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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Are Going To Explode!!!

April 8th, 2013

The Jessica Simpson Pregnant Boob Watch continues, and judging by the looks of her sweater mountains here, she’s gotta be about ready to pop. I’m no doctor, but I don’t know how they could get any bigger. Anyway, I just hope Jessica has a baby boy next so that he can really appreciate those things. Because if not, I’m stepping in.

Photos: PacificCoastNews, Fameflynet

Jessica Simpson Is Busting Out

March 18th, 2013

As much as I hate the fact that Jessica Simpson allowed some other dude to knock her up and have his way with her, I do appreciate the end result which are two huge sweater mounds. Here she is shopping at Bel Bambini Baby Boutique. Not sure what she’s buying, but judging by the size of those chesticles, some breasts pumps would be a good idea.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Jessica Simpson’s Bumps Are Expanding

February 15th, 2013

While all the tabloids are busy charting Jessica Simpson‘s new baby bump, who cares about that crap? I’m much more interested in her recent growth spurt in other areas. Which is why I’ve formed the Jessica Simpson Pregnant Boob Watch. Volunteers welcome. I’d have to get out my measuring tape to be sure, but I think Jessica’s grown significantly since the last time we saw them, and if you ask me, they’re looking very healthy.

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Photos: Fameflynet,PacificCoastNews

Jessica Simpson’s Super Busty Tweet

December 28th, 2012

I guess Jessica Simpson didn’t appreciate all the attention I gave her sister yesterday, because she sent out this busty Tweet. I’m no doctor, but judging from those baby bumps, I’d say she’s at least a few months along. And hey, if Jessica keeps this up, I’ll be following her pregnancy closer than People Magazine. It’s time to start the Jessica Simpson Pregnant Boob Watch: Day 1.

Jessica Simpson’s Hotness Comeback?

October 22nd, 2012

I know I’ve been rough on Jessica Simpson lately, but I just have to call it like I see it. So I’ve gotta say, in these pictures, Jessica actually looks good for once. It’s been a while. And she’s not even showing any cleavage either. Let’s hope this starts a trend. I don’t like having to be mean. It’s not healthy for my blood pressure, or my erection. The wrong one goes up.

Photos: Fameflynet

Jessica Simpson’s Got Legs That Go On For Inches And Inches

October 2nd, 2012

Maybe I spoke too soon when I said Jessica Simpson could gain all the weight she wants. What I meant was, I didn’t mind it as long as she kept showing off her massive chest. I didn’t say anything about showing her legs. Those babies go on for miles. Only problem is, we’re talking about circumference, not length. Yeesh.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Jessica Simpson’s Girlies Are Getting Huge

September 12th, 2012

This is the Jessica Simpson I grew to love. As long as she’s covering herself up from below the chest down, I couldn’t care less how much she weighed. Those puppies are gorgeous. I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I hope she gains even more weight because in my professional opinion, those funbags haven’t reached their full potential yet.

Photos: PacificCoastNews,WENN.com

A Sweet Jessica Simpson Profile Shot!

September 11th, 2012

I take back what I wrote about Jessica Simpson yesterday. She can keep on all the extra weight she wants because man, look at that profile shot! Those beauties have their own zip code. God, kill me now and let me come back as one of Jessica’s bras! Please!

Photos: Fameflynet

Jessica Simpson Is The New Kirstie Alley

September 10th, 2012

Just how much weight did Jessica Simpson put on? For months, I’ve been reading that she keeps losing weight but the proof is not in the pudding. The pudding is in Jessica’s big ass. Anyway, Jessica’s chesticles have always been a favorite of mine, and hopefully seeing her in workout clothes is a sign that maybe she’ll turn that Kirstie Alley body back into Daisy Dukes’.