air for years now. And I guess the acting thing must not have been working out for her, because it looks like Jessica decided to make a career change. She’s a professional Instagram hottie now. And after checking out her work, I definitely think she made the right call. This is some of the best stuff I’ve ever see Jessica do. And me and the Little Tuna couldn’t be happier for her.