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Kara Del Toro’s Busting Out Big Time

October 3rd, 2018

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Kara Del Toro is back and I don’t know what’s going on here, but those boobs are looking much bigger than the last time. Is all that beach water making them grow? If so, I need to know what beach she spends her days at doing nothing. I need to take a trip there.

         
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Kara Del Toro Has A Dangerous “Job”

August 7th, 2018

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Kara Del Toro posted these pictures of her on a cliff showing the dangers of being an Instagram model. It’s not as easy as everyone thinks. Now the rock she was on was probably only 3 feet high and I’m sure her life wasn’t in danger, but a sprained ankle could ruin her feed for at least a few weeks. Anyway, she managed to pull off some awesome booty shots and not get hurt. And people say being an InstaModel isn’t hard work.

         
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Kara Del Toro Will Blow Your Pants Off

February 20th, 2018

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I’ve always loved Kara Del Toro. She’s not as famous as the Hadids or the Jenners, but in my opinion, she’s way hotter. Anyway, I know Kara may not be the biggest name in the modeling world (yet), but here’s hoping that changes after this latest Tuna Bump. Not because it’ll mean we’ll get see more of her, but because maybe that way I can finally convince her that hooking up with a pasty blogger could help her career. Fingers crossed!

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Kara Del Toro’s Instagram Is Top Notch

February 7th, 2018

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In case you needed any more evidence that the modeling business is totally f&%ed up, here’s Exhibit A: fake supermodel Bella Hadid has almost 17 million Instagram followers, while actual supermodel Kara Del Toro only has like 600,000. It just doesn’t make any sense. Anyway, on the bright side though, maybe that means I actually have a chance at landing a date with Kara. …Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a joke.

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Kara Del Toro Belongs In A Bikini

December 7th, 2017

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I know I do a lot of posts on semi-famous Instagram models and it’s probably hard for you guys to remember them all. But Kara Del Toro here has always been one of my favorites. Even though she doesn’t have a huge social media following, I don’t care. With a body this good, she’ll always be #1 in my heart pants. Enjoy.

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Kara Del Toro Is Amazing

October 18th, 2017

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Here is Instagram model Kara Del Toro. I’ve been following her for some time and the girl is really hustling her social media hard. She has a half a million followers and growing fast. However, there is only one follower she should care about and that is me. I have been known to make women’s dreams come true.

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