Look, I like Jojo Levesque as much as the next Internet pervert with a thing for hot nobodies with a solid set of funbags, and I definitely support her apparent career change from busty wannabe singer to busty wannabe Instagram model. But I just think if only Jojo was a tad prettier, she’d be much more famous. You people can be so shallow. Shame.
I guess Jojo must be trying to make her annual comeback again, because after not hearing anything from her for almost a full year, here she is in the April issue of Fault Magazine. I don’t know what she’s up to these days, and I’m way too lazy to look it up, but I’m guessing she must have a new single or new album coming out or something. Personally, I’ll take a few more of these new photoshoots instead.
I guess JoJo must be trying to make a comeback or something, because we’re seeing way more of her lately than we used to. And I’m not complaining, as long as it means we’re seeing more of her from the waist up. Right now, it’s mostly just the peeks at her sexy stomach in this photoshoot, but if JoJo’s really serious about this comeback, I bet she busts out even more soon. Here’s hoping, anyway.
I always forget why JoJo here is famous, but then I come across pictures like this of her at LA Pride’s Opening Night Festival and instantly remember: it doesn’t actually matter. Not as long as she’s showing off her booty and/or cleavage, that is. And here she is doing both. So join me in celebrating JoJo’s latest comeback. You know, whatever it is that she does.
I never really got why people liked JoJo so much. I always thought she was average at best. Well, not anymore after these shots of her at the premiere of GBF. Looks like all that training and exercise is paying off. Now it’s time to see if mine will too. Thanks to these pictures, I’m going for a personal best with my forearm workouts today: 35 seconds. Wish me luck.
JoJo may not be the best looking girl in the world, but she sure takes care of her body and likes to show it off. Here she is at the “Generosity Water’s 5th Annual Night Of Generosity Benefit” and speaking of generosity, JoJo is giving us more than enough cleavage to help put some lead in my pencil. Thank you.
I do a fair amount of posts on JoJo, mostly because she always seems to be exercising, and you guys know that I’m a big fan of hotties working their bootys. If nothing else, I want to encourage good habits, right? Anyway, here’s a couple pictures JoJo posted of her hard at work at the gym. I know she loves showing everyone how much she works out, but is there an exercise that will make someone prettier? If so, I’d recommend she stops her current routine and starts doing that one at least 3 times a week.
Considering that JoJo isn’t the prettiest girl in school, I was happy that she decided to show off her best ass-et in this short Instagram video. I think if she continues with these types of exercises that her booty will have great potential in the near future. Good job, and I hope to see future updates!
I don’t know what the huge fascination is with JoJo because she’s average at best. And this is proof. Here she is enjoying a night out with what I’m hoping is a hot lipstick lesbian friend. Now don’t get me wrong, I’d spend an evening motorboating JoJo’s little cleavage, but sadly I’d be thinking about the hot piece next to her the whole time.
Today’s extra catch consists of Scarlett Johansson, Mira Sorvino, Jojo, Shailene Woodley, Jessica Chastain, Cara Delevingne, Hilaria Thomas Baldwin, Mariska Hargatay, Christie Brinkley, Emily VanCamp, Molly Sims, Diana Vickers, Kimberley Garner, Ashley Roberts, Olivia Grant, Daisy Lowe, Zuleyka Rivera, Argelia Atilano, Aoife Walsh, Leah Totton, Jennifer Lawrence, Petra Nemcova, Doutzen Kroes.
Apparently Miley Cyrus wasn’t the only hottie to show up to the Myspace party, because they also managed to get names like Francesca Eastwood, Dianna Agron, Karen Gillan, Abigail Spencer, Vanessa Hudgens, Jamie Chung, Tara Reid, Ashley Tisdale, Olivia Wilde, Amy Smart, and Jojo. I guess they must be the last few celebrity hotties still with Myspace pages. Anyway, out of all of them though, Jennifer Morrison was my favorite. Granted, it’s not quite as good as what she wore to the Billboard Music Awards, but this girl obviously knows how to dress. The others should take note.
So here’s JoJo with another sweet Twitter picture, this time of her in the tub. I’m not sure who I’m more jealous of — the dog or whoever took this photo. I guess it all depends which one got in with her afterwards.