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Jordan Carver Busts Out Big Time

May 6th, 2015

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Forget Mayweather and Pacquiao — turns out, there was another famous boxer in Las Vegas this weekend: German actress/model and total knockout Jordan Carver. Here she is showing off her big guns at something called the Manny Viewing Party, and I don’t know about you guys, but one look at Jordan’s giant German funbags pretty much knocked me right out. And I demand a rematch. How about next week? And then once a week for every week after that. Yow!

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Jordan Carver And Her Eighth Wonders Of The World

March 18th, 2015

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Here’s the eighth wonder of the world Jordan Carver and her massive German mounds at the special screening of ‘Muck’. I’ve never heard of this movie, but I have a feeling that it’s a horror flick with a bunch of no names. Anyway, I would have liked to have attended this event just so I could have been close to those things. Man, they’re incredible.

         
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Big Boob Catfight: Jordan Carver Vs. Melanie Mueller

September 29th, 2014

Turns out the biggest fight this weekend wasn’t whichever dudes were rubbing up against each other for the UFC, it was between busty German celebs Jordan Carver and Melanie Mueller here. Here they are showing off their big guns at the weigh-in and you can watch the video of the two going at it below. I still say Jello wrestling would’ve been a way better idea, and more of a fair fight. Oh well. Maybe for the rematch. I’ll even supply the venue and kiddie pool.

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Jordan Carver And Her Big Boobs Get In The Ring

September 25th, 2014

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It’s been a while since we’ve seen German model/actress Jordan Carver and those epic funbags of hers, but here she is getting nice and sweaty in promo shots for some upcoming Celebrity Boxing match with a German TV host, according to my sources. I’m not really sure why the promoters chose actual boxing over Jello wrestling, which seems like it’d be way more fun for everybody involved. But I do know that whoever Jordan’s up against is in serious trouble, considering just looking at these pictures almost knocked me right out. Yow.

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Jordan Carver Brings Back Her Epic Cleavage!

March 26th, 2013

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It’s been too long since we saw Jordan Carver, but luckily she brought her epic cleavage out again recently for some Glamour Global launch party. She also apparently busted out for a good cause too, doing a Race for the Cure in LA. Is it too late to make a couple donations of my own? The thought of those things bouncing while Jordan runs has got me in a real giving mood.

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