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Kate Upton’s Massive Breakout!

October 3rd, 2013

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First off, I want to apologize. I’m sure this isn’t the “massive breakout” you were hoping for from Kate Upton, and I feel your pain. Obviously, we’d all rather see Kate busting out of some low-cut top than with a face full of pimples. Except for maybe her biggest competition in the busty blonde model category Helen Flanagan, and any perverts out there with an acne fetish. Anyway, to the rest of you though, sorry, but I gotta report the news. After all, I’m a serious journalist. Don’t laugh, that wasn’t supposed to be a punchline.

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Kate Upton Stuffs Herself In A Nice Tight Dress

October 2nd, 2013

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I don’t know much about this movie Mademoiselle C, but since Kate Upton showed up for the Paris premiere stuffed into a nice tight dress, it’s pretty big news as far as I’m concerned. Apparently it’s some boring fashion documentary, and while I’ll admit that I don’t know much about fashion, I know what I like. And right now I’d like this dress of Kate’s a lot more without all that lace obscuring our view of her funbags. Just a little constructive criticism.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

October 1st, 2013

Today’s extra catch consists of Cara Delevingne, Vanessa Paradis, Miranda Kerr, Kate Upton, Katy Perry, Molly Sims, Olivia Palermo, Jessica White, Kelly Lynch, Erin Andrews, Elisabeth Rohm, Danielle Vasinova, Benedetta Valanzano, Sofia Bruscoli, Roselyn Sanchez, Edy Ganem, Iggy Azalea, Kristin Cavallari, Ashley Greene, Ciara.

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Kate Upton Works It On The Streets

October 1st, 2013

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If you ever fantasized about bumping into Kate Upton somewhere, charming her with jokes about pants fires and bringing her back to your mom’s place, like I do, then these pictures are probably gonna be a disappointing snap back to reality for you too. Because as good as Kate looks here just walking down the street, as you can see, she’s also surrounded by an entourage of dudes and paparazzi everywhere she goes. Which means I guess it’s back to the more realistic Plan B: seducing Kate over Twitter. Wish me luck.

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Kate Upton And Her Hot Sister!

September 10th, 2013

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If you ever looked at Kate Upton, correctly realized that she was way out of your league, and then wondered if maybe she had a less famous but almost as hot sister, you’re in luck. Because here’s pictures of Kate and Christie Upton after watching men’s tennis at the US Open, proving that hotness does run in the family. Obviously Christie wasn’t quite as genetically blessed as her sister, but still, I definitely wouldn’t mind playing hide the sausage with those two. What, did you expect me to say playing doubles? Because that would be way less fun. I’m terrible at tennis.

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Kate Upton Does V Magazine!

September 4th, 2013

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Here’s one of my favorite hot blondes Kate Upton in a spread for Vanity Fair‘s special 100 year anniversary issue. And while I can’t think of a better person than Kate to help them celebrate the milestone with a busty photoshoot, I don’t get why these magazines are always going for the whole Marilyn Monroe pin-up girl look with her. I know it might be “classier,” but with a girl like Kate, all you need to do is get her in a bikini or lingerie and then ditch the top. Don’t overthink it.

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Kate Upton And Lily Aldridge Are An Awesome Pair

July 31st, 2013

Kate Upton And Lily Aldridge

Now here’s a lesbian fantasy I’d never pictured before: Kate Upton and Lily Aldridge. I’m not sure what the two ridiculously hot supermodels were doing walking around New York City together, and I’m too lazy to try to find out. So instead, I’m just going to assume that the rumors I’m currently starting in my head are true, and Kate and Lily are the latest Tuna-approved celebrity couple. Congratulations ladies.

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Kate Upton’s Busty Tweet

July 25th, 2013

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Once again, the award for TwitPic of the Day goes to Kate Upton looking seriously gorgeous in a bikini. You know, I’d really love to turn this into a regular feature here on the site instead of just a semi-occasional one. So as soon as Kate’s ready to crank the bikini pictures up to 5 days a week, so am I.

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Kate Upton In A Bikini Is The Best Story of The Day

July 12th, 2013

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In today’s installment of people I’m extremely jealous of, here’s some lucky fan getting up close and personal with Kate Upton in a bikini. I blurred her face since I’m guessing she’s underage, but this kid’s already fulfilled one of my life goals. Some people want to climb mountains, I want to climb Kate’s. She’s like my own personal Mount Everest. Sigh. Back to the bucket list.

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Kate Upton’s Classy Hotness For Vogue

June 28th, 2013

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The Kate Upton hotness continues with this latest spread for Vogue Brazil. And as much as I’m digging the usual cleavage shots, I’ll never understand fashion magazines. I mean, I get that black-and-white makes everything classy, but if I was running the show, I’d never let Kate wear a jacket. Then again, I’d also fight for no clothes at all, but I understand that sometimes you’ve got to pick your battles. Anyway, enjoy.

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Kate Upton And Cameron Diaz Leg Show Competiton

June 25th, 2013

Kate Upton And Cameron Diaz

It’s been a couple days, but it looks like Cameron Diaz is still in a bad mood on the Other Woman set. I wonder what’s bugging her this time. I’m no therapist, but if I had to guess, it’s probably the fact that her and Kate Upton are holding competing leg shows in these shots, and it’s not much of a contest. Either way though, she’s a bad influence on Kate. And I’d say I hope Cameron doesn’t rub off on her, but that’d be a lie. I’ve been fantasizing about that ever since these two started working together.

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Kate Upton’s Classy Cleavage For Redemption Choppers

June 18th, 2013

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After those awesome Kate Upton bikini shots from yesterday, I’ve got a few more from one of my favorite busty blondes today. This time, it’s for Redemption Choppers Spring/Summer 2013 campaign, and they’re in black and white, which means it’s classy. So go ahead and enjoy, and if anyone asks what you’re doing under your desk, just tell them you’re appreciating some fine art.

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Kate Upton Bikini Pictures

June 17th, 2013

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Once again, we have Kate Upton on set of her new movie “The Other Woman“, but this time she is popping out of a tiny bikini. As you guy know, the only way this movie will have a chance at the box office is if horny males realize that they’re going to be able to see Kate’s huge chesticles on the big screen. I know I’ll be the first in line on opening night. Anyway, I look forward to seeing those babies in high definition or better yet 3D.

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