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Jessica Simpson’s Pokie Action

January 14th, 2016

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The bad news about it finally getting cold out this winter is it means I leave my mom’s basement even less these days than I used to. But it’s not all bad, because it also makes for perfect conditions for a hottie to come down with a case of nippleitis if she isn’t covering up properly. And I’m 99% sure that’s what’s happening to Jessica Simpson here. Of course, it’s hard to be 100% positive with my nose pressed up against my computer screen, but don’t worry, that’s just a normal reaction to seeing Jessica Simpson pictures. Well, that and coming down with a raging pants fire. But that ought to go away in 30-45 seconds.

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Jessica Simpson Models Jessica Simpson

December 7th, 2015

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Here’s the hottest businesswoman of all-time Jessica Simpson with another photoshoot for her latest clothing line. And I don’t know how well these clothes of hers sell, but personally, I’d love to buy a couple of these pictures to put up above my bed. So if this whole fashion empire of hers doesn’t work out, at least Jessica’s got a decent backup plan.

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Jessica Simpson’s Booty Will Warm You Up

December 2nd, 2015

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Years ago, I never could’ve predicted that Jessica Simpson would start her very own fashion empire, but I can’t deny that she’s got some serious business sense to go along with that killer body of hers. For instance, instead of wasting valuable ad money on some no-name model, here she is using her booty to help sell her new line of workout gear. I just hope she gets a cut of the Kleenex sales too. Yow.

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Jessica Simpson Is See Through!

November 9th, 2015

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I know Jessica Simpson isn’t as big of an A-lister anymore as she used to be back in the day, but the busty blonde will always be the reigning Queen of Cleavage as far as me and the Little Tuna concerned. And if she wants to make it back to the top of the A-list, heading out in a see-through shirt on a regular basis is definitely a good start. Although I still say a leaked sex tape with a semi-famous blogger would do the trick much faster. Call me!

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Jessica Simpson Is Still The Queen Of Cleavage

September 14th, 2015

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I don’t know what kicked off Jessica Simpson‘s latest hotness comeback, all I know is I’m enjoying every minute of it. So here’s my original favorite busty blonde out in New York, and it’s just like the good old days all over again. You know, where she gives us a peek at her cleavage and I drool on myself. The only difference is this time I was smart enough to bring an extra pair of pants.

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Jessica Simpson Gets Ready For The Money Shot

September 10th, 2015

Here’s one of my original favorite busty blondes Jessica Simpson in New York to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the Jessica Simpson Collection, and you know, I’ve got to give the girl credit. Because if you’d told me 10 years ago that Jessica would have her own successful fashion empire, I would’ve laughed in your face. But here she is still going strong a decade later. And just to be clear, I’m talking about her funbags, but I’m sure her clothing line is doing well too or whatever.

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Jessica Simpson Makes A Tuna Comeback

September 9th, 2015

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I don’t know what Jessica Simpson is up to these days — hell, I don’t even know if she’s technically considered famous anymore. But what I do know is that I’ll always have a special place in my heart pants for this busty blonde, so as long as she keeps doing important, newsworthy things like heading to the airport looking smoking hot, I’ll keep doing posts on her. Enjoy.

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Jessica Simpson Is In A New Pair Of Daisy Dukes

March 5th, 2015

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I’m changing things up today with a little hotness throwback from one of my all-time favorite hotties. See, according to my sources, it’s been 10 years since Jessica Simpson put on a pair of Daisy Dukes for the Dukes of Hazzard movie, aka my favorite film of ’05 (even if I did watch it on fast-forward and mute). And to celebrate, here’s some shots from way back when, so I can drool over Jessica’s perfect body while she pretends to not know I exist. Just like the good old days… Enjoy.

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Jessica Simpson’s Busting Out

October 3rd, 2014

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OK, I think one post is enough focusing on Jessica Simpson‘s legs for one week. Now it’s time to get back to what’s really important: those great MILF funbags that I’ve been following for years. So here’s Jessica walking around New York and looking as good as ever. In fact, the only thing that could make these shots any better is if she was with yours truly instead of that lucky bastard husband of hers. But oh well, I guess that’s what Photoshop is for.

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Jessica Simpson’s Sexy Leg

October 1st, 2014

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I know that I’ve been focusing a lot on Jessica Simpson and her awesome MILF funbags during this latest hotness comeback of hers, but it’s time to switch things up a bit today. That’s right, instead I’m focused on drooling over the killer leg show she’s putting on at LAX here. See? Who says I don’t have range?

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Jessica Simpson Works It

September 25th, 2014

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I don’t know about you guys, but I’m really enjoying the mini Jessica Simpson hotness comeback we’ve been getting these past few days. Isn’t it nice to know that some things never change? First it was the triumphant return of her funbags, and now here she is putting on a vintage leg show in New York. And it’s just like the old days, you know, where I drool over pictures of Jessica in my mom’s basement while she remains completely unaware of my existence. Hmm. OK, so maybe it would’ve been nice if at least one thing had changed over the years.

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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Make A Comeback

September 24th, 2014

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It’s been a while since I’ve done a post on Jessica Simpson, and the bad news is that Jessica got married (again). The good news, though, is that those giant funbags of hers haven’t aged a day. And to be honest, considering the closest I’d ever get to marrying (and divorcing) Jessica is Photoshopping myself into the pictures, that’s all that really matters. Besides, I’m not very good at Photoshop.

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