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Kate Upton’s Funbags In A Bikini, For The Weekend

March 23rd, 2018

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Pretty sure these shots of Kate Upton practically busting out of her bikinis are from her latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue shoot, and listen, I know Kate’s not the big name A-list model she used to be, and maybe she put on a pound or two, but who cares? She’s still capable of giving me a major pants fire in five seconds or less. Yow! Enjoy.




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Kate Upton Is Blowing My Pants Off

March 6th, 2018

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Kate Upton disappeared for quite some time, but now with the whole #metoo movement we are getting some great new sexy content. I knew some good would come out of all this. But now I feel a little #metoo myself, since I can’t stop touching little Tuna even if I tried. Damn you Kate upton!

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Kate Upton Busts Out Big Time

March 1st, 2018

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For whatever reason, I don’t think Kate Upton is as popular in the modeling business as she used to be. I know we don’t get as many photoshoots of her as we used to. And that’s crazy to me. I mean, she’s hot, she’s got a huge set of funbags — what more could you want? You can’t tell me some rich kid or Insta-wannabe can top this.

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Kate Upton Topless Goodness

February 15th, 2018

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I don’t know if people are starting to get bored of Kate Upton or what, but it feels like we don’t see nearly as much of the busty hottie as we used to. And that’s a shame, because she’s still a total pants fire in a bikini. But the good news is Kate made the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue again, and the even better news is they had her model one of my all-time favorite swimsuits: the hand bra.

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Kate Upton’s Funbags Are Back And Better Than Ever

January 15th, 2018

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I don’t know if you guys noticed, but Kate Upton kind of disappeared for a while. That, or me and the Little Tuna just got distracted scrolling through all the Insta-wannabes out there. Either way, I’m happy to report that Kate (and more importantly, her giant funbags) are back with a new campaign for some lingerie company called Yamamay. And if you ask me, I think Kate should seriously consider just becoming an Instagram model full-time, because I don’t see how the real thing could get any better than these behind-the-scenes shots she just posted. Yow!



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Kate Upton’s HUGE Knockers And Tennis For The Win

December 19th, 2017

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Women’s tennis hasn’t had a #1 ranked hottie in years, probably ever since Anna Kournikova retired. But after checking out Kate Upton playing tennis in high heels for her LOVE Advent video, I’m convinced she’s got what it takes to become the sport’s next star. Now, I don’t know if she’s actually any good at tennis, but she sure looks great playing it, and if Anna taught us anything, that’s all that really counts.

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Kate Upton Tease Her Big Boobs At The Beach

December 4th, 2017

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I guess Kate Upton finally realized she needed to step her social media game up if she wanted to compete with all the busty Snapchat models out there these days. See, it’s not enough to just do bikini photoshoots anymore. You’ve also got to send out bikini videos to your followers pretty much 24/7. And having a cold is no excuse. I always knew Kate was a hard worker.



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Kate Upton’s Boobs Returns

November 20th, 2017

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It’s been at least a month or two since I’ve done a new post on Kate Upton, and I guess she was starting to get a little jealous and wanted to get my attention or something, because she just posted this awesome GIF of her awesome funbags. She must’ve accidentally sent it to all her followers instead of just to me, but that’s OK. I don’t mind sharing.

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Kate Upton’s Hump Tease

September 12th, 2017

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There’s nothing to say about this Kate Upton booty pumping GIF, other than it took me 20 minutes to take my eyes off it. It’s hypnotic.

         
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Kate Upton’s Breast Super Close Up

September 6th, 2017

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Good news, my fellow perverts: if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to get up close and personal with Kate Upton‘s gigantic funbags, you’re in luck! After years of pressing my nose up against my computer screen, some genius finally thought to press Kate’s cleavage up against the camera. Brilliant! Plus, it’s way easier on my neck.

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Kate Upton’s Massive Funbag Goodness

August 17th, 2017

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I’m not entirely sure where this amazing GIF of Kate Upton attempting to cover her massive funbags with a towel is from, and I’m way too lazy to bother looking it up. Also, right now I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that Kate was able to find a towel big enough to cover those puppies. It must be an XXL or something. It’s just a shame it wasn’t a hand towel instead. Now that would’ve been a real story.

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More Kate Upton Getting In Shape

August 10th, 2017

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Remember how yesterday, I showed you guys Kate Upton‘s new Shape Magazine cover? Well, today, I’ve got the full photoshoot for you below, including a special behind-the-scenes video of Kate talking about… I have no idea, because I only watched it on mute. But whatever it is, I can tell you this: it all makes for a great workout. You’re going to have the buffest forearms and wrists after this.

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Kate Upton Does Shape Magazine

August 9th, 2017

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I wasn’t too surprised when I heard Kate Upton made the cover of Shape Magazine‘s September issue, considering I’ve been talking up her perfect shape ever since her and those giant funbags of hers first burst onto the scene. And, uh, speaking of bursting, I think you might want to stay seated for 20 minutes after reading this post. Just to be safe. Enjoy.

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Alexandra Daddario And Kate Upton Boobs In A Movie

July 14th, 2017

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I didn’t realize that Kate Upton still wanted to be an actress. I always figured she gave up on that pipe dream, since she never returned any of my calls about my genius ideas for a new sex tape “romantic comedy.” Anyway, I guess I was wrong, because here’s the trailer for some new movie starring Kate and Alexandra Daddario. As far as I can tell, it’s about two seriously busty hotties fighting over getting to sleep with some loser. …Wait a minute. They stole my idea! Only mine was even better, because it featured half the clothing and ten times the bikini scenes. All I know is, I better get a cut.

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