Forget Mayweather and Pacquiao — turns out, there was another famous boxer in Las Vegas this weekend: German actress/model and total knockout Jordan Carver. Here she is showing off her big guns at something called the Manny Viewing Party, and I don’t know about you guys, but one look at Jordan’s giant German funbags pretty much knocked me right out. And I demand a rematch. How about next week? And then once a week for every week after that. Yow!