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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Must Smell Good

August 18th, 2014

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10 years ago, I would’ve had you admitted to the mental ward if you’d told me that Jessica Simpson would own a massive fashion empire one day, but as a professional T&A blogger, I never should’ve underestimated the selling power of a great set of funbags. So here’s Jessica showing off her massive, uh, “business talents” in a new commercial for her latest perfume. And I’m telling you, she’s a marketing genius. This stuff could smell like a tire fire and I guarantee millions of dudes would still buy it for their girlfriends. But hey, who cares, as long as it makes Jessica enough money for her to keep making more commercials like this.

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Jessica Simpson Busts Out Her Swimsuit On Instagram

August 12th, 2014

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Because you guys know how committed I am to my Instagram creeping “research,” here’s my latest find: Jessica Simpson busting out in a swimsuit, just like the good old days. And it’s even better considering how disappointing that last set of Jessica bikini pictures was. So enjoy, and yes, I take full credit for this. Because hey, without sarcastic assholes like us bloggers helping motivate Jessica to get back in shape, she might not be the hot MILF she is today. So really, we’re heroes. You’re welcome, everyone.

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Bad News! Jessica Simpson Bikini Pictures

July 7th, 2014

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Well, bad new everybody: not only did Jessica Simpson get hitched (again) over the weekend according to my sources, but even worse, it looks like that hotness comeback of hers might be finished too. At least judging from these bikini shots of her hanging out at the pool. So here’s hoping neither of these unfortunate events lasts too long, and before we know it, we get back the hot single Jessica we all know and love. Fingers crossed. The Little Tuna’s depending on it.

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Jessica Simpson Lips Are Looking Juicy

June 12th, 2014

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I don’t know where Jessica Simpson keeps going on all these trips of hers, but it seems like we’re constantly seeing her heading either to or from the airport lately. I figure one of these days, we’ve got to luck out and it’ll be for a beach vacation or something. But until then, we’re just going to have to make do with pictures like these, where I’m forced to focus on the fact that her lips are looking bigger, as opposed to whether or not her funbags and/or booty are looking a few sizes bigger too. So c’mon Jessica, give me something I can work with here.

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Jessica Simpson Swimsuit Pictures

May 27th, 2014

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In case you missed it, we’re in the middle of another Jessica Simpson hotness comeback at the moment, which pretty much just means she’s been showing up lately at the airport or the red carpet showing off just enough skin to get me excited. But every once in a while, we get something even better, like these pictures she posted to Instagram of her posing in a swimsuit… with a golf club. And yeah, I don’t get it either. She should clearly be in a bikini instead, right?

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Jessica Simpson’s Hotness Returns!

April 14th, 2014

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Jessica Simpson‘s hotness comeback took a brief hiatus these past couple months, but not to worry, because it’s back again thanks to these shots of her at some charity benefit event from over the weekend. Although if Jessica really wanted to do some good, she would’ve pulled that zipper down a few inches, or preferably a few feet. Because nothing makes me want to reach for my wallet more than a peek at Jessica’s cleavage. It’s what’s made her such a great spokesmodel all these years.

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Jessica Simpson’s Sexy Swimsuit Collection

February 3rd, 2014

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I’ve been celebrating Jessica Simpson‘s hotness comeback on the site a lot these last couple months, but I think this might be her best yet. Because here she is modeling her new swimsuit collection and busting out in a big way. I just hope this means we’re only a few weeks away from getting some Jessica bikini pictures too. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go do some more celebrating of this momentous occasion in private.

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Finally, Jessica Simpson Busts Out The Cleavage!

January 29th, 2014

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It’s not too often that we get to see Jessica Simpson‘s funbags around here anymore. I guess now that she’s had her second kid, she’s got more important things to do, like “mothering her children” or whatever. But us perverts need a little love and attention too every once in a while, and I was glad to see Jessica brought out some of her massive cleavage for old times sake. Let’s just hope she starts doing this more often to reward her loyal male fans for sticking with her through all these years. After all, Jessica owes her entire career to us.

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Jessica Simpson Is Still A Hot Piece

January 8th, 2014

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I don’t do as many posts on Jessica Simpson anymore, but once upon a time, she used to be a regular feature on the site. Don’t get me wrong, I still think she’s super hot, she just doesn’t bust out those giant funbags of hers as much as she used to. I guess now that she has two kids, she’s dressing more conservative. But how about a few cleavage shots for old times’ sake? Forget autograph signings or Twitter, that’s how Jessica’s really going to re-connect with us loyal fans.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

December 6th, 2013

Today’s extra catch consists of Charlotte Dawson, Natalie Guercio, Eve, Jamelia, Chloe Sims, Juliette Lewis, Emmy Rossum, Samia Ghadie, Christina Ricci, Shashana Bush, Jennifer Garner, Reese Witherspoon, Tamara Ecclestone, Kyle Richards, Sarah Harding, Nicole Scherzinger, Eliza Doolittle, Jessica Simpson, Elsa Marotta.

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Jessica Simpson Tongue Action

November 25th, 2013

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If you would have told me 8 years ago that Jessica Simpson would own a huge fashion empire, I would have laughed right in your face, but here she is promoting her new line of clothes, shoes, handbags and other crap while sticking her tongue out as if she’s telling me I told you so. I can admit when I am wrong. It’s not very often, but now that I have, it’s time for Jessica to start busting out the cleavage again because her male fans need a little attention too. Sure we don’t spend money on her crap, but we can convince our girlfriends and wives to buy it.

         
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Welcome Back Jessica Simpson’s Puppies! We’ve Missed You.

November 4th, 2013

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Today, I’m one happy dude! It’s not often that Jessica Simpson heads out showing off her amazingly huge puppies, but when she does, it blows my mind each and every time. I don’t know why she limits taking them out only once in a blue moon because from my understanding you are supposed to walk them at least two times a day in order to housebreak them. Now these untrained beasts are causing accidents all over the internet.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

October 15th, 2013

Today’s extra catch consists of Janet Gretzky, Denise Van Outen, Michelle Hunziker, Katey Sagal, Kesha, Kylie Minogue, Zendaya, Ali Larter, Gina Rodriguez, Kate Winslet, Abbey Clancy, Christine Taylor, Anna Friel, Jessica Simpson, Karina Smirnoff, Paris Hilton, Cassandra Mann, Monica Gabor, Rooney Mara, Ariel Winter, Isabel Lucas, Nicola McLean, Stacey Solomon, Heidi Range, Naya Rivera, Annabelle Wallis.

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