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Jewel’s Jewels Are Cause For Celebration

April 7th, 2014

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I’m sure I don’t need to tell you guys this, since I bet you all had it circled on your calendars for months, but it was the 49th annual Academy of Country Music Awards the other night, and Jewel brought those massive jewels of hers out to celebrate. So make sure to enjoy these pictures, because getting to see Jewel’s funbags definitely counts as a special occasion these days. Feel free to explain that to your boss when he asks why you skipped a meeting to take your laptop into the bathroom. After, all, you have to make time for the important things in life.

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Jewel’s Jewels At The American Country Awards

December 11th, 2013

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Apparently it was the American Country Awards last night, and normally I wouldn’t care about that since I don’t drive a pickup truck, but I’m willing to make an exception since Jewel brought along her massive jewels to the party. It’s been a while since we’ve seen them, but I’m pretty sure that we owe Jewel’s recent hotness comeback to some new reality competition show called The Sing-Off that she’s hosting. Which I’m sure will do just as well as all those other lame American Idol imitators, but not nearly as well as the idea I originally pitched NBC. I’m telling you, The Strip-Off would’ve killed in the ratings. Especially with Jewel hosting.

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Jewel’s Massive Jewels Are Back!

November 18th, 2013

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Nobody told me that Christmas was coming before Thanksgiving this year, but I guess it must be, because a bunch of celebrities in LA were out for the annual Christmas Tree Lighting Spectacular the other night. And speaking of spectacular, Jewel showed up with the best present of all: her massive jewels. I wonder if I ask real nicely if Santa would bring me them this year. Hey, I figure it’s worth a shot, right? Someone owes me for all those years when I just got coal.

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Jewel’s Jewels Make A Comeback!

September 17th, 2013

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I don’t know if Jewel is on some new TV show or what she was doing at NBC’s 2013 Fall launch party, I know I could probably find out, but that would take valuable time away from me staring at her funbags. Either way though, judging from that cleavage of hers, Jewel’s primed to make a serious comeback. No need for focus groups or ratings or any of that crap, I’ve got a much more scientific method for predicting hottie success, and judging from the instrumentation in my sweatpants, her career isn’t the only thing looking up.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

April 8th, 2013

Today’s extra catch consists of Shania Twain, Miranda Lambert, Nancy O’Dell, Kelleigh Bannen, Faith Hill,Beth Chapman, Carrie Underwood, Sheryl Crow,Jewel, Rihanna, Jennifer Hawkins, Angie Miller, Rose Costa, Rumer Willis, Ashley Benson, Fergie, Kate Moss, Lauren Aadland, Esperanza Spalding, Denise Richards.

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Jewel’s Jewels Have Disappeared

October 11th, 2012

It’s been at least a couple years since I’ve done a post on Jewel, and now I’m starting to remember why. Her career pretty much disappeared, and from the looks of these pictures, so has her cleavage. What happened? Maybe she can write a new song about it, or host a benefit concert. I know I’d donate. Just for old time’s sake.

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