I think Jessica Simpson should watch the video I posted earlier on tossing salads!
Jessica Simpson may not be nearly as big of a star as she was 10 years ago, but I’ve been a big fan of the busty blonde hottie ever since she first put on a pair of Daisy Dukes. So the fact that she showed up in Cabo busting out of a bikini top and wearing her signature shorts and looking every bit as smoking hot as she used to is big news as far as I’m concerned. In fact, it might even be the story of the year so far. And it’s one I plan on following very closely just in case there’s any new
Daisy Dukes is back! #jessicasimpson shows off her curves while in Cabo on Wednesday. The 35-year-old star was in Mexico to celebrate a pal's 40th birthday. Photo: FameFlynet #daisy #daisydukes #cabosanlucas #cabo #mexico #fitmom #fitbody #fit #bffs #beachbody #vacation #beachlovers #fitspiration #jessica #fitness #gym
I know Valentine’s Day was a couple days ago, but I just saw this gift Jessica Simpson got for me today. I’m pretty sure she meant to send it straight to my inbox, but according to my sources, she posted this red hot bikini shot to her Instagram instead. I guess she must’ve hit the wrong button. It happens sometimes. Luckily, I’m OK with sharing. Enjoy.
The bad news about it finally getting cold out this winter is it means I leave my mom’s basement even less these days than I used to. But it’s not all bad, because it also makes for perfect conditions for a hottie to come down with a case of nippleitis if she isn’t covering up properly. And I’m 99% sure that’s what’s happening to Jessica Simpson here. Of course, it’s hard to be 100% positive with my nose pressed up against my computer screen, but don’t worry, that’s just a normal reaction to seeing Jessica Simpson pictures. Well, that and coming down with a raging pants fire. But that ought to go away in 30-45 seconds.
Here’s the hottest businesswoman of all-time Jessica Simpson with another photoshoot for her latest clothing line. And I don’t know how well these clothes of hers sell, but personally, I’d love to buy a couple of these pictures to put up above my bed. So if this whole fashion empire of hers doesn’t work out, at least Jessica’s got a decent backup plan.
Years ago, I never could’ve predicted that Jessica Simpson would start her very own fashion empire, but I can’t deny that she’s got some serious business sense to go along with that killer body of hers. For instance, instead of wasting valuable ad money on some no-name model, here she is using her booty to help sell her new line of workout gear. I just hope she gets a cut of the Kleenex sales too. Yow.
I know Jessica Simpson isn’t as big of an A-lister anymore as she used to be back in the day, but the busty blonde will always be the reigning Queen of Cleavage as far as me and the Little Tuna concerned. And if she wants to make it back to the top of the A-list, heading out in a see-through shirt on a regular basis is definitely a good start. Although I still say a leaked sex tape with a semi-famous blogger would do the trick much faster. Call me!
I don’t know what kicked off Jessica Simpson‘s latest hotness comeback, all I know is I’m enjoying every minute of it. So here’s my original favorite busty blonde out in New York, and it’s just like the good old days all over again. You know, where she gives us a peek at her cleavage and I drool on myself. The only difference is this time I was smart enough to bring an extra pair of pants.
Here’s one of my original favorite busty blondes Jessica Simpson in New York to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the Jessica Simpson Collection, and you know, I’ve got to give the girl credit. Because if you’d told me 10 years ago that Jessica would have her own successful fashion empire, I would’ve laughed in your face. But here she is still going strong a decade later. And just to be clear, I’m talking about her funbags, but I’m sure her clothing line is doing well too or whatever.
I don’t know what Jessica Simpson is up to these days — hell, I don’t even know if she’s technically considered famous anymore. But what I do know is that I’ll always have a special place in my
heart pants for this busty blonde, so as long as she keeps doing important, newsworthy things like heading to the airport looking smoking hot, I’ll keep doing posts on her. Enjoy.
I’m changing things up today with a little hotness throwback from one of my all-time favorite hotties. See, according to my sources, it’s been 10 years since Jessica Simpson put on a pair of Daisy Dukes for the Dukes of Hazzard movie, aka my favorite film of ’05 (even if I did watch it on fast-forward and mute). And to celebrate, here’s some shots from way back when, so I can drool over Jessica’s perfect body while she pretends to not know I exist. Just like the good old days… Enjoy.
Normally, I’d be jealous about seeing Jessica Simpson sticking her tongue out at anyone but me. But it’s been a long time since we’ve seen my former favorite busty MILF looking as hot as she was at the Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part I premiere in LA, so I’ll take what I can get. And hey, I’m willing to share if he is.
OK, I think one post is enough focusing on Jessica Simpson‘s legs for one week. Now it’s time to get back to what’s really important: those great MILF funbags that I’ve been following for years. So here’s Jessica walking around New York and looking as good as ever. In fact, the only thing that could make these shots any better is if she was with yours truly instead of that lucky bastard husband of hers. But oh well, I guess that’s what Photoshop is for.
I know that I’ve been focusing a lot on Jessica Simpson and her awesome MILF funbags during this latest hotness comeback of hers, but it’s time to switch things up a bit today. That’s right, instead I’m focused on drooling over the killer leg show she’s putting on at LAX here. See? Who says I don’t have range?