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Kara Del Toro Will Blow Off Your Pants

June 27th, 2018

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Kara Del Toro is killing the Instagram game. Here she showing off her InstaModel body and Little Tuna approves. Girl is going to give me a level ten pant fire. If you don’t hear from me in a couple of hours that’s because I may be tending my burn wounds.

         
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Kara Del Toro’s Booty Is Glorious

June 6th, 2018

Kara Del Toro

Here is InstaModel Kara Del Toro displaying her fine booty. It takes a lot of hard “work” and good genetics to get a booty like that and I commend both Kara’s parents and her lack of probably ever having to work a real job for that. Anyway, take your time and enjoy the photo spread. This is top notch!

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Kara Del Toro Belongs In A Bikini

May 31st, 2018

Kara Del Toro

Here’s instagram model whatever Kara Del Toro doing what she does best. Pose in a swimsuit and probably looking for a sugar daddy. And if so she should call me since I have plenty of sugar in my mom’s basement. You should see all the candy next to me Nintendo.

         
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Instamodel Kara Del Toro Is Amazing

March 21st, 2018

Kara Del Toro

I feel like I’ve been doing posts on Kara Del Toro for years now, and even though she’s got a decent number of Instagram followers, she hasn’t become a household name like I originally predicted. Maybe that’s because you apparently have to have rich parents in order to become a famous supermodel these days, or because the Tuna Bump isn’t as effective as it used to be. Or maybe it’s because Kara is intentionally staying under the radar so she doesn’t get too famous to date yours truly. Yeah, it’s gotta be that last one.

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Kara Del Toro Will Blow Your Pants Off

February 20th, 2018

Kara Del Toro

I’ve always loved Kara Del Toro. She’s not as famous as the Hadids or the Jenners, but in my opinion, she’s way hotter. Anyway, I know Kara may not be the biggest name in the modeling world (yet), but here’s hoping that changes after this latest Tuna Bump. Not because it’ll mean we’ll get see more of her, but because maybe that way I can finally convince her that hooking up with a pasty blogger could help her career. Fingers crossed!

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Kara Del Toro’s Instagram Is Top Notch

February 7th, 2018

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In case you needed any more evidence that the modeling business is totally f&%ed up, here’s Exhibit A: fake supermodel Bella Hadid has almost 17 million Instagram followers, while actual supermodel Kara Del Toro only has like 600,000. It just doesn’t make any sense. Anyway, on the bright side though, maybe that means I actually have a chance at landing a date with Kara. …Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a joke.

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Kara Del Toro Will Cause Pant Explosions

December 27th, 2017

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It must be nice to not have to work and just rely on your looks to get by in life. I have studied Kara Del Toro and by study I mean looked at every image on her Instagram, and I’ve conclude that I don’t think she’s going to be a doctor. However, her hotness probably could cause a few heart attacks or pant explosions. I think she should be responsible for the cost of all casualties.

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Kara Del Toro And Her Hot Friends

December 15th, 2017

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Because the only thing better than one hot model in a bikini is a whole bunch of them, here’s one of my favorite five-alarm pants fires Kara Del Toro and her co-workers showing off their perfect bikini bodies on the beach. I’m not sure who everyone else is, and I bet I’d recognize one or two of these hotties from Instagram, but I’m too lazy to look it up. And besides, nothing puts out a pants fire faster than having to do actual research. So let’s all just enjoy this perfect sight instead.

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Kara Del Toro Belongs In A Bikini

December 7th, 2017

Kara Del Toro

I know I do a lot of posts on semi-famous Instagram models and it’s probably hard for you guys to remember them all. But Kara Del Toro here has always been one of my favorites. Even though she doesn’t have a huge social media following, I don’t care. With a body this good, she’ll always be #1 in my heart pants. Enjoy.

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Kara Del Toro Is A Five-alarm Pantfire

November 14th, 2017

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I’ve been following Kara Del Toro for a while now, and in my professional opinion, this hottie is a total five-alarm pants fire. She doesn’t have that big a following on Instagram yet though — she’s still only around half a million followers. So let’s try to make those numbers jump up, because not only does a body this good deserve to be seen by way more than half a million people, but also because I might finally score a date out of it. Or at the very least, a few dirty “thank you” selfies. Fingers crossed!

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Kara Del Toro Because She Is Hot

October 26th, 2017

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Kara Del Toro is hot. However, she has 500K followers on Instagram and only 428 subs on YouTube. Seems like someone bought followers!!! It just doesn’t add up. Anyway, I know most these InstaChicks buy their followers because the more followers they have, the more free stuff they get.

         
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Kara Del Toro, Solveig Mork Hansen, Simone Holtznagel And A Wannabe Model By Nepotism For Guess

October 19th, 2017

I’ve been covering the modeling business for years now thanks to this site, but I know not everybody has got the same level of experience as I do. So you might look at these pictures of Kara Del Toro, Ireland Baldwin, Solveig Mork Hansen, and Simone Holtznagel modeling white shirts and Daisy Dukes and not seeing anything wrong. But just look a little closer and you’ll notice one of these hotties is not like the others. See, three of them are actually professional models, and one is only a “model” because her rich parents are famous. It’s like one of those “Spot the difference” games, only with hot topless chicks.

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Kara Del Toro Is Amazing

October 18th, 2017

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Here is Instagram model Kara Del Toro. I’ve been following her for some time and the girl is really hustling her social media hard. She has a half a million followers and growing fast. However, there is only one follower she should care about and that is me. I have been known to make women’s dreams come true.

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Kara Del Toro’s Works Her Instagram Good

July 31st, 2017

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I’ve been running this site for a while now, which means I’ve probably done something like a million posts on hot chicks in bikinis. So trust me when I say that, in my professional opinion, Kara Del Toro here has pretty much the perfect bikini body. And before you ask, no, I’m not just saying that in the hopes that Kara reads this and decides to make an exception to her no-hooking-up-with-bloggers-who-live-in-their-mom’s-basement policy. But just so Kara knows, I’m free Fridays. …And pretty much any other day of the week. Call me!

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