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Kate Upton’s Classy Cleavage For Redemption Choppers

June 18th, 2013

After those awesome Kate Upton bikini shots from yesterday, I’ve got a few more from one of my favorite busty blondes today. This time, it’s for Redemption Choppers Spring/Summer 2013 campaign, and they’re in black and white, which means it’s classy. So go ahead and enjoy, and if anyone asks what you’re doing under your desk, just tell them you’re appreciating some fine art.

Kate Upton Bikini Pictures

June 17th, 2013

Once again, we have Kate Upton on set of her new movie “The Other Woman“, but this time she is popping out of a tiny bikini. As you guy know, the only way this movie will have a chance at the box office is if horny males realize that they’re going to be able to see Kate’s huge chesticles on the big screen. I know I’ll be the first in line on opening night. Anyway, I look forward to seeing those babies in high definition or better yet 3D.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

Kate Upton’s Topless Bodypaint Pictures

June 12th, 2013

I’m told it was Kate Upton‘s 21st birthday the other day, and what better way to celebrate than with a set of outtakes of Kate topless and wearing nothing but bodypaint for Sports Illustrated. I thought Kate was the one who was supposed to be getting presents this week, but I’m not going to complain. These are just what I always wanted. How did they know? Oh right, because I mention it about once a week.

Kate Upton’s Cleavage Show Will Hit The Big Screen Soon!

June 7th, 2013

So remember those Cameron Diaz pictures I posted the other day? Well, it looks like we finally found out who the other woman is in her new movie The Other Woman: it’s Kate Upton. Because here she is busting out in a huge way and getting frisky filming with Leslie Mann. So sorry Cameron, but I’ve decided to go with the giant funbags behind Door #2. As a consolation prize though, judging by Kate’s epic cleavage in this scene alone, I think we’ve officially found my most anticipated movie of the year.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

Kate Upton Makes A Victoria’s Secret Catalog Appearance

May 29th, 2013

It wasn’t long ago that some chick from Victoria’s Secret said that they would never use Kate Upton because “she was too obvious, too blond, and has the kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy”. Now I don’t completely disagree with this nut, but she did overlook that fact that Kate has the greatest rack in the business and if you’re a major lingerie company, you want those in your portfolio. Anyway, turns out Victoria’s Secret decided to use an old photo of Kate in their recent catalog, which can only mean: new Kate Upton Victoria’s Secret Lingerie sets are on their way.

Kate Upton’s Profile Gives Her Away

May 24th, 2013

I guess Kate Upton is trying to lay low while she figures out how to steal the hottest bustiest blonde title away from Helen Flanagan, because here she is going relatively incognito. I know most people wouldn’t recognize Kate while she’s wearing clothes, but it’s still not a great disguise. Those funbags are a dead giveaway, especially for someone who’s spent so much time studying them like me. So Kate might as well just change into a bikini, since she’s not fooling anyone anyway. Please?

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Kate Upton’s Hotness For Vogue

May 10th, 2013

Not to call Vogue out for false advertising or anything, but I don’t know if I’d call Kate Upton the “hottest supermodel on Earth.” And especially not after a spread like this. Don’t get me wrong, these pictures aren’t bad, but if Kate wants to convince me that she’s hotter than Helen Flanagan, not to mention the rest of the modeling world, she’s gonna have to do better than this. And a few bikini candids sent to my inbox would be a nice start.

Kate Upton Work Her Cleavage At The MET Gala

May 7th, 2013

Apparently just about every hottie around was at the MET Gala the other night, I guess my invitation must’ve gotten lost in the mail. Because obviously Kate Upton broke out the cleavage to try and impress me after I’ve been saying for weeks that I prefer Helen Flanagan instead. Anyway, it’s a nice try and I appreciate the effort, but it’s still not enough to make me change my mind. Maybe seeing her back in a bikini would help. It definitely wouldn’t hurt.

Photos:WENN.com

Kate Upton Works It For Allure

May 3rd, 2013

Since I’ve fallen deeply in love with Helen Flanagan, Kate Upton no longer has the same effect on me. You see, I only have room for one big naturally breasted blond and Helen is by far much hotter. I know some may argue with me, but trust me you’re wrong! Remember, I’m the boss around here. Anyway, that doesn’t mean Kate should be ignored. That said, here she is in the latest Korean Allure Magazine in a swimsuit. Enjoy.

Kate Upton In Sexy Daisy Dukes

May 2nd, 2013

To make up for that otherwise awesome video of Kate Upton rolling around topless and in a bikini that got ruined by Ken Jeong, here’s the busty blonde beauty on the set of some movie called The Other Woman with Leslie Mann. Considering the way Kate’s rocking those Daisy Dukes and that she’s a good 10 years younger than Leslie, I’m going to go ahead and assume that she’s the other woman in question here. And that that’s one lucky dude. I’d be happy with just one of them. Preferably Kate, of course.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews, WENN.com

Kate Upton Photobombed By Ken Jeong

May 1st, 2013

Kate Upton Video

Did you guys know that in addition to being a smoking hot model, Kate Upton also has a sense of humor? At least I think that’s what all those “funny” ads she’s been in have been trying to prove. Anyway, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I said I hoped to see more of Kate this year, but GQ had Ken Jeong photobomb her latest shoot. And even though the video unfortunately focuses way more on a topless Ken Jeong than the topless Kate Upton, at least it’s actually funny. So it’s not a total waste of Kate’s hotness.

Kate Upton’s Busting Out Of Her Bikini

April 15th, 2013

I don’t know if these pictures are old or new, but anytime you have Kate Upton busting out of a bikini, in my opinion they are timeless. Anyway, there hasn’t been a lot of Kate material this year so hopefully, girl gets herself back in some swimwear or lingerie because here at Hollywood Tuna we need all the juicy boobs we can get.

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Helen Flanagan 1, Kate Upton 0

March 21st, 2013

I guess Kate Upton didn’t hear me when I called Helen Flanagan the next her, because here she is at the Samsung Spring launch event hardly busting out at all. I mean, sure, she’s wearing a see-through shirt, but if Kate wants to keep her title as Hollywood Tuna’s reigning favorite busty blonde hottie, she’s going to have to step her game up with either a little more cleavage or lot less bra. Otherwise I’m going to have to start calling her “the old Helen Flanagan.” Consider this fair warning.

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Photos: WENN.com

Kate Upton Busts Out Good

February 21st, 2013

The Kate Upton goodness continues today with this shoot for Sam Edelman. I’m guessing it’s for shoes, because I’m perceptive like that, but if you ask me, these are hotter than most of the shoots Kate does for magazines. Sports Illustrated aside, of course. Anyway, enjoy. And try not to get too distracted by all the shoes.