For a while now, I’ve been trying to figure out why Jordana Brewster doesn’t get more work these days, and I think I finally got it. And no, it’s not because she hasn’t made a sex tape with yours truly yet (although it couldn’t hurt — hint hint). It’s because she keeps showing up to red carpets in boring outfits like this. Anyway, here’s Jordana at the premiere of FX’s American Crime Story – The People V. O.J. Simpson and on the plus side, she’s looking nice and leggy. On the downside, I’ve seen more skin on nuns.