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Kate Upton’s Busts Are Never A Bust

January 16th, 2013

I’m going to hope there’s more Kate Upton hotness where this came from, because this shot from GQ Magazine is one of the better pictures of Kate I’ve seen in months. Who needs complicated gimmicks and weird outfits? When you’ve got one of the hottest bikini models around, sometimes simpler is better. Enjoy.

Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2012 – #2 Kate Upton

January 14th, 2013

Kate Upton

I’m sure you guys thought I’d give Kate Upton the title of Hollywood Tuna’s Babe of 2012, but unfortunately Kate’s popularity has peaked. And let’s be honest folks, there’s another model just around the corner who is hotter and once I notice her, Kate will be forgotten. That’s the downside of being just a pretty face with big tits and no talents. Nonetheless, Kate gave us a very interesting year with some of the best and most popular posts. And for that we thank her.

Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2012

10- Micaela Schaefer
9- Hayden Panettiere
8- Ashley Tisdale
7- Rihanna
6- Selena Gomez
5- Sara Jean Underwood
4- Christina Hendricks
3- Miley Cyrus
2- Kate Upton

Kate Upton Does Elle

January 7th, 2013

I know it seems like Kate Upton is everywhere these days, but can you blame me for hoping to see more of her in this photoshoot for Elle France? Especially after that busty one from the other day, I figured Kate would be wearing nothing but her panda hat for most of these shots. Clearly, the French just don’t understand the American way of life. No self-respecting supermodel washes her car fully-clothed. Everyone knows she’s supposed to be in a bikini, and hosing herself down, not the car. I guess some things just get lost in translation.

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Kate Upton Busts Out In V Magazine

January 7th, 2013

Normally, I get very excited when I see pics of Kate Upton and her sweet juicy boobs, but in the latest V Magazine photoshoot, they paired her up with some crackhead prepubescent looking male model and he ruins the whole shoot. I don’t know what they were thinking, but next time they need a male model for Kate, call me. I know for sure, I’m better looking than that thing and I’ll even work for free.

Kate Upton Does It All!

December 14th, 2012

Here are the pictures that go along with that awesome video we had of Kate Upton doing Vogue Germany last week. This shoot really has it all: Kate see-through, in a bikini, a threesome, topless, and more. The only thing it’s missing is Kate Jello-wrestling with a blogger. Maybe next time, right?

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Kate Upton Would Make A Great Adult Actress

December 4th, 2012

I don’t know how they do it, but somehow fashion magazines always manage to get hotter photoshoots than anything you’d see in Esquire or Maxim. Case in point: Vogue Germany was able to get Kate Upton topless and playing in the pool for their latest issue. Better yet, there’s even video. And judging by the footage, Kate could have been a great porn star. It’s just a shame someone legitimate discovered her first.

Kate Upton Has Seen Better Days

November 20th, 2012

Now this is disappointing: here’s Kate Upton leaving the airport all wrapped up like a little old lady and not even giving us a peek at her massive talents. I guess it’s true what they say, nobody dresses up to get on a plane any more. It’s a shame. What happened to the good old days, when men wore suits, and women wore their finest lingerie? OK, maybe I’m remembering that wrong, but I still don’t think it’s too much to ask. Personally, I always make sure to wear my dress sweatpants whenever I fly.

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Kate Upton Is A Sexy Bad Ass For Vogue

November 7th, 2012

I have no clue what the deal is with half the outfits Kate Upton is wearing in this video for Vogue Italia, but I really don’t care. After all, I’m a celebrity cleavage blogger, not a fashion blogger. And in my professional opinion, Kate is killing it in that department. She always does.

Kate Upton’s Bra Busting V Magazine Pics

October 29th, 2012

If you’re living anywhere on the East Coast right now, chances are you’re hunkered down waiting for the hurricane to hit. And since I’m guessing constantly refreshing the Weather Channel website for updates isn’t much fun, here’s something way better: behind-the-scenes pictures of Kate Upton for her shoot in V Magazine. So enjoy. And feel free to refresh Kate’s picture as many times as you want.

Kate Upton’s Busting Out For Vogue

October 17th, 2012

Here’s Kate Upon putting her massive talents to good use for Vogue. And while I don’t know anything about fashion, I’m an expert when it comes to Kate’s assets. So don’t get me wrong, some of these shots are great, but I still think she’s better suited as a swimsuit model. Sometimes it’s best to just stick to your strengths. Luckily for me, my strengths are looking at pictures of hot girls. What can I say? It’s a calling.

Kate Upton’s Doesn’t Disappoint

October 15th, 2012

Kate Upton showed up to the 50th Annual New York Film Festival this past weekend and she didn’t forget to bring everyone a delicious sample of her front meat. I’m pretty sure whichever film premiere she decides to attend will get a good review by any red blooded male movie critic. How could you not enjoy a film knowing that those puppies are in the same movie theater as you?

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Photos: WENN.com

Kate Upton: Future Bond Girl?

October 4th, 2012

Here’s everybody’s favorite hottie Kate Upton at the Museum of Modern Art for Everything or Nothing: The Untold Story of 007. Looks like somebody might be auditioning to become the next Bond girl. And if so, I’m all for it. I’ve even got the perfect plot: Bond meets Kate while infiltrating a topless beach. Now she just needs a good Bond girl name. Is Chesty LaRue taken?

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Kate Upton Fill Outs The Pages Of Cosmo

October 2nd, 2012

Here is a super hot Kate Upton video for Cosmo magazine. I don’t know why they bother asking her questions because I couldn’t care less about her personal life, and it’s not like women are actually going to watch this video. They may call it a “fashion shoot” but we all know what it’s really intended for. Sneaky! Anyway, when can I buy this issue?

Kate Upton’s Worst Photoshoot Ever!!!

September 25th, 2012

Is this some kind of horrible joke? Here’s Kate Upton‘s photoshoot for French magazine Jalouse covered from head to toe. She looks practically Amish! This must be how the French are finally getting back at us for all those years we made fun of them. On behalf of men everywhere, I apologize. Now, for the love of God, somebody get Kate Upton back into a bikini stat! My penis is starting to go into shock.