In the last few years, Jessica Simpson has been too busy making millions with her shoes and purses to get into a bikini and show off her big guns. However, every once in a while she reminds us that she is by far the most boobilicious celebrity going. Not even young guns like Ariel Winter can dethrone the Boob Queen. All Hail Jessica Simpson’s tits.
Jessica Simpson may not be the household name she was back in the day anymore, but here’s my former #1 favorite busty blonde posting topless bikini pictures from the pool, just like the good old days. And I’m telling you, if Jessica keeps this up, I think she could make a serious hotness comeback. Maybe even go from the C-list back up to the B-list. Here’s hoping.
I don’t know what Jessica Simpson is up to for work these days, but here’s the OG busty blonde hottie showing she’s still got it. And by “it,” I mean the ability to give me a raging pants fire via the Internet, obviously. Anyway, as you guys know, me and Jessica go way back, so for old times sake, I’m going to drool over this sexy leg show while she pretends not to know I exist. Enjoy everybody!
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Alright, so I know Jessica Simpson isn’t the A-list celebrity she used to be, but she’s still one of my original and all-time favorite busty blondes. So here’s one for old times’ sake: Jessica stuffed into a tight top for the paparazzi in New York. And for 30-45 seconds there, it was just like the good old days. You know, where I’d drool on my keyboard and Jessica would remain completely unaware of my existence. Enjoy.
My all-time favorite business mogul/reality star/busty blonde Jessica Simpson did a spread in the latest issue of Women’s Health, and I don’t know about you guys, but I’m pretty excited to read it. See, I’ve always wanted to know how to “get a hot bod” like Jessica’s. Like, is there a credit check? Or can I pay in instalments? And does she come over to my place, or do I go to hers? Whatever it takes, count me in.
Here’s one of my all-time favorite busty blonde hotties Jessica Simpson celebrating her birthday in the best possible way: by lying around on the beach in a bikini while paparazzi with zoom lenses creep on her through the trees. And if this isn’t already part of Jessica’s annual tradition, it should be from now on. Who needs cake and/or presents when you can give your fans the best gift of all, aka a raging pants fire?
Don’t know how I missed this the other day, but according to my sources, Jessica Simpson busted out her red, white and blue bikini for Memorial Day and better yet, posted this selfie of her wearing it to Instagram. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m definitely standing at attention right now. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever felt more patriotic. …Patriotism is one of those emotions you can feel in your pants, right?
Here’s the hottest fashion mogul of all-time Jessica Simpson proving that she’s got great business sense. Because instead of hiring some hot nobody to model her new 2016 swimsuit collection, she just did it herself. I’m not sure if these pictures are going to help sell more swimsuits, but I have a feeling Kleenex sales are going to go through the roof after this, so you might want to invest accordingly.
I still have no clue how Jessica Simpson managed to go from a ditzy, smoking hot reality TV star/late night punchline to becoming one of the most successful (and hottest) woman in the fashion industry. But I guess she’s a lot smarter than we all gave her credit for. And that must be it, because look: she went out over the weekend busting out those amazing funbags of hers, and here we are giving her a bunch of free press for it. I’m telling you, this woman’s a genius. And I’m loving it.
I think Jessica Simpson should watch the video I posted earlier on tossing salads!
Jessica Simpson may not be nearly as big of a star as she was 10 years ago, but I’ve been a big fan of the busty blonde hottie ever since she first put on a pair of Daisy Dukes. So the fact that she showed up in Cabo busting out of a bikini top and wearing her signature shorts and looking every bit as smoking hot as she used to is big news as far as I’m concerned. In fact, it might even be the story of the year so far. And it’s one I plan on following very closely just in case there’s any new
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I know Valentine’s Day was a couple days ago, but I just saw this gift Jessica Simpson got for me today. I’m pretty sure she meant to send it straight to my inbox, but according to my sources, she posted this red hot bikini shot to her Instagram instead. I guess she must’ve hit the wrong button. It happens sometimes. Luckily, I’m OK with sharing. Enjoy.
The bad news about it finally getting cold out this winter is it means I leave my mom’s basement even less these days than I used to. But it’s not all bad, because it also makes for perfect conditions for a hottie to come down with a case of nippleitis if she isn’t covering up properly. And I’m 99% sure that’s what’s happening to Jessica Simpson here. Of course, it’s hard to be 100% positive with my nose pressed up against my computer screen, but don’t worry, that’s just a normal reaction to seeing Jessica Simpson pictures. Well, that and coming down with a raging pants fire. But that ought to go away in 30-45 seconds.
Here’s the hottest businesswoman of all-time Jessica Simpson with another photoshoot for her latest clothing line. And I don’t know how well these clothes of hers sell, but personally, I’d love to buy a couple of these pictures to put up above my bed. So if this whole fashion empire of hers doesn’t work out, at least Jessica’s got a decent backup plan.