Alright, so I know Jessica Simpson isn’t the A-list celebrity she used to be, but she’s still one of my original and all-time favorite busty blondes. So here’s one for old times’ sake: Jessica stuffed into a tight top for the paparazzi in New York. And for 30-45 seconds there, it was just like the good old days. You know, where I’d drool on my keyboard and Jessica would remain completely unaware of my existence. Enjoy.